THIS IS MY AWSOME FINAL FANTASY 10 FAN FIC! READ IT BUT ONLY SAY NICE THINGS OK?
The name of this story is called Wakka The handsome fellow... no im going to change that
Ok the real name of this story is Final Fantasy X-2: The real one not the shitty dress up charlies angels final fantasy x-2
Wakka walked down to the beach with a blitzball in his hand "man today seems like a good day for blitzball bruddah" he said to no one in particular, Wakka was lonely so he imagined a best friend for himself, his friends name was Tdus, and looked just like Wakka's brother somehow, even though Tidus looked arian, and Wakka was obviously of a much darker island heritage." Hey bruddah whats up? said Wakka, Tidus said something stupid and Wakka said "hey lets play some blitzball! Here's my sword too!" And Tidus took the sword and also Tidus had lazer eyes, because he was imaginary. "When you play blitzball you throw the blitzball " said Wakka then he threw the blitzball, if Tidus was real it wouldn't have hit that weird blue rape beast thing in the dick, but he wasn't real so it did. OH SHIT BRUDDAH! I HIT HIM IN THE BLITZBALLS WITH THE BLITZBALL! RUNN AWAY! and tidus turned into a bitching motorcycle, with like turbo charge rocket engines and like somehow that was real but i cant explain why, but its just like in the game where Tidus is like imaginary i think? but everyone can see him? i don't know i played like 4 hours of that shit, maybe i should borrow it so i can finish it. So Wakka was all like riding this awesome motorcycle that had a bitching sword sticking out of it, and Yuna was all like "Wakka i need you to DO WORK!" And Wakka Was just like "Naw bitch fucking blitzball for life" and he did this bitchin wheelie, and it was so bad ass looking, i cant really describe it but if you had been there you would have like crapped your pants it was so cool! Then Wakka rolled up on this fine blonde looking honey and he was all like "hey baby, you wanna take a ride on my imaginary motorcycle?" And the Blonde chick was like "Ryem YMMYR! TAYDR DU YMM EHVATAMC! PMEDWPYMM!!! LYDLR DRA VAJAN! PAJANMO REMMC LRERIYRIY HUF UID UH TJT" (use an al bhed translator) And Wakka WAs all like "AH HELL NO! THIS IS THE BLITZBALL NO SPIN ZONE! OK? FREEDOM ISNT FREE AND THESE BLITZBALL COLOURS DONT RUN! YOUR A SOCIALIST PALIN 2012!" And then the Tidus cycle shot a lazer eye warning shot and Rikku ran away "Another victory for the patriots! " said Wakka " Why can't this country return to its god given Yevon morals?! I remember back in the day, when all the kids were playing Blitzball and saying their prayers, and one time i was asked to go to the Sadie Hawkins dance, but everyone knew the girl didn't believe in Yevon enough and thats why she was poor, so i was like hell naw woman! and i smacked her with a blitzball, and everyone laughed and i was Sadie Hawkins prom king because of it!" "Broom broom" said the tiducycle, and they blasted off into the sunset! But before they burnt up, Wakka saw This hot chick who looked like she was smuggling two blitz balls in her shirt So Wakka Jumped off the tidus cycle and it did all these really boss flips and like landed perfect and everyone clapped! Wakka Did this really cool like double gainer triple backflip, and on the way down he gave Jesus and Santa Claus a high five, and like the Fonz was all pissed because Wakka is soo cool right? So he walks up to this chick and was like, YO BITCH! i normally aint into like goth chicks and shit, but(tz) i see those blitzballs your smuggling and i wanna knwo if you wanna play? Whats your name sugar baby honey lumps?" And the Goth chick was all like " oh damn what a man! my names lulu but you can call me yours!" and she dragged him back to her place, and it took like 3 days to get all the belts off, oh and they got married before they "made love" because that's the right thing to do.. And then on their honey moon Wakka punched a giant whale in the face, and like i guess that Seymour guy showed up at one point, but like i never got that far in the game so i don't really knwo what hes like but he looks like a dick.
THE END FOR NOW! WATCH OUT FOR PART TWO!
Ok the real name of this story is Final Fantasy X-2: The real one not the shitty dress up charlies angels final fantasy x-2
Wakka walked down to the beach with a blitzball in his hand "man today seems like a good day for blitzball bruddah" he said to no one in particular, Wakka was lonely so he imagined a best friend for himself, his friends name was Tdus, and looked just like Wakka's brother somehow, even though Tidus looked arian, and Wakka was obviously of a much darker island heritage." Hey bruddah whats up? said Wakka, Tidus said something stupid and Wakka said "hey lets play some blitzball! Here's my sword too!" And Tidus took the sword and also Tidus had lazer eyes, because he was imaginary. "When you play blitzball you throw the blitzball " said Wakka then he threw the blitzball, if Tidus was real it wouldn't have hit that weird blue rape beast thing in the dick, but he wasn't real so it did. OH SHIT BRUDDAH! I HIT HIM IN THE BLITZBALLS WITH THE BLITZBALL! RUNN AWAY! and tidus turned into a bitching motorcycle, with like turbo charge rocket engines and like somehow that was real but i cant explain why, but its just like in the game where Tidus is like imaginary i think? but everyone can see him? i don't know i played like 4 hours of that shit, maybe i should borrow it so i can finish it. So Wakka was all like riding this awesome motorcycle that had a bitching sword sticking out of it, and Yuna was all like "Wakka i need you to DO WORK!" And Wakka Was just like "Naw bitch fucking blitzball for life" and he did this bitchin wheelie, and it was so bad ass looking, i cant really describe it but if you had been there you would have like crapped your pants it was so cool! Then Wakka rolled up on this fine blonde looking honey and he was all like "hey baby, you wanna take a ride on my imaginary motorcycle?" And the Blonde chick was like "Ryem YMMYR! TAYDR DU YMM EHVATAMC! PMEDWPYMM!!! LYDLR DRA VAJAN! PAJANMO REMMC LRERIYRIY HUF UID UH TJT" (use an al bhed translator) And Wakka WAs all like "AH HELL NO! THIS IS THE BLITZBALL NO SPIN ZONE! OK? FREEDOM ISNT FREE AND THESE BLITZBALL COLOURS DONT RUN! YOUR A SOCIALIST PALIN 2012!" And then the Tidus cycle shot a lazer eye warning shot and Rikku ran away "Another victory for the patriots! " said Wakka " Why can't this country return to its god given Yevon morals?! I remember back in the day, when all the kids were playing Blitzball and saying their prayers, and one time i was asked to go to the Sadie Hawkins dance, but everyone knew the girl didn't believe in Yevon enough and thats why she was poor, so i was like hell naw woman! and i smacked her with a blitzball, and everyone laughed and i was Sadie Hawkins prom king because of it!" "Broom broom" said the tiducycle, and they blasted off into the sunset! But before they burnt up, Wakka saw This hot chick who looked like she was smuggling two blitz balls in her shirt So Wakka Jumped off the tidus cycle and it did all these really boss flips and like landed perfect and everyone clapped! Wakka Did this really cool like double gainer triple backflip, and on the way down he gave Jesus and Santa Claus a high five, and like the Fonz was all pissed because Wakka is soo cool right? So he walks up to this chick and was like, YO BITCH! i normally aint into like goth chicks and shit, but(tz) i see those blitzballs your smuggling and i wanna knwo if you wanna play? Whats your name sugar baby honey lumps?" And the Goth chick was all like " oh damn what a man! my names lulu but you can call me yours!" and she dragged him back to her place, and it took like 3 days to get all the belts off, oh and they got married before they "made love" because that's the right thing to do.. And then on their honey moon Wakka punched a giant whale in the face, and like i guess that Seymour guy showed up at one point, but like i never got that far in the game so i don't really knwo what hes like but he looks like a dick.
THE END FOR NOW! WATCH OUT FOR PART TWO!