So, I was compelled by my best friend to nurse and nurture this crack!fic idea of our favourite Star Trek Characters battling it out, So You Think You Can Dance style. It all started with a prompt requested on
st_xi_kink (that I still plan to write a serious response to by the end of the week), with me thinking about what dance styles our favourite characters would gravitate toward. And then this happened. I only ask that you forgive me, because I really wanted to write this, much against my better judgement. And as a side note, I didn't realize how much work actually goes into writing a script, so despite the length of this one chapter (the word count is painful, seriously), I still had to cut a lot out to keep from killing myself.
This will hopefully be a continuing story, because I have delicious ideas all the way up to the finale already. But this is strictly for teh lulz and entertainment, with a little romance nudged in there because I can't help myself. *is a sap*
Title: So You Think You Can Dance: Federation Edition
Author:
tehlanesGenre: AU/Crossover to the fullest.
Characters/Pairings: Ensemble Cast (with Gaila!), ongoing Spock/Uhura
Rating: Bones cussin'.
Part: 1/23
Summary: It's So You Think You Can Dance. Enterprise-style. For the Season Premiere, the judges have decided to kick things off on home-turf, United Earth, holding auditions in Los Angeles and San Francisco.
Warnings: Just intelligent crack, mayhaps. At least I hope.
A/N: I take writing humour so seriously (lulz, stealth!pun.), even the disclaimer is parodied. There is much crack ahead, but it is crack constructed with great care and love. Yes. If you love Star Trek, there are lots of goodies for you. If you love SYTYCD, there are plenty of lol-tastic-isms for your reading pleasure. If you love both, you're seriously my hero. And I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
SYTYCD: Federation Edition | Episode One
UNITED EARTH AUDITIONS: PART 1 - ft. Zahra Jamal, Cupcake, Pike and Number One
UNITED EARTH AUDITIONS: PART 2 - ft. Kirk, S/U, and Gaila
Dedicated with all my heart to
southern_shrimp.