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If I were a stone, I would be: ASHLEY THE INCREDIBLY HOT ROCK!
If I were a tree, I would be: ASHLEY THE TULIP TREE!
If I were a bird, I would be: the mommy of the one that me and weiner found in our back yard :(
If I were a machine, I would be: I AM A MACHINE FOOL, A LOOOOOVE MACHINE!
If I were a tool, I would be: YOU'RE THE TOOL!
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: ASHLEY THE TULIP TREE. Trees are plants you effing 'tard.
If I were a kind of weather: wind
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: BAHAHAHAHAHA. matt's answer was so effing funny I can't change it . Michael Jackson
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: A COW BELL. DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG
If I were an animal, I would be a: today, I'd like to be a goldfish, but not the kind that dies fast.
If I were a color, I would be: ORANGE
If I were an emotion, I would be: mixed.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: a baby carrot. WE'RE BOTH ORANGE CUHH
If I were a sound, I would be: A heart laugh :)
If I were an element, I would be: WIND
If I were a car, I would be: A datson!
If I were a song, I would be: FOR THE WEEKEND by The Letterkills. (come on, just thinking for the weekend, maybe we could be something. these thoughts are well worth our time. that IS me!)
If I were to trade places with another person, it would be: no one. Seriously cuhh. being me is total rockz0r
If I were a movie, I would be: ZOOLANDER/SAY ANYTHING. you gotta have both.
If I were a place, I would be: ... I AM MADISON. (in essence)
If I were a material, I would be: COTTON CUHH!
If I were a taste, I would be: fruity
If I were a scent, I would be: the smell that comes out of the dryer vent.
If I were a religion, I would be: Ashleyism DUHHH (i mean, seriously)
If I were a word, I would be: DAMAGE (without the bad connotation.)
If I were an object, I would be: a stuffed pony, a pink one. that's soft. and smells good.
If I were a body part, I would be: hands
If I were a subject in school, I would be: Creative Writing
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: CAPTAIN PLANET'S LITTLE SISTER SKIPPER ENVIROMENT!
If I were a shape, I would be: sphere DEFINATELY
If I were a number, I would be: 11
If I were a month, I would be: OCTOBER!
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Thursday
If I were a time of day, I would be: Sunrise
If I were a planet, I would be: SATURN (i'd need the rings to keep me company)
If I were a sea animal, I would be a: fish?
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a recliner.
If I were a sin, I would be: envy (hate to say it cuhh, but i'm being honest)
If I were a historical figure, I would be: Does Mother Theresa count yet?
If I were a liquid, I would be: CHERRY COKE!
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If I were a tree, I would be: ASHLEY THE TULIP TREE!
If I were a bird, I would be: the mommy of the one that me and weiner found in our back yard :(
If I were a machine, I would be: I AM A MACHINE FOOL, A LOOOOOVE MACHINE!
If I were a tool, I would be: YOU'RE THE TOOL!
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: ASHLEY THE TULIP TREE. Trees are plants you effing 'tard.
If I were a kind of weather: wind
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: BAHAHAHAHAHA. matt's answer was so effing funny I can't change it . Michael Jackson
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: A COW BELL. DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG
If I were an animal, I would be a: today, I'd like to be a goldfish, but not the kind that dies fast.
If I were a color, I would be: ORANGE
If I were an emotion, I would be: mixed.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: a baby carrot. WE'RE BOTH ORANGE CUHH
If I were a sound, I would be: A heart laugh :)
If I were an element, I would be: WIND
If I were a car, I would be: A datson!
If I were a song, I would be: FOR THE WEEKEND by The Letterkills. (come on, just thinking for the weekend, maybe we could be something. these thoughts are well worth our time. that IS me!)
If I were to trade places with another person, it would be: no one. Seriously cuhh. being me is total rockz0r
If I were a movie, I would be: ZOOLANDER/SAY ANYTHING. you gotta have both.
If I were a place, I would be: ... I AM MADISON. (in essence)
If I were a material, I would be: COTTON CUHH!
If I were a taste, I would be: fruity
If I were a scent, I would be: the smell that comes out of the dryer vent.
If I were a religion, I would be: Ashleyism DUHHH (i mean, seriously)
If I were a word, I would be: DAMAGE (without the bad connotation.)
If I were an object, I would be: a stuffed pony, a pink one. that's soft. and smells good.
If I were a body part, I would be: hands
If I were a subject in school, I would be: Creative Writing
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: CAPTAIN PLANET'S LITTLE SISTER SKIPPER ENVIROMENT!
If I were a shape, I would be: sphere DEFINATELY
If I were a number, I would be: 11
If I were a month, I would be: OCTOBER!
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Thursday
If I were a time of day, I would be: Sunrise
If I were a planet, I would be: SATURN (i'd need the rings to keep me company)
If I were a sea animal, I would be a: fish?
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a recliner.
If I were a sin, I would be: envy (hate to say it cuhh, but i'm being honest)
If I were a historical figure, I would be: Does Mother Theresa count yet?
If I were a liquid, I would be: CHERRY COKE!
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