giants
me and baloney were tlaking about giants yesterday. it would be awersome to have them. imagine just seeing giants walking around. just huge ass people. that would be great. if they were our enemies then it would be such a crazy adventure. we'd have to hide and duck and shit, and if we got caught wed be done. it would be like an everlasting game of tag, but wed probably get eatin if we got caught. that would be kind of cool though, having to try and escape from the layers of these giants. you could explore their homes if u were held captive. there would be large toothpaste, probably some cool things like food. the only bad thing about giants would be they would probably attack u while u were sleeping, and thats not fair. giants are pussies..
baloney brought up a cool idea, if giants were like our pets. we could ride them into town and fight other giants on the way. mine would be named hodges. i couldnt use a girl one though for a few reasons. first off i would be hypnotized by her cleavage. if i fell down there i would suufocate, her melons mashing me to death.
anyways me and hodges would go on crazy adventures, journeying to the ocean and even to cool places like bickfords late at night or something. one time maybe hodges and i could go on a rampage. we could do the whole king kong thing were he climbs up the big biulding or whatever. then when they started shooting at him wed have to tell them how we were just kidding around. they wouldnt care though cuz if they did i would just sik my giant on them.
even better then giants would be jermaine, my robot. i dont know if ive mentioned him before. hed be awesome. he would look like me and be cool, and he would go to classes for me so i could wake up late, eat some fruity pebbles and then go hang out with my friends. if jermaine was on good behavior he could come out dirnking with us on the weekend. he would be a convenience because when we werew done dirnking he could just recycyle the cans. since he looked like me, i would probably change his name from jermaine to shawn 2, or shawn jr. or something, maybe even sean.
baloney brought up a cool idea, if giants were like our pets. we could ride them into town and fight other giants on the way. mine would be named hodges. i couldnt use a girl one though for a few reasons. first off i would be hypnotized by her cleavage. if i fell down there i would suufocate, her melons mashing me to death.
anyways me and hodges would go on crazy adventures, journeying to the ocean and even to cool places like bickfords late at night or something. one time maybe hodges and i could go on a rampage. we could do the whole king kong thing were he climbs up the big biulding or whatever. then when they started shooting at him wed have to tell them how we were just kidding around. they wouldnt care though cuz if they did i would just sik my giant on them.
even better then giants would be jermaine, my robot. i dont know if ive mentioned him before. hed be awesome. he would look like me and be cool, and he would go to classes for me so i could wake up late, eat some fruity pebbles and then go hang out with my friends. if jermaine was on good behavior he could come out dirnking with us on the weekend. he would be a convenience because when we werew done dirnking he could just recycyle the cans. since he looked like me, i would probably change his name from jermaine to shawn 2, or shawn jr. or something, maybe even sean.