Operation Pee on the Neigbhor's Yard
Remember the uber-asshole neighbor from last journal entry? Well, we finally mowed the yard anyway. I didn't want to because we do not give in to terrorist demands! But Jeremy said he'd do it and I agreed becuase I realized that there was an alternative way to seek justice. Going to open war with that asshole would have been rather unpleasant any time we had to deal with him, but now we won't have to worry about that. Now I wage a secret war against him.
Phase 1) Pee on his yard every night (when I eventually remember to do this)
Phase 2) Find something that will kill his grass (not all of it, just little patches here and there) without leaving an obvious trace of sabotage.
You may be shaking your head in disbelief, but you've obvioulsy never met the asshole. Trust me, I didn't understand until I met him myself.
On a side note, in 3 days I turn 21!!!!!!!!!! Wheeeee!
Category I - The Hub
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