An actual conversation I had last night:
Guest: What's wong?
Me: There's someone in both bathrooms.
Guest: Just go outside.
Me: ...I think I'll just wait.
Guest: Just go on the porch. It's raining, so everything's already wet. There's no one out there; no one will know.
Me: I'll know. It's my porch.
Guest: Shannon! It's so nice to meet you.
Me: There's someone in both bathrooms.
Guest: Just go outside.
Me: ...I think I'll just wait.
Guest: Just go on the porch. It's raining, so everything's already wet. There's no one out there; no one will know.
Me: I'll know. It's my porch.
Guest: Shannon! It's so nice to meet you.