1. Who are you? that dirty elm street prostitute...i mean.... 2. Are we friends? only when you pay me 3. When and how did we meet? come on now, you know thats confidential... 4. How have I affected you? youve showed me the true meaning of orgasm 5. What do you think of me? the best lay ive ever had!! but you still owe me $40 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? sex 7. How long do you think we will be friends? sex 8. Do you love me? sex 9. Do you have a crush on me? sex 10. Would you kiss me? sex 11. Would you hug me? sex 12. Physically, what stands out? your elbows 13. Emotionally, what stands out? your eyebrows 14. Do you wish I was cooler? i wish you were hotter...like in lucifer's mouth 15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? ln 2 16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. jerk, why should i give YOU a nickname when you didnt give me mine, you dirtywhoresackofpoop pwnz0rz 17. Am I loveable? only when youre stripping 18. How long have you known me? ever since you hit me baby one more time 19. Describe me in one word. SEX 20. What was your first impression? i hope he takes off his underwear 21. Do you still think that way about me now? only when fallujah has you explain the first fundamental thm of calculus 22. What do you think my weakness is? the fundamental theorem of calculus, 89.7, and paying your whores 23. Do you think I'll get married? if not to me, then who? 24. What makes me happy? french whores in nurse outfits 25. What makes me sad? french whores in nurse outfits 26. What reminds you of me? french whores in nurse outfits 27. If you could give me anything what would it be? a french whore in a nurse outfit 28. How well do you know me? better than i know the art of judaism 29. When's the last time you saw me? in my mind, youre always with me 30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? yeah, but i already told you about the hookers in vegas 31. Do you think I could kill someone? if you had an AK-47, and a giant monster was eating your family 32. Have we ever had sex? you still owe me 40 bucks 33. Do you miss me? only if you pay me 34. Do you think i miss you? no, because youre wanted for tax evasion 35. Are you going to put this on your LIVEJOURNAL and see what I say about you? i already did, but i guess now i have to again....JK LOL LMAO BRB G2G BBQ TTYL Bye!! I loff you!
that dirty elm street prostitute...i mean....
2. Are we friends?
only when you pay me
3. When and how did we meet?
come on now, you know thats confidential...
4. How have I affected you?
youve showed me the true meaning of orgasm
5. What do you think of me?
the best lay ive ever had!! but you still owe me $40
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
sex
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
sex
8. Do you love me?
sex
9. Do you have a crush on me?
sex
10. Would you kiss me?
sex
11. Would you hug me?
sex
12. Physically, what stands out?
your elbows
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
your eyebrows
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
i wish you were hotter...like in lucifer's mouth
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
ln 2
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
jerk, why should i give YOU a nickname when you didnt give me mine, you dirtywhoresackofpoop pwnz0rz
17. Am I loveable?
only when youre stripping
18. How long have you known me?
ever since you hit me baby one more time
19. Describe me in one word.
SEX
20. What was your first impression?
i hope he takes off his underwear
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
only when fallujah has you explain the first fundamental thm of calculus
22. What do you think my weakness is?
the fundamental theorem of calculus, 89.7, and paying your whores
23. Do you think I'll get married?
if not to me, then who?
24. What makes me happy?
french whores in nurse outfits
25. What makes me sad?
french whores in nurse outfits
26. What reminds you of me?
french whores in nurse outfits
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
a french whore in a nurse outfit
28. How well do you know me?
better than i know the art of judaism
29. When's the last time you saw me?
in my mind, youre always with me
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
yeah, but i already told you about the hookers in vegas
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
if you had an AK-47, and a giant monster was eating your family
32. Have we ever had sex?
you still owe me 40 bucks
33. Do you miss me?
only if you pay me
34. Do you think i miss you?
no, because youre wanted for tax evasion
35. Are you going to put this on your LIVEJOURNAL and see what I say about you? i already did, but i guess now i have to again....JK LOL LMAO BRB G2G BBQ TTYL Bye!! I loff you!
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