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A Layman's Guide to Middle English
utsusemia
September 8 2009, 02:44:38 UTC
Warning: language!
(also, my very first comment fic ever! I hope this is okay and even close to what you were hoping for).
A Layman's Guide to Middle English
"Fuck. Fuckfuckfucking fuck."
"Uh...you okay there, Dean?"
"Fucking McFuck fuck!"
"Dude, seriously..."
"Fuck!"
"English, dude."
"Fuck is English. They say 'fuck' in Beowulf. If it's in Beowulf it's totally English."
"Anglo-Saxon, actually."
"Do not fucking start with that whan that aprill shit, Sam."
"The droghte of marche hath--"
"Sam!"
"Sorry. Muscle memory."
"Could have used some of that with Grendel's baby up there."
"He threw me!"
"Sammy, you know, guns are generally more useful when you pull the fucking...fuck!"
"Dean! Where are you?"
"Down."
"Down where?"
"Here."
"Helpful. Would this be easier in Anglo-Saxon?"
"Fuck."
"Nice, Dean."
"How do you say 'Well' in Beowulf, genius-boy?"
"Well? Like, 'how are you doing today?' well or..."
"Down a well, well."
"Like, baby Jessica?"
"No, not like fucking baby Jessica! Like...something more manly."
"In a well."
"Yeah."
"Like, Lorena Bobbitt tossing it out the drivers' side window, manly?"
"Fuck...no, Sammy! How much Jerry Springer did you watch, anyway?"
"You left it on."
"Only thing that would...shut you up."
"You doing all right down there, baby Jessica?"
"I'm...fuck."
"Not fine, then."
"Yeah. My arm...making this...climbing out of here plan...tricky."
"Just hold on, Dean. Let me find a rope or something."
"Awesome."
"Dean...where's the rope? And the flashlight?"
"About that, Sammy..."
"Christ, did you drop them somewhere around here? I can barely see a--"
"Sam!"
"Oh, fuck."
"Ditto."
"That is so not Anglo-Saxon."
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Re: A Layman's Guide to Middle English
kimmer1227
September 8 2009, 11:11:24 UTC
Hee!
The boys are really screwed now. Only they would have an argument on language in a situation like this. Classic boys.
Thanks so much.
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(also, my very first comment fic ever! I hope this is okay and even close to what you were hoping for).
A Layman's Guide to Middle English
"Fuck. Fuckfuckfucking fuck."
"Uh...you okay there, Dean?"
"Fucking McFuck fuck!"
"Dude, seriously..."
"Fuck!"
"English, dude."
"Fuck is English. They say 'fuck' in Beowulf. If it's in Beowulf it's totally English."
"Anglo-Saxon, actually."
"Do not fucking start with that whan that aprill shit, Sam."
"The droghte of marche hath--"
"Sam!"
"Sorry. Muscle memory."
"Could have used some of that with Grendel's baby up there."
"He threw me!"
"Sammy, you know, guns are generally more useful when you pull the fucking...fuck!"
"Dean! Where are you?"
"Down."
"Down where?"
"Here."
"Helpful. Would this be easier in Anglo-Saxon?"
"Fuck."
"Nice, Dean."
"How do you say 'Well' in Beowulf, genius-boy?"
"Well? Like, 'how are you doing today?' well or..."
"Down a well, well."
"Like, baby Jessica?"
"No, not like fucking baby Jessica! Like...something more manly."
"In a well."
"Yeah."
"Like, Lorena Bobbitt tossing it out the drivers' side window, manly?"
"Fuck...no, Sammy! How much Jerry Springer did you watch, anyway?"
"You left it on."
"Only thing that would...shut you up."
"You doing all right down there, baby Jessica?"
"I'm...fuck."
"Not fine, then."
"Yeah. My arm...making this...climbing out of here plan...tricky."
"Just hold on, Dean. Let me find a rope or something."
"Awesome."
"Dean...where's the rope? And the flashlight?"
"About that, Sammy..."
"Christ, did you drop them somewhere around here? I can barely see a--"
"Sam!"
"Oh, fuck."
"Ditto."
"That is so not Anglo-Saxon."
END
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The boys are really screwed now. Only they would have an argument on language in a situation like this. Classic boys.
Thanks so much.
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