Jul 24, 2007 00:57
Considering how much he feared death and would refuse to make the great journey, I now present my ode to Hogwarts' newest ghost, NoNose!
"I, I whose followers were legion, who commanded beasts (stop that) of the Earth and rode the elements to my (STOP THAT!) foretold rise (Oi, pay abloodytention!), who ruled the wizarding world like (Stop throwing biscuits! Was that a Creevy!?) darkness setting upon the land will rise a-(I'm warning you....), will rise a-(Don't make me come down there!), will rise... OH SHUT-UP you snot nosed little blood traitors! I swear by the great basilisk of Slytherin if you throw one more scalloped potato through me I AM SO TELLING FILCH!!!!...you won't tell on me to the Baron, right kids?"