The Urinating Avenger!
Greetings citizens! I, Kevin, shall now be known as the Urinating Avenger!!!
The justice on our neighbor's yard continues every night, but I endow this new title onto myself for my urine is spreading to other assholes.
Today some jerk parked in front of our house. Now, normally, we wouldn't do anything to them because how are they supposed to know that we have to park on the street (well, they coudl see that we really dont' have much of a driveway, but nobody gives a shit about other people). But this jerk pakred in the middle of the curb, so that no one else coudl park in front of our house. Well, justice was served all over the side of his car :)
Let it be known that he who commits vile injustice crimes of inhumanity will feel the golden shower of justice reign down upon them!!!!!
P.S. Peeing on people's property is highly satisfying. It's so much more constructive than anger :)