Spoons: A MLIA Tale
Title: Spoons: a MLIA Tale
Author:Spnfreak15
Pairing:J2 au
Warning: crack and spoonless clam chowder
Rating:pg-13
Word Count: 705
Summery: Jensen forgot his spoon for his lunch. Jared is a nice boyfriend and surprises him with one.
Disclaimer: Hi, Im Spnfreak15 and I own nothing!
A/N:This is NOT a sequal to my story Batman and Robin:A MLIA Tale. Its just the same type of prompt.
Jensen sighed and sat down at his desk to have his break. He had just finished typing up a report on whether penguins are really in danger or the sea lions are just being assholes. Because seriously, he works for the Weekly World News, and what else is he going to do but bullshit? Regardless, his boss is still kind of an ass, and he was under a lot of pressure to get that article done so it could be posted in this week’s paper. He opened up facebook and logged on, then changed his status to “Penguins should work out more and kick some sea lion ass…”
He opened his lunch bag and pulled out a ham and cheese sandwich, a container of clam chowder, peanut butter crackers, a bag of pretzels, and a bag of mini cookies he didn’t remember putting in there this morning. Jensen smiles as he realizes that Jared must have slipped it in without him noticing. He was such a good boyfriend, Jensen really did love him.
Jensen stood to heat up the clam chowder in the break room, only to find he forgot a spoon. He sighed, and went to the drawer they kept plastic utensils in. However, luck must not have been on his side today, because there were no spoons, just forks and a couple of knives.
Jensen sighed, defeated, and went back to his desk with his hot, but spoonless, clam chowder. He saw that Jared was on facebook and grinned.
Jensen Ackles: Jay!
Jared Padalecki:Hey baby, hows work?
Jensen Ackles: I finished my report, Im eating lunch. I brought clam chowder
Jensen Ackles: THEN I REALIZED I FORGOT MY SPOON!
Jared Padalecki: Aww, I’m sorry baby. Did you get the cookies?
Jensen Ackles: yup I did. They will be delicious, thank you. <3 <3
Jensen’s boss passed by his desk and eyed him, so he figured he should get back to work.
Jensen Ackles:gotta go, boss man looks ANNNGRRYY. <3 love you.
Jared Padalecki: Love you too, bye.
Jensen went back to work, proof reading over his article, while slowly eating his sandwich. He had left the offending spoonless clam chowder on the edge of his desk, figuring he could just eat it when he got home.
He started to open the peanut butter crackers and he heard footsteps racing towards his desk. He looked up, and there was Jared, sweaty and breathing hard from running, holding up not one, but two spoons.
Jensen smiled and raised his eyebrow at his boyfriend.
“I didn’t know if you wanted a big spoon or a little spoon, so I brought both.” Jensen stared up at his boyfriend dumbfounded.
“How did you get here?”
Jared smiled.
“I ran.”
Jensen looked at Jared like he had 5 heads.
“You ran seven blocks from our apartment to my office building, so you could give me spoons.”
“You said you didn’t have one. I couldn’t go about my day knowing my poor boyfriend was sitting at work spoonless unable to eat his clam chowder.” Jared set the two spoons on Jensen’s desk and then put his hands in his pockets, rocking back and forth on the heels of his feet.
“Soo….” Jared said, and looked at Jensen through his bangs.
Jensen smiled and let out a tiny laugh.
“You wanna go have sex in the Janitors closet again, don’t you?”
Jared looked up and his eyes brightened.
“Oh god yes!”
Jensen stood up and grabbed his boyfriend by the arm, dragging him to the abandoned hallway and shoved him in the closet.
“You be the big spoon, and I’ll be the little spoon.”
Jensen smiled as Jared pushed him up against the door and kissed him senseless.
Jensen should forget to bring a spoon more often.
The MLIA post that started it all:
Today, I was at my job about to heat up my dinner when I realized I forgot to bring a spoon. I facebooked my boyfriend "I FORGOT MY SPOON!" and went back to work. Five minutes later he showed up, sweaty and out of breath, with not one, but two spoons, because he didn't know if I wanted a big spoon or a little spoon. I knew we were meant for each other. MLIA
Author:Spnfreak15
Pairing:J2 au
Warning: crack and spoonless clam chowder
Rating:pg-13
Word Count: 705
Summery: Jensen forgot his spoon for his lunch. Jared is a nice boyfriend and surprises him with one.
Disclaimer: Hi, Im Spnfreak15 and I own nothing!
A/N:This is NOT a sequal to my story Batman and Robin:A MLIA Tale. Its just the same type of prompt.
Jensen sighed and sat down at his desk to have his break. He had just finished typing up a report on whether penguins are really in danger or the sea lions are just being assholes. Because seriously, he works for the Weekly World News, and what else is he going to do but bullshit? Regardless, his boss is still kind of an ass, and he was under a lot of pressure to get that article done so it could be posted in this week’s paper. He opened up facebook and logged on, then changed his status to “Penguins should work out more and kick some sea lion ass…”
He opened his lunch bag and pulled out a ham and cheese sandwich, a container of clam chowder, peanut butter crackers, a bag of pretzels, and a bag of mini cookies he didn’t remember putting in there this morning. Jensen smiles as he realizes that Jared must have slipped it in without him noticing. He was such a good boyfriend, Jensen really did love him.
Jensen stood to heat up the clam chowder in the break room, only to find he forgot a spoon. He sighed, and went to the drawer they kept plastic utensils in. However, luck must not have been on his side today, because there were no spoons, just forks and a couple of knives.
Jensen sighed, defeated, and went back to his desk with his hot, but spoonless, clam chowder. He saw that Jared was on facebook and grinned.
Jensen Ackles: Jay!
Jared Padalecki:Hey baby, hows work?
Jensen Ackles: I finished my report, Im eating lunch. I brought clam chowder
Jensen Ackles: THEN I REALIZED I FORGOT MY SPOON!
Jared Padalecki: Aww, I’m sorry baby. Did you get the cookies?
Jensen Ackles: yup I did. They will be delicious, thank you. <3 <3
Jensen’s boss passed by his desk and eyed him, so he figured he should get back to work.
Jensen Ackles:gotta go, boss man looks ANNNGRRYY. <3 love you.
Jared Padalecki: Love you too, bye.
Jensen went back to work, proof reading over his article, while slowly eating his sandwich. He had left the offending spoonless clam chowder on the edge of his desk, figuring he could just eat it when he got home.
He started to open the peanut butter crackers and he heard footsteps racing towards his desk. He looked up, and there was Jared, sweaty and breathing hard from running, holding up not one, but two spoons.
Jensen smiled and raised his eyebrow at his boyfriend.
“I didn’t know if you wanted a big spoon or a little spoon, so I brought both.” Jensen stared up at his boyfriend dumbfounded.
“How did you get here?”
Jared smiled.
“I ran.”
Jensen looked at Jared like he had 5 heads.
“You ran seven blocks from our apartment to my office building, so you could give me spoons.”
“You said you didn’t have one. I couldn’t go about my day knowing my poor boyfriend was sitting at work spoonless unable to eat his clam chowder.” Jared set the two spoons on Jensen’s desk and then put his hands in his pockets, rocking back and forth on the heels of his feet.
“Soo….” Jared said, and looked at Jensen through his bangs.
Jensen smiled and let out a tiny laugh.
“You wanna go have sex in the Janitors closet again, don’t you?”
Jared looked up and his eyes brightened.
“Oh god yes!”
Jensen stood up and grabbed his boyfriend by the arm, dragging him to the abandoned hallway and shoved him in the closet.
“You be the big spoon, and I’ll be the little spoon.”
Jensen smiled as Jared pushed him up against the door and kissed him senseless.
Jensen should forget to bring a spoon more often.
The MLIA post that started it all:
Today, I was at my job about to heat up my dinner when I realized I forgot to bring a spoon. I facebooked my boyfriend "I FORGOT MY SPOON!" and went back to work. Five minutes later he showed up, sweaty and out of breath, with not one, but two spoons, because he didn't know if I wanted a big spoon or a little spoon. I knew we were meant for each other. MLIA