[If you just so happen to be on Bonito Drive outside of the Northern Lights bar, you might hear some extra noise. Something like the sound of a scuffle or a fight. No, it has nothing to do with all the chaos going around due to pesky Lavos Spawn.
A certain
failhound seems to have gotten himself into some sort of trouble with a certain large cat. That cat
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ARRRGHGHFFFGGHH--
[FACEDIRT. It takes him a minute of rubbing his nose and looking around to figure where the cat went--
Then he claps both hands to his head.]
YOU STUPID--! GET BACK HERE!!
[Next he will actually do a backflip trying to catch you -- be prepared.]
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There is a kitty glint in his eye. It is translated into: BRING IT]
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[HE CAN READ ANY HINT OF CHALLENGE, EVEN IN KITTYSPEAK.
He will scramble after you, practically tripping over himself -- then catch himself and start circling... He will get you. Eventually.]
You're not getting away! I'm tired of things landing on my face!
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Come on dog boy, make his day.]
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[YOU ARE SUCH AN ANNOYING CATTHING. Also Nora is not very good at patience, so within about 30 seconds he's rushing at you again--
This time he tries to flipping behind you! SEE HOW YOU LIKE YOUR OWN MEDICINE.]
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[HE IS TRYING TO AMBUSH YOU WHILE YOU ARE GETTING INTO POSITION is it working.]
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He is distracted! Here's your chance!]
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[CHANCE!
HAVE A PUPPYKID FLYING AT YOU WITH ALL LIMBS OUT AND IN ATTACK MODE.]
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WHAT DO YOU DO.]
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[P-PLATEWHACKED.
OWWW WHERE DID THAT EVEN COME FROM-- He gets distracted from his quest for epic vengeance on the cat for a moment.]
WHO THREW THAT?!
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Minagawa just stands a few feet away and lets the cat sit down right next to his fee, muffling a laugh behind a paper fan he made because he was bored so he decided to make one. And for some reason he loves paper fans in his canon.]
Oops, my hand slipped.
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[Nora will just be sitting on the floor rubbing his head -- but seeing Minagawa laughing at him, he springs to his feet and balls up his fists. WHY SO SMUG?!]
... It didn't! You don't look like an accident at all! An' your cat is crazy!
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You did quite well. Are you alright?
[The cat just flops over his shoulder and meows. Minagawa smiles... then finally looks at you. Oh, you're still there.]
Did you say something?
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[GUESS WHO DOESN'T LIKE BEING IGNORED. He'll just march right up to you and try to get in your face. It doesn't work.]
Your crazy cat attacked me! An' you totally helped it!
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Suke is an eccentric cat but he is certainly not crazy. He must have thought you were some sort of danger to himself. If I did help, it was merely to make sure he was not harmed too badly. He is my cat after all.
...you did not plan to harm him, did you? [THINK OF HOW YOU'LL ANSWER THIS QUESTION.]
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