Limp
A funky quiz/story/thingy. If you wish to participate, do not read the bottom bit. Copy the questions somewhere, and fill it out yourself.
1. You are walking in the woods. You are not alone. Who are you with? Andrew Bean
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal? Bird
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal? The noise of my walking scares the bird away, but only a little ways away.
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your dream house. How big is it? Moderate, and adequately sized to meet the needs of my dream fmaily.
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence? Hell no.
6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining table, what is on it? A book.
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it? Plastic
8. What do you do with the cup? Ignore.
9. You walk to the edge of the property and you find yourself standing at a body of water: what is it? A small river.
10. How will you cross the water? Wade.
After you copy and paste into a new entry, and answer ALL the questions above you can look down here.
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1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important to you. (Or simply the person with whom I associate the woods with the most.)
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life. (Or simply a very typical animal to see in the woods.)
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. (So my very presence causes problems to leap back, but not too far? Or does this merely mean that my laid-back approach (just walking along) can make trouble (animal flying away), but diminishes how much trouble it could have been (animal doesn't run away much)?)
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems. (Moderate. I don't go overboard, but I do what is appropriate and necessary. Sure.)
5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced. (I tend to be generally nonjudgemental and accepting of people that are different. This much is true.)
6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy. (No, what makes me generally unhappy is when there are people on my table.)
7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship. (Non sequitur, anyone? But let's go with it. Plastic comes in a variety of forms, some of which are extremely durable, some of which are rather flimsy. I'd say that covers the bases for all the different relationships I am in and have been in.)
8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude. (Towards life in general, yes? So it fits one of my mottos: don't sweat the small stuff. Unless you have spare time, and it would actually cause some benefit.)
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire. (I was seriously considering saying ocean. Heh.)
10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be. (Just keep swimming... don't worry, be happy now...)
1. You are walking in the woods. You are not alone. Who are you with? Andrew Bean
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal? Bird
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal? The noise of my walking scares the bird away, but only a little ways away.
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your dream house. How big is it? Moderate, and adequately sized to meet the needs of my dream fmaily.
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence? Hell no.
6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining table, what is on it? A book.
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it? Plastic
8. What do you do with the cup? Ignore.
9. You walk to the edge of the property and you find yourself standing at a body of water: what is it? A small river.
10. How will you cross the water? Wade.
After you copy and paste into a new entry, and answer ALL the questions above you can look down here.
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1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important to you. (Or simply the person with whom I associate the woods with the most.)
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life. (Or simply a very typical animal to see in the woods.)
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. (So my very presence causes problems to leap back, but not too far? Or does this merely mean that my laid-back approach (just walking along) can make trouble (animal flying away), but diminishes how much trouble it could have been (animal doesn't run away much)?)
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems. (Moderate. I don't go overboard, but I do what is appropriate and necessary. Sure.)
5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced. (I tend to be generally nonjudgemental and accepting of people that are different. This much is true.)
6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy. (No, what makes me generally unhappy is when there are people on my table.)
7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship. (Non sequitur, anyone? But let's go with it. Plastic comes in a variety of forms, some of which are extremely durable, some of which are rather flimsy. I'd say that covers the bases for all the different relationships I am in and have been in.)
8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude. (Towards life in general, yes? So it fits one of my mottos: don't sweat the small stuff. Unless you have spare time, and it would actually cause some benefit.)
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire. (I was seriously considering saying ocean. Heh.)
10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be. (Just keep swimming... don't worry, be happy now...)