I AM BACK, MY LOVES
WITH ANOTHER THRILLING ADVENTURE OF CASTIEL THE UNICORN.
(Castiel is seen watching television with his stuff. The Sam and Dean unicorns are floating above Castiel, wearing scuba goggles, flippers, and air tanks with snorkels, pretending to swim)
Dean and Sam: Glub...Glub glub...glub glub...glub glub...glub glub...
Dean: Look over there! It's a coral reef.
Castiel: Oh look, it's you guys...and you're floating. I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE DRANK A WHOLE LIQUOR STORE.
Dean: Castiel, we're scuba diving, Castiel.
Sam: We're exploring the depths of the ocean Dean.
Dean: Oh nao! Here comes a school of poisonous fugu fish!
Sam: Nooo! Fugu!
Castiel: Ah, you gotta watch out for those. So, uh, go away. I'm watching TV. THEY TELL ME THAT THEY'RE GOING TO SHOW ME HOW I CAN HAVE PRODUCTS FOR THREE EASY PAYMENTS OF 19.99
(A vortex appeared on Castiel's back)
Dean: The vortex is open!
Castiel: Oh god. Okay, what is this?!
Sam: Castiel! We're being pulled into the vortex! Swim away, fugu fish, swim away!
Castiel: Come on now. You guys are freaking me out! Turn this thing off!
Dean: There's no stopping the vortex, Castiel!
Sam: Fuuuguuuu!
(Sam and Dean disappeared, along with the vortex)
Castiel: Guys? Guuuys? Or girls...I'm not really not sure what you two are.
(The vortex appeared with Dean's head sticking out)
Dean: Castiel! Castiel, I have the amulet!
Castiel: What amulet?! What's going on?!
Dean: The amulet, Castiel! The magical amulet! Sparkle sparkle!
(Sam appeared briefly)
Sam: Sp! Sparkle!
Castiel: I, I don't understand what you're talking about! DIDN'T I GIVE THAT BACK TO YOU? DIDN'T YOU CHUCK IT OUT?
Dean: The amulet... Nyeh! Nyeh!!!
(Dean disappeared. Then both Sam and Dean popped out of the vortex, in which it disappeared briefly. Dean has the amulet on its neck. Somehow, their scuba outfit is off)
Dean: We did it!
Sam: We got the amulet!
Castiel: Great. Now go away! I'm tired of the horrible things that happen when you're around! AND THEY ALWAYS HAPPEN.
Dean: No, Castiel!
Sam: No!
(Sam and Dean puffed up while screaming no repeatedly, then turned back to normal)
Dean: We have to take the amulet to the Banana King.
Castiel: Oh, yes, the Banana King, of course. Absolutely not! THE BANANA KING IS NOT ON MY LIST OF PROPHETS, Y'ALL.
Sam: He, he's counting on us, Castiel! ah... *floating*
Dean: If we don't give the amulet to the Banana King, the vortex will open and let out a thousand years of darkness.
Sam: No! Darkness! (Sam is somehow floating)
(The vortex appeared again with tentacles sticking out with a roar)
Castiel: Ah! All right, fine! I'll go! I'll go!
Sam and Dean: Yay! (Just Sam) Darkness!
(Cut to the three walking through the woods. Sam and Dean were making tongue-blooping sounds)
Castiel: What are you two doing?
(Silence. Then Sam and Dean continued with their tongue-blooping)
Castiel: Stop that.
(Silence. Then Dean made one last tongue-bloop)
(The three stop in front of CORBETT)
Castiel: Oh, look at that. IT'S AN UN-DEAD GHOSTFACER INTERN.
(Sam and Dean started talking to CORBETT in Spanish. Here's the translation)
Sam and Dean: CORBETT!!!
Dean: "The man with the hat sent us!"
Sam: "He told us many amazing stories!"
(CORBETT made pinging sounds)
Sam and Dean: Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!
Castiel: What?
Sam: "Tonight we dine on turtles!"
Dean: "They will be good, CORBETT!"
(CORBETT shot a laser at Castiel)
Castiel: Ahh! What did you two do?!
Sam and Dean: CORBETT!!!
Dean: "I am happy!"
(CORBETT, again, made pinging sounds)
Sam and Dean: Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!
Castiel: (mumbled) Just keeping walking, Castiel. Keep walking...
(The three stop in front of a giant sneaker)
Dean: Hop on board the train, Castiel.
Sam: It's gonna take us to the Banana King.
Castiel: I don't see any train. All I see is a giant sneaker.
Dean: It's the Choo Choo Shoe, Castiel.
Sam: The Choo Choo Shoe!
Dean: Hurry, Castiel. It's about to leave.
(Sam and Dean got in the sneaker)
Sam and Dean: Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga shoe shoooooe! Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga shooe shoooooe!
Castiel: Yeah, uh I forgot my boarding pass. I'll just walk.
(Cut to the three in front of a banana-themed temple emblazoned with the words EX ORIENTE LUX BANANA, which is probably meant to be bad Latin for "From the east, the light of a banana")
Sam: We're here, Castiel!
Dean: The Temple of the Banana King!
Castiel: Great. Let's leave the amulet and go home.
(A slug-like creature resembling GOD popped out of nowhere, smiling. According to filmcow.com, the creature's name is Frogrus, BUT YOU ALL KNOW HIM AS ADAM. He is known to be the Banana King's servant)
Castiel: Who is that?
(Silence)
Castiel: No, no really. You guys see it, right?
(Silence)
Castiel: I gotta be honest. I'm getting creeped out here. Somebody say something?
(Adam suddenly started to sing)
Adam: Castiel, you look quite down with your big fat eyes and your big fat frown. The world doesn't have to be so grey. Castiel, when your life's a mess, When you're feeling Dean, always in distress, I know what can wash that sad away. All you have to do is...Put a banana in your ear!
Castiel: A banana in my ear?
Adam: Put a ripe banana right into your favourite ear! It's true.
Castiel: Says who?
Adam: So true. Once it's in your gloom will disappear. The bad in the world is hard to hear, When in your ear a banana cheers, So go and put a banana in your ear!
Adam and Bananas: Put a banana in your ear!
Castiel: I'd rather keep my ear clear.
Adam and Bananas: You'll ne'er be happy if you live your life in fear. It's true.
Castiel: Says you.
Adam and Bananas: So true. When it's in the skies are bright and clear. Oh every day of every year. The sun shines bright on this big blue sphere. So go and put a banana-
Adam: -in your earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
(Adam disappeared in flames)
Castiel: Oh, of course, he burst into flames. DO I HAVE TO TELL EVERY SINGLE WINCHESTER PERSONALLY TO AVOID GOING INTO THE LIGHT?
Dean: Go fourth, magical amulet! Return to the Banana King!
(The amulet got out of Dean's neck, floated to the air, and shines a beam of light at Castiel)
Dean: Castiel! YOU'RE the Buhnana King!
(Castiel is floating to the amulet from the beam of light)
Castiel: What? Hey, hey, hold on a minute!
(A banana appeared onto Castiel's back)
Banana: You're the Banana King, Castiel!
Castiel: No! I'm not! That doesn't make sense!
Dean: All hail the Banana King!
Castiel: I'm not the Banana King!
Dean: You ARE the Banana King!
Castiel: No, NO! I...I...
(Suddenly, more bananas appeared onto Castiel's back)
Bananas: Banana! Banana! Banana! Banana! Banana!
(A crown plooped on Castiel's head)
Castiel: I...I AM the Banana King!
Sam and Dean: Yay!
Banana: You ARE the Banana King!
Castiel: I'm the Banana King! Yeah!
(Castiel noticed that Sam and Dean disappeared)
Castiel: Hey, hey...where'd you go? Guys? Hello? Get me down from here!
(The beam of light disappeared, causing Castiel and the amulet to fall on the ground)
Castiel: Augh! Okay, that's a sprain.
(Cut to where Castiel walking through the woods alone)
Castiel: Hello? Hello! Guys, where are you?
(Castiel saw that his TV and the rest of his stuff was gone)
Castiel: Argh! Ya gotta be....Great! They robbed me!
(Suddenly, the vortex from earlier appeared, with Dean's head sticking out)
Castiel: Ahh!
Dean: Castiel!
Castiel: What do you want?!
(Silence)
Dean: plulululup!
(Music plays and the credits begin to roll)
Original unicorns are created by:
Created by Jason Steele
Executive Producer Stephanie Steele
Creative Consultant Matt Books
FilmCow.com
(Castiel is seen watching television with his stuff. The Sam and Dean unicorns are floating above Castiel, wearing scuba goggles, flippers, and air tanks with snorkels, pretending to swim)
Dean and Sam: Glub...Glub glub...glub glub...glub glub...glub glub...
Dean: Look over there! It's a coral reef.
Castiel: Oh look, it's you guys...and you're floating. I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE DRANK A WHOLE LIQUOR STORE.
Dean: Castiel, we're scuba diving, Castiel.
Sam: We're exploring the depths of the ocean Dean.
Dean: Oh nao! Here comes a school of poisonous fugu fish!
Sam: Nooo! Fugu!
Castiel: Ah, you gotta watch out for those. So, uh, go away. I'm watching TV. THEY TELL ME THAT THEY'RE GOING TO SHOW ME HOW I CAN HAVE PRODUCTS FOR THREE EASY PAYMENTS OF 19.99
(A vortex appeared on Castiel's back)
Dean: The vortex is open!
Castiel: Oh god. Okay, what is this?!
Sam: Castiel! We're being pulled into the vortex! Swim away, fugu fish, swim away!
Castiel: Come on now. You guys are freaking me out! Turn this thing off!
Dean: There's no stopping the vortex, Castiel!
Sam: Fuuuguuuu!
(Sam and Dean disappeared, along with the vortex)
Castiel: Guys? Guuuys? Or girls...I'm not really not sure what you two are.
(The vortex appeared with Dean's head sticking out)
Dean: Castiel! Castiel, I have the amulet!
Castiel: What amulet?! What's going on?!
Dean: The amulet, Castiel! The magical amulet! Sparkle sparkle!
(Sam appeared briefly)
Sam: Sp! Sparkle!
Castiel: I, I don't understand what you're talking about! DIDN'T I GIVE THAT BACK TO YOU? DIDN'T YOU CHUCK IT OUT?
Dean: The amulet... Nyeh! Nyeh!!!
(Dean disappeared. Then both Sam and Dean popped out of the vortex, in which it disappeared briefly. Dean has the amulet on its neck. Somehow, their scuba outfit is off)
Dean: We did it!
Sam: We got the amulet!
Castiel: Great. Now go away! I'm tired of the horrible things that happen when you're around! AND THEY ALWAYS HAPPEN.
Dean: No, Castiel!
Sam: No!
(Sam and Dean puffed up while screaming no repeatedly, then turned back to normal)
Dean: We have to take the amulet to the Banana King.
Castiel: Oh, yes, the Banana King, of course. Absolutely not! THE BANANA KING IS NOT ON MY LIST OF PROPHETS, Y'ALL.
Sam: He, he's counting on us, Castiel! ah... *floating*
Dean: If we don't give the amulet to the Banana King, the vortex will open and let out a thousand years of darkness.
Sam: No! Darkness! (Sam is somehow floating)
(The vortex appeared again with tentacles sticking out with a roar)
Castiel: Ah! All right, fine! I'll go! I'll go!
Sam and Dean: Yay! (Just Sam) Darkness!
(Cut to the three walking through the woods. Sam and Dean were making tongue-blooping sounds)
Castiel: What are you two doing?
(Silence. Then Sam and Dean continued with their tongue-blooping)
Castiel: Stop that.
(Silence. Then Dean made one last tongue-bloop)
(The three stop in front of CORBETT)
Castiel: Oh, look at that. IT'S AN UN-DEAD GHOSTFACER INTERN.
(Sam and Dean started talking to CORBETT in Spanish. Here's the translation)
Sam and Dean: CORBETT!!!
Dean: "The man with the hat sent us!"
Sam: "He told us many amazing stories!"
(CORBETT made pinging sounds)
Sam and Dean: Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!
Castiel: What?
Sam: "Tonight we dine on turtles!"
Dean: "They will be good, CORBETT!"
(CORBETT shot a laser at Castiel)
Castiel: Ahh! What did you two do?!
Sam and Dean: CORBETT!!!
Dean: "I am happy!"
(CORBETT, again, made pinging sounds)
Sam and Dean: Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!
Castiel: (mumbled) Just keeping walking, Castiel. Keep walking...
(The three stop in front of a giant sneaker)
Dean: Hop on board the train, Castiel.
Sam: It's gonna take us to the Banana King.
Castiel: I don't see any train. All I see is a giant sneaker.
Dean: It's the Choo Choo Shoe, Castiel.
Sam: The Choo Choo Shoe!
Dean: Hurry, Castiel. It's about to leave.
(Sam and Dean got in the sneaker)
Sam and Dean: Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga shoe shoooooe! Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga shooe shoooooe!
Castiel: Yeah, uh I forgot my boarding pass. I'll just walk.
(Cut to the three in front of a banana-themed temple emblazoned with the words EX ORIENTE LUX BANANA, which is probably meant to be bad Latin for "From the east, the light of a banana")
Sam: We're here, Castiel!
Dean: The Temple of the Banana King!
Castiel: Great. Let's leave the amulet and go home.
(A slug-like creature resembling GOD popped out of nowhere, smiling. According to filmcow.com, the creature's name is Frogrus, BUT YOU ALL KNOW HIM AS ADAM. He is known to be the Banana King's servant)
Castiel: Who is that?
(Silence)
Castiel: No, no really. You guys see it, right?
(Silence)
Castiel: I gotta be honest. I'm getting creeped out here. Somebody say something?
(Adam suddenly started to sing)
Adam: Castiel, you look quite down with your big fat eyes and your big fat frown. The world doesn't have to be so grey. Castiel, when your life's a mess, When you're feeling Dean, always in distress, I know what can wash that sad away. All you have to do is...Put a banana in your ear!
Castiel: A banana in my ear?
Adam: Put a ripe banana right into your favourite ear! It's true.
Castiel: Says who?
Adam: So true. Once it's in your gloom will disappear. The bad in the world is hard to hear, When in your ear a banana cheers, So go and put a banana in your ear!
Adam and Bananas: Put a banana in your ear!
Castiel: I'd rather keep my ear clear.
Adam and Bananas: You'll ne'er be happy if you live your life in fear. It's true.
Castiel: Says you.
Adam and Bananas: So true. When it's in the skies are bright and clear. Oh every day of every year. The sun shines bright on this big blue sphere. So go and put a banana-
Adam: -in your earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
(Adam disappeared in flames)
Castiel: Oh, of course, he burst into flames. DO I HAVE TO TELL EVERY SINGLE WINCHESTER PERSONALLY TO AVOID GOING INTO THE LIGHT?
Dean: Go fourth, magical amulet! Return to the Banana King!
(The amulet got out of Dean's neck, floated to the air, and shines a beam of light at Castiel)
Dean: Castiel! YOU'RE the Buhnana King!
(Castiel is floating to the amulet from the beam of light)
Castiel: What? Hey, hey, hold on a minute!
(A banana appeared onto Castiel's back)
Banana: You're the Banana King, Castiel!
Castiel: No! I'm not! That doesn't make sense!
Dean: All hail the Banana King!
Castiel: I'm not the Banana King!
Dean: You ARE the Banana King!
Castiel: No, NO! I...I...
(Suddenly, more bananas appeared onto Castiel's back)
Bananas: Banana! Banana! Banana! Banana! Banana!
(A crown plooped on Castiel's head)
Castiel: I...I AM the Banana King!
Sam and Dean: Yay!
Banana: You ARE the Banana King!
Castiel: I'm the Banana King! Yeah!
(Castiel noticed that Sam and Dean disappeared)
Castiel: Hey, hey...where'd you go? Guys? Hello? Get me down from here!
(The beam of light disappeared, causing Castiel and the amulet to fall on the ground)
Castiel: Augh! Okay, that's a sprain.
(Cut to where Castiel walking through the woods alone)
Castiel: Hello? Hello! Guys, where are you?
(Castiel saw that his TV and the rest of his stuff was gone)
Castiel: Argh! Ya gotta be....Great! They robbed me!
(Suddenly, the vortex from earlier appeared, with Dean's head sticking out)
Castiel: Ahh!
Dean: Castiel!
Castiel: What do you want?!
(Silence)
Dean: plulululup!
(Music plays and the credits begin to roll)
Original unicorns are created by:
Created by Jason Steele
Executive Producer Stephanie Steele
Creative Consultant Matt Books
FilmCow.com