Crack! Bingo!

[spockchick]

Thanks to the lovely anodyna  I have a shiny new crack-bingo card

Here it is

mysterious contaminant

misunderstood mating rituals

replicator malfunction

time travel
curious alien scientists

sentient sponges
previously unknown Vulcan anatomy
avatar sex
orgy - while sober
intoxicated Vulcans

teleporter mixup

pantslessness

WILD
CARD
body-switching

de-aging
accidental bondage

spontaneous pregnancy

crew turned into animals

klingons

locked in a freezer

tribbles

tentacles - malevolent

amnesia
class M costume-party planet
temporary invisibility

I will try to get cracking!