Meme
Meme stolen from Countess Sam stolen from Tina
If I were a month I would be: January
If I were a day of the week I would be: Sunday
If I were a time of day I would be: dusk
If I were a planet I would be: Saturn
If I were a sea animal I would be: a manta ray
If I were a direction I would be: North
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a couch
If I were a sin I would be: Gluttony
If I were a historical figure I would be: Susanne (old medieval story)
If I were a liquid I would be: water
If I were a stone, I would be: moonstone
If I were a tree, I would be: birch
If I were a bird, I would be: penguin
If I were a tool, I would be: a wooden spoon
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a honeysuckle
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: winter dawn
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a wood nymph
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a cello
If I were an animal, I would be: a cat
If I were a color, I would be: An ocean blue
If I were an emotion, I would be: comfort
If I were a vegetable, I would be: A potato
If I were a sound, I would be: a bell
If I were a car, I would be: 1938 Phantom Corsair
If I were a song, I would be: Story of my life - social distortion
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: ?
If I were a book, I would be written by: Kurt Vonnegut
If I were a food, I would be: rice pudding with cinnamon and raisins
If I were a place, I would be: Charleston, SC
If I were a material, I would be: silk
If I were a taste, I would be: sweet
If I were a scent, I would be: Almond
If I were a word, I would be: Comfort
If I were an object, I would be: paint
If I were a body part I would be: a brain
If I were a facial expression I would be: a smile
If I were a subject in school I would be: french theatre
If I were a cartoon character I would be: marvin the martian
If I were a shape I would be a: mobius strip
If I were a number I would be: 42, naturally.