Grrr I can't study anymore.
Oh FFS, TextEdit. I don't think not letting me edit my text is a very good feature for a text editing program.
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yellowdumpling
1. Rorschach
2. Comedian
3. Ozymandias
4. Nite Owl II
5. Silk Spectre II
6. Dr.Manhattan
7. Silk Spectre I
8. Nite Owl I
9. Hooded Justice
10. Silhouette
11. Mothman
12. Captain Metropolis
- Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Dr. Manhattan, Mothman)
No way, yo. Give Byron somebody better.
- Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Nite Owl II)
Hurm. Yes. Maybe somewhere around 90 degrees or so.
- What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Captain Metropolis, Nite Owl I)
BWAHAHAHAH! I would laugh.
- Can you rec any fics about Nine? (Hooded Justice)
Nope.
- Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Comedian, Dr. Manhattan)
No. In my opinion, whatever relationship they did have, had aspects of a genial camaraderie. I see Comedian generally liking most people (for some reason I can't quite grasp), but Manhattan just doesn't give a fuck. Also, I don't think Blake would like being gang raped by a blue guy.
- Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (Silk Spectre II/Hooded justice or Silk Spectre II/Silhouette)
lol As the person I stole this from put it, HJ is "practically twice her age, he’s a giant, he’s sadistic, and he’s gay."
I haven't gotten into HJ. In my head, I've developed no personality for him at all. I mean, fuck, he doesn't even have a face. (Well, there is that one picture that's supposedly him, but, meh.) I haven't given Silhouette a personality either, but I do know she was a lesbian, and Laurie is just a soulless whore, so I'll say Laurie/Silhouette.
- What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Silk Spectre I, Comedian, Captain Metropolis)
Do we really want this? Really?
- Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Ozymandias/Silhouette)
Hurm. I forgot to put an answer for this one. Oh well, I don't really have one anysways.
- Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Rorschach, Nite Owl I)
Not that I've seen, but it could exist. As far as I know, Rors and Hollis never met. I know Rors did kind of have an issue with Hollis because he wrote about Eddie trying to have his way with Sally in Under The Hood, but that's about as much as I know about the two of them together.
Although he may be somewhat interested in the man that had influenced Daniel so damn much. But probably not sexually interested, because sex is dirty and can only be done with Daniel cos Rors&Dan are BFFs.
- Suggest a title for a Twelve/Seven hurt-comfort fic. (Captain Metropolis, Silk Spectre I)
lulz. forgot about this one too. is for the best.
- What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? (Nite Owl II, Rorschach)
YES. Does it matter? They are so fucking hot for each other, it's not even funny. It wouldn't take much to push the two of them over the edge, it's just that neither of them want to take that first step.
As so many fics do, the plot would have to have an ample amount of sugar cubes.
- Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? (Silk Spectre I)
I reeeeeeaaaally don't think so. Do any of my three friends honestly read slash? Sally's "a bloated aging whore" anyways (says Rors.) What the fuck is with her graphic novel hair? It's just fine in the movie, but golly. Is that a fucking permed poodle on her head?
As far as friends I've made recently go, I'm not too sure how they feel about the first SS.
- Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Ozymandias)
Again, I seriously doubt it. Because, het? With my Adrian? I think not, sir.
Possibly homosexual? I'd say there's no need to remember to investigate further.
The man is far too fabulous. That fierce hairstyle, the predominately purple clothing/cape....
Most importantly: THE SECRET FOLDER HIDDEN ON THAT FLOPPY DISK LABELED "BOYS"?
- Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Mothman)
I'm gonna go with no. Why you keep askings me this things?
And again, I'm not sure about my new friend meme friends.
- Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Comedian/Silk Spectre II/Nite Owl II)
HAHA. INCEST FTW.
Daniel wouldn't have anything to do with said incest. He'd be too busy trying to get into Rors' finely tailored purple pinstriped pants.
I didn't answer the question, did I?
- What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Silhouette)
This is not a fun question >: (
"Oh, Lesbian Nurse!"
- If you wrote a songfic about Eight, which song would you choose? (Nite Owl I)
An Ode To The Nocturnal Muse by Of Montreal.
The song doesn't really fit, but the title sure does, and I don't feel like going through my entire itunes list for this.
- If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? (Rorschach/ Dr. Manhattan/ Captain Metropolis)
The warning would read: "DON'T FUCKING EVEN READ THIS. IS NOT WORTH IT."
- What would be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? (Comedian, Silhouette)
"If you were my bed, I'd be in you right now."
"That outfit is horrible. Take it off right now."
"I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue."
"If I was the last man on Earth, I bet we could do it in public."
"That outfit is very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too."
"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"
And last, but certainly not least:
"I'm drunk."
- When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Silk Spectre II)
Specifically about her? NEVER. I hate Laurie. I hate her. So. Hard. She's often mentioned or has minor parts in the fics I read, but I have never read a Silk Spectre II - centric fic.
Sometimes I'll read something about Laurie/Rorschach, but I really don't know why.
- What is Six's super-sekrit kink? (Dr. Manhattan)
He likes the gang bangs, but that isn't really much of a secret, now is it? He probably blows himself, but hell, wouldn't you?
- Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Mothman, Hooded Justice)
MOTHMAN DOES NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD "SOBER"
That's the end of my answer, here. Damn cute alcoholic moth....
- If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (Ozymandias, Silk Spectre I)
I'm gonna start out by just saying "No, please."
Actually, I'm gonna end by just saying "No, please," as well.
- "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it. (Rorschach, Hooded Justice, Nite owl II, Mothman, Captain Metropolis, Silk Spectre II, Ozymandias)
Wut?
Okay.
"Rorschach & Hooded Justice are in a happy relationship until HJ suddenly runs off with Nite Owl II. Rors, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Mothman, and a brief unhappy affair with Captain Metropolis, then follows the wise advice of Silk Spectre II and finds true love with Ozymandias."
Title? "Rorschach's Great Adventure"? Or maybe "Eight Crazy Nights"? I don't know.
Who should write it? Hey. Hey Scott. Wanna do me a favor? XD
- How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Silk Spectre I, Nite Owl I)
I wouldn't really care for the most part. I think if it were, it could have seriously fucked the plot up and things would have been waaaay different.
However, dismissing Sally's hidden love for Eddie Blake, she and Hollis could have conceivably had a thing going. The California/New York phone conversation could possibly be argued as canon love. I'm not going to be the one arguing that point though, cos this really doesn't matter to me.
Hee I want to do more of these.