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I don't have time to actually write anything right now but I might edit this entry later tonight. For now, I found this hilarious:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mark!

1. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Mark has 7!
2. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Mark on.
3. The patron saint of Mark is Saint Eugenie.
4. Mark is incapable of sleep.
5. California is the biggest exporter of Mark in the world.
6. Only one person in two billion will live to be Mark.
7. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Mark.
8. Mark is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
9. There are six towns named Mark in the United States.
10. The colour of Mark is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.