I hate you, Ben Franklin!

[spookyaction]

I just wanted to chime in and let you all know how much I hate daylight savings time and Ben Franklin for thinking this abomination up. Up yours, Ben Franklin, you stupid womanizing satanist (OK, maybe not stupid). I think I'm going to burn Ben Franklin in effigy tonight so if you see a bunch of cops racing down Vairo Blvd, call my cell.

Please sign this petition to help end daylight savings time.

Down with daylight savings time!