What the FUCK
now now now i may be completely mistaken but reading this email in front of me it seems to be apparent that my absolute favorite entity in the entire universe that is the highlight of my sad existence is NOT COMING TO CAMDEN THIS SUMMER AND I AM SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY ABOUT TO KILL SOMEONE well they have shows in hershey and scranton but i probably won't be able to go to both and SHIT SHIT SHIT WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS? HAVE I NOT BEEN FAITHFUL IN LISTENING? HAVE I ALLOWED ENTITIES SUCH AS interpol AND wilco TO TAKE THE PLACE OF THE DEAREST ONES IN MY HEART? Carter, Boyd, LeRoi, Stefan, Dave, I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU! LOVE LIKE A FIRE AND A WATERFALL I WOULD DO ANYTHING JUST TO EXCHANGE SOME BIT OF HUMAN ESSENCE WITH ANY OF YOU Boyd, you're like a tiger that prowls the stage. Carter, you always bring a smile to my face. LeRoi, you are HOT HOT HOT! Stefan, you are fucking mega talented. Dave. What do i say. Besides, COME TO FUCKING CAMDEN THIS SUMMER OR ELSE I'LL HAVE TO KILL SOMEONE AND YOU'LL BE TO BLAME!