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Jul 14, 2011 04:50

i now want more fucking terrible books written by smug jackasses

feed me

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ds9anon July 14 2011, 09:11:36 UTC
omg spoggly this cannot be healthy lol

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spoggly July 18 2011, 04:34:04 UTC
dun tell me wat to do

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mythrai July 14 2011, 13:21:29 UTC
nickmiller.tumblr.com

h8 this asshole

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spoggly July 14 2011, 21:54:47 UTC
omg inorite HE IS SO AWFUL

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mythrai July 14 2011, 23:01:15 UTC
“Here is the interesting thing,” he said breaking the silence. “I’ve had many guests to my balcony, and like you, they have expressed wonderment at the beauty. But after some time goes by, they all seem to have a similar reaction. You haven’t had it yet so I’m just going to tell you,” he said and paused, waiting for me to break from my trance.

He continued, “After some some minutes have passed, when they’ve had enough time to enjoy themselves, they start paying closer attention to the flowers. And when they do that, I’ve practically memorized the look on their faces that comes next. They start to notice that the deck is swarming with bugs-bees, wasps, spiders, beetles. Their demeanor changes slightly. I notice them tighten up. I notice their smiles fade. I notice them paranoically looking around, wondering if they are going to get bitten or stung. And right then, I know they want to be back inside where it is safe.”

BUGS OUTDOORS YOU SAY

MY FRIEND

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spoggly July 14 2011, 23:05:57 UTC
ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET BITTEN BY MOSQUITOES OR PELTED BY JUNE BUGS JUST TO IMPRESS THIS DUDE, THAT'S NOT HOT, COME ON

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kickthehobbit July 14 2011, 14:51:30 UTC
Neil Gaiman?

(I kid, I kid...mostly.)

Tucker Maxx would probably fit the bill, tho.

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spoggly July 18 2011, 04:34:22 UTC
fhakfhakjshdkashdaks

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kickthehobbit July 18 2011, 05:16:17 UTC
whaaaaaat? :)

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spoggly July 18 2011, 05:19:54 UTC
general lulzzzz

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bammel July 14 2011, 16:07:36 UTC
w/e nicky the goth is forever one of my faves

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spoggly July 18 2011, 04:34:53 UTC
ahahahahha but been there done that ughhhh

someone go find box_in_the_box's inevitable smut-fic, that would be perfect

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nowgoesquickly July 14 2011, 20:23:22 UTC
Nicole Richie's got a couple of bestsellers.

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spoggly July 18 2011, 04:35:04 UTC
needs moar misogyny tho ;n;

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