The Baddest Chicks.
The Baddest Chicks
Title: The Baddest Chicks
Author: Nubianamazon
Pairing: Spock/Uhura,Scotty/Charlene,Sulu/Rand TOS
Rating: NC17
Warning: Language,sex,humor
Summary: Nyota,Charlene and Janice feel the need to cut loose.Ass shaking,lust,dance off's against Orions.
AN: Thank you ladies.You really made me feel welcome.I thought I'd try my hand at funny smut.Wish me luck.
Disclaimer:I don't own Trek nor am I making any loot.
HERE'S CHAPTER Three!!
Chapter 3:
The Gordian Knot:
Nyota takes a seat at the bar,she’s facing the crowd and the music is bumping. Soon enough Charlene pulls up a stool. “I just helped the DJ with his set list. Man he has some amazing shit. I promise you Ny, we’re going to have a good time tonight. Girl did you check out the stage! It has a fucking pole! These Laconians know how to party. Lets order”. Unknown to Nyota or Charlene,they are being watched. He’s Ferengi and dressed in an extremely bright purple tunic and loose pants. His teeth are gold from either poor hygiene or a deliberate display of his wealth.He spots Charlene and like a horny tractor beam,he locks on.
Nyota laughs under her breath.“Looks like we’re about to have company”.Charlene looks aghast.“Fuck! He’s coming over.Look at that suit! He looks like a intergalactic pimp.Why do I always attract the one’s with gold teeth?
Nyota just smiles.“I don’t know Char, you’re just gifted like that”.Charlene starts to utter a quick prayer. “Dear Jesus, and all the saints and apostles, please don’t let that purple suit wearing,gold teeth having,space pimp come over here.Amen”.“Aw shit it’s too late”.
“Good evening hew-mon females.My name is Lat”. As he’s speaking,he stares directly at Charlene’s breasts. Slowly squatting down and talking at her thighs and crotch,“I am very wealthy, may I purchase your drinks”? Charlene is pissed! “Hey! Excuse me, up hear please! Look, you’re Ferengi and I know you may not understand human etiquette but when you speak to a lady, you make fucking eye contact. Ok”. “And yes you can buy our drinks”.
Lat immediately pulls out a small chip containing his federation credits.
He informs the bartender that the hew-mon females may have anything that they desire and to place it on his tab.Lat steps back and politely asks their names. After introductions are made,Lat bows, turns and walks away.
“ Damn Charlene did you just get a Ferengi to buy us drinks? You really are a super villain. Please try and use your powers for good tonight”.Ny laughs.
“Well in honor of our Ferengi friend lets order three Black holes. ”As the bartender is making their drinks, two of the Orions glide up to bar. They both stop a few feet from Nyota and Charlene. The Orions are eyeing them with open animosity. The first Orion female smirks and tells her friend,“Terran females always try too hard. They’re attempts at seduction are pathetic. They both look at Nyota and Charlene and walk away.“No that bitch did not”! Charlene fumes.“Yep, she did”,states Nyota matter of factly” “We must look good if the Orions feel threatened". Just then the other set of Orions show up. They stand in the same spot as the last two. The larger of the two speaks.“ Have you seen how human females move? They're as graceless as cows”. “That bitch must be talking about someone eles. Shit,black girls know how to move.We fucking own dance,dance is our bitch”! Charlene snaps.
The four Orions meet on the dance floor. The song that’s playing is Superthug by Noreaga. The Orions move as a team. Twisting and spinning they are a breathtaking display.The crowd is excited.“You have to admit, they can dance Char”.After the song finishes the Orions look dead at Nyota and Charlene. Now Nyota is starting to become aggravated. “ What is up with these chicks? Look,I just came here to dance and have a good time and that’s what I intend to do tonight”. Charlene glares back at the Orions. Those bitches are asking for it.
Scotty and Sulu beam down in front of the Gordian Knot.Sulu promptly starts looking around. Music is blaring out of the club. “Is that Ghost face Killah? Nice. Wu tang forever”. Sulu laughs. “Damn they picked a hot spot”.
Scotty looks around uneasily.“Wow that’s some line.By the time we get in, the girls might not be there. Maybe they went to another club.Do I look okay”? Scotty is clearly worried.“ If I say you look good then you do” says Sulu with confidence. Scotty is wearing a dark blue shirt and black pants.“Look Scotty,take it easy,they’re in there alright.I’d bet my left nut.
Scotty pipes in “but the Line”? “Scotty my name is Sulu,I don’t do lines”.
Just then Sulu sees the bouncer.“Don’t worry, I got this”.Sulu swaggers over to the bouncer and whispers in his ear. The bouncer looks up and smiles at Scotty.Scotty smiles back nervously. The bouncer motions for him to come over. Sulu winks at said bouncer who steps aside and lets them in. Scotty looks at Sulu awe struck.“What did you say to him”? “ Oh I told him that we were into threesomes”,smiles Sulu. Scotty looks ill.“Motherfuck! I’ll do no such thing! My God,what’s wrong with you”?! “Relax, we’ll be long gone before any shit pops off”,Sulu grins.
Inside the club Janice is sitting waiting for her drink. What the hell? What’s taking them so long? Are they distilling that shit or what?
As she glances across the club she spots Sulu and Scotty. Holy hell! What are they doing here? Damn they look good. A small frown appears on her face. Damn that bitch Sulu, he’s out dressing me! Sulu starts to move away from Scotty.“Sulu where are you going”? “ I’m on the hunt, man up. I’ll touch base with you later. Chow”. And without so much as a backward glance, he’s gone.
On the other side of the club, Nyota and Charlene walk towards the dance floor. The Orions stare angrily at them. “Ignore them Char, it’s time for some fun. Charlene smiles. “You’re right, let’s go”. Charlene waves at the DJ and holds up two fingers. She leans over and says. “I have some surprises in store for you this evening, Ms.Uhura. Beyonce’s “Get me bodied" remix pours out of the sound system. “Oh shit, that’s my song” laughs Noyta. Girl I’ve been hanging around you too much. I’m starting to pick up your taste”.Lat and his friends have moved closer to watch the two humans dance. They don’t disappoint.
Nyota is winding her body,arms over her head, singing the lyrics.Charlene however has taken things to a whole new level. She moves like a contortionist, arching her back she drops down and makes her shoulder blades kiss the dance floor.Rising like a cobra she spins,swinging her hips.She elevates and lowers her body like the tide.The Orions view the crowd,the males look enraptured. The leader of the Orions has a look of astonishment on her face.
“They do not move like the other humans we’ve seen".With a gesture she orders the others to the dance floor. Another song is playing.“Shake your tambourine go an get yourself a whistlin”. “Shake your tambourine go an get yourself a whistlin”.Charlene is laughing out loud enjoying the music.“Get it Ny”! Nyota was twisting and grinding to the beat.Eyes closed lost in the music she doesn’t see that the Orions have flanked them.She misses the exchange. The leader walked up to Charlene and spoke. “You two move as we do. Are you fully human”? Char stops dancing and now it’s her turn to be snarky.
“First of all yes.We’re 100% human and secondly,sweetheart we don’t move like you. We move better than you.Perhaps you should educate yourself as far as human culture is concerned.My friend and I come from a culture where we express ourselves thru dance. When we step on the dance floor we’re without equal.Scanning the crowd of approving males,Charlene snipes,and as you can see we don’t need pheromones to enthrall men.Now if you’ll excuse me,I’d like to get back to dropping it like it’s hot.The Orions tails tucked,leave the dance floor.
Sulu spots Janice.He slowly walks over to the table.Hey Rand.“Sulu, what brings you out? He smiles wickedly,“take a guess”? Janice grins back. Getting up from the table she leads Sulu to the dance floor.They see Nyota and Charlene and move over to them.“Damn Char, work that shit out” Sulu laughs.Charlene hugs him. “What are you doing hear”? She moves over to tap Ny out of her trance.“Look who showed up”.Nyota smiles, and says “Hirkaru,are you sure you should be out here”? Sulu smirks,“Uhura you don’t think I can dance”? Nyota just grins and shrugs her shoulders. “Watch me”. Just then Jay Z’s “Show me what you got”starts and Sulu proceeds to destroy the dance floor. Janice looks stunned and is clearly outclassed. Nyota is laughing her ass off. Charlene moves in and says to Sulu, “Rand can’t handle you,but I damn sure can”. Sulu and Charlene move like predators across the floor.
Scotty is going to the bar for some liquid courage. He’s sure Charlene and the others are here, he just hasn’t spotted them. As he takes his drink, he can’t help but notice the crowd gathering by the dance floor.He decides to investigate.What he sees renders him speechless. Right in front of him are Nyota,Janice,Sulu and Charlene.They’re all dancing but Charlene and Sulu are dancing in a way that would make Satan blush! Scotty backs away from the dance floor.It’s so crowded, he’s having a hard time not bumping into people.Almost spilling his drink he bumps into a lean, dark, frame. Looking up Scotty gets ready to let a few choice words fly but for the second time tonight he is speechless. Mr.Spock?
Title: The Baddest Chicks
Author: Nubianamazon
Pairing: Spock/Uhura,Scotty/Charlene,Sulu/Rand TOS
Rating: NC17
Warning: Language,sex,humor
Summary: Nyota,Charlene and Janice feel the need to cut loose.Ass shaking,lust,dance off's against Orions.
AN: Thank you ladies.You really made me feel welcome.I thought I'd try my hand at funny smut.Wish me luck.
Disclaimer:I don't own Trek nor am I making any loot.
HERE'S CHAPTER Three!!
Chapter 3:
The Gordian Knot:
Nyota takes a seat at the bar,she’s facing the crowd and the music is bumping. Soon enough Charlene pulls up a stool. “I just helped the DJ with his set list. Man he has some amazing shit. I promise you Ny, we’re going to have a good time tonight. Girl did you check out the stage! It has a fucking pole! These Laconians know how to party. Lets order”. Unknown to Nyota or Charlene,they are being watched. He’s Ferengi and dressed in an extremely bright purple tunic and loose pants. His teeth are gold from either poor hygiene or a deliberate display of his wealth.He spots Charlene and like a horny tractor beam,he locks on.
Nyota laughs under her breath.“Looks like we’re about to have company”.Charlene looks aghast.“Fuck! He’s coming over.Look at that suit! He looks like a intergalactic pimp.Why do I always attract the one’s with gold teeth?
Nyota just smiles.“I don’t know Char, you’re just gifted like that”.Charlene starts to utter a quick prayer. “Dear Jesus, and all the saints and apostles, please don’t let that purple suit wearing,gold teeth having,space pimp come over here.Amen”.“Aw shit it’s too late”.
“Good evening hew-mon females.My name is Lat”. As he’s speaking,he stares directly at Charlene’s breasts. Slowly squatting down and talking at her thighs and crotch,“I am very wealthy, may I purchase your drinks”? Charlene is pissed! “Hey! Excuse me, up hear please! Look, you’re Ferengi and I know you may not understand human etiquette but when you speak to a lady, you make fucking eye contact. Ok”. “And yes you can buy our drinks”.
Lat immediately pulls out a small chip containing his federation credits.
He informs the bartender that the hew-mon females may have anything that they desire and to place it on his tab.Lat steps back and politely asks their names. After introductions are made,Lat bows, turns and walks away.
“ Damn Charlene did you just get a Ferengi to buy us drinks? You really are a super villain. Please try and use your powers for good tonight”.Ny laughs.
“Well in honor of our Ferengi friend lets order three Black holes. ”As the bartender is making their drinks, two of the Orions glide up to bar. They both stop a few feet from Nyota and Charlene. The Orions are eyeing them with open animosity. The first Orion female smirks and tells her friend,“Terran females always try too hard. They’re attempts at seduction are pathetic. They both look at Nyota and Charlene and walk away.“No that bitch did not”! Charlene fumes.“Yep, she did”,states Nyota matter of factly” “We must look good if the Orions feel threatened". Just then the other set of Orions show up. They stand in the same spot as the last two. The larger of the two speaks.“ Have you seen how human females move? They're as graceless as cows”. “That bitch must be talking about someone eles. Shit,black girls know how to move.We fucking own dance,dance is our bitch”! Charlene snaps.
The four Orions meet on the dance floor. The song that’s playing is Superthug by Noreaga. The Orions move as a team. Twisting and spinning they are a breathtaking display.The crowd is excited.“You have to admit, they can dance Char”.After the song finishes the Orions look dead at Nyota and Charlene. Now Nyota is starting to become aggravated. “ What is up with these chicks? Look,I just came here to dance and have a good time and that’s what I intend to do tonight”. Charlene glares back at the Orions. Those bitches are asking for it.
Scotty and Sulu beam down in front of the Gordian Knot.Sulu promptly starts looking around. Music is blaring out of the club. “Is that Ghost face Killah? Nice. Wu tang forever”. Sulu laughs. “Damn they picked a hot spot”.
Scotty looks around uneasily.“Wow that’s some line.By the time we get in, the girls might not be there. Maybe they went to another club.Do I look okay”? Scotty is clearly worried.“ If I say you look good then you do” says Sulu with confidence. Scotty is wearing a dark blue shirt and black pants.“Look Scotty,take it easy,they’re in there alright.I’d bet my left nut.
Scotty pipes in “but the Line”? “Scotty my name is Sulu,I don’t do lines”.
Just then Sulu sees the bouncer.“Don’t worry, I got this”.Sulu swaggers over to the bouncer and whispers in his ear. The bouncer looks up and smiles at Scotty.Scotty smiles back nervously. The bouncer motions for him to come over. Sulu winks at said bouncer who steps aside and lets them in. Scotty looks at Sulu awe struck.“What did you say to him”? “ Oh I told him that we were into threesomes”,smiles Sulu. Scotty looks ill.“Motherfuck! I’ll do no such thing! My God,what’s wrong with you”?! “Relax, we’ll be long gone before any shit pops off”,Sulu grins.
Inside the club Janice is sitting waiting for her drink. What the hell? What’s taking them so long? Are they distilling that shit or what?
As she glances across the club she spots Sulu and Scotty. Holy hell! What are they doing here? Damn they look good. A small frown appears on her face. Damn that bitch Sulu, he’s out dressing me! Sulu starts to move away from Scotty.“Sulu where are you going”? “ I’m on the hunt, man up. I’ll touch base with you later. Chow”. And without so much as a backward glance, he’s gone.
On the other side of the club, Nyota and Charlene walk towards the dance floor. The Orions stare angrily at them. “Ignore them Char, it’s time for some fun. Charlene smiles. “You’re right, let’s go”. Charlene waves at the DJ and holds up two fingers. She leans over and says. “I have some surprises in store for you this evening, Ms.Uhura. Beyonce’s “Get me bodied" remix pours out of the sound system. “Oh shit, that’s my song” laughs Noyta. Girl I’ve been hanging around you too much. I’m starting to pick up your taste”.Lat and his friends have moved closer to watch the two humans dance. They don’t disappoint.
Nyota is winding her body,arms over her head, singing the lyrics.Charlene however has taken things to a whole new level. She moves like a contortionist, arching her back she drops down and makes her shoulder blades kiss the dance floor.Rising like a cobra she spins,swinging her hips.She elevates and lowers her body like the tide.The Orions view the crowd,the males look enraptured. The leader of the Orions has a look of astonishment on her face.
“They do not move like the other humans we’ve seen".With a gesture she orders the others to the dance floor. Another song is playing.“Shake your tambourine go an get yourself a whistlin”. “Shake your tambourine go an get yourself a whistlin”.Charlene is laughing out loud enjoying the music.“Get it Ny”! Nyota was twisting and grinding to the beat.Eyes closed lost in the music she doesn’t see that the Orions have flanked them.She misses the exchange. The leader walked up to Charlene and spoke. “You two move as we do. Are you fully human”? Char stops dancing and now it’s her turn to be snarky.
“First of all yes.We’re 100% human and secondly,sweetheart we don’t move like you. We move better than you.Perhaps you should educate yourself as far as human culture is concerned.My friend and I come from a culture where we express ourselves thru dance. When we step on the dance floor we’re without equal.Scanning the crowd of approving males,Charlene snipes,and as you can see we don’t need pheromones to enthrall men.Now if you’ll excuse me,I’d like to get back to dropping it like it’s hot.The Orions tails tucked,leave the dance floor.
Sulu spots Janice.He slowly walks over to the table.Hey Rand.“Sulu, what brings you out? He smiles wickedly,“take a guess”? Janice grins back. Getting up from the table she leads Sulu to the dance floor.They see Nyota and Charlene and move over to them.“Damn Char, work that shit out” Sulu laughs.Charlene hugs him. “What are you doing hear”? She moves over to tap Ny out of her trance.“Look who showed up”.Nyota smiles, and says “Hirkaru,are you sure you should be out here”? Sulu smirks,“Uhura you don’t think I can dance”? Nyota just grins and shrugs her shoulders. “Watch me”. Just then Jay Z’s “Show me what you got”starts and Sulu proceeds to destroy the dance floor. Janice looks stunned and is clearly outclassed. Nyota is laughing her ass off. Charlene moves in and says to Sulu, “Rand can’t handle you,but I damn sure can”. Sulu and Charlene move like predators across the floor.
Scotty is going to the bar for some liquid courage. He’s sure Charlene and the others are here, he just hasn’t spotted them. As he takes his drink, he can’t help but notice the crowd gathering by the dance floor.He decides to investigate.What he sees renders him speechless. Right in front of him are Nyota,Janice,Sulu and Charlene.They’re all dancing but Charlene and Sulu are dancing in a way that would make Satan blush! Scotty backs away from the dance floor.It’s so crowded, he’s having a hard time not bumping into people.Almost spilling his drink he bumps into a lean, dark, frame. Looking up Scotty gets ready to let a few choice words fly but for the second time tonight he is speechless. Mr.Spock?