Too Much Goddamn Information

[spondee]

Ryan Page: so as I was walking bailey this morning
Ryan Page: we're passing somebody's drive way and he picks something up in his mouth...
Me: ...
Me: uh oh
Ryan Page: it takes me a moment to figure out what it is and I tell him to drop it...
Ryan Page: yeah... it was a dead rat covered in ants
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: NONONONO

Ryan Page: he seemed very confused that I would tell him to drop it
Me: DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT
Me: nononononononononononono
Ryan Page: uh... I mean it was a cupcake
Me: Oh. that's ok then
Ryan Page: yeah... he's a dog
Ryan Page: and apparently rats are on the menu.
Me: hurk
Me: Was he actively eating it or just carrying int around?
Ryan Page: just carrying it
Ryan Page: only for a couple of seconds
Ryan Page: like he wanted to take it wherever we were going
Ryan Page: ... hunting dog, remember
Ryan Page: and this was a somewhat fresh rat
Me: ...
Me: right