REDEMPTION SONG
SO... I'VE BEEN FEELING REALLY BAD ABOUT THAT WHOLE MURDEROUS, TORTURE-FILLED, HELL-QUEEN-AMBITION-FUELED RAMPAGE I WENT ON EARLIER THIS WEEK. I KNOW NOTHING CAN CHANGE WHAT HAPPENED OR WHO I AM OR WHAT'S INSIDE OF ME, BUT I'M GOING TO TRY SINGING MY REDEMPTION SONG FOR HOWEVER LONG IT TAKES.
I FIGURED THE EMO AND DRINKING WASN'T GOING TO HELP MUCH, SO - I'VE DECIDED TO DEVOTE MY TIME TO DOING SOME GOOD. LIKE, NON-APOCALYPTIC NORMAL PERSON WITHOUT POWERS GOOD.
SO I'M VOLUNTEERING AS A CANDY-STRIPER AT THE LOCAL CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL.
THE KIDS ARE SOOO SWEET. AND THEY ADORE Q! IF ANYONE WANTS TO VOLUNTEER WITH ME, ITS A GREAT BOOST OF HAPPY, BRINGING THEM SOME JOY. BUT UH, I KNOW HOW SOME OF YOU ARE WITH KIDS. SO THERE'S A DEVIL'S TRAP BY THE ENTRANCE. FYI.
ANYWAY, SOME APOLOGIES ARE IN ORDER.
DEAR DEAN - I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT ALL THE EXCESSIVE TORTURE AND DEGRADATION. LIKE, I DON'T THINK I WILL EVER BE ABLE TO EXPRESS JUST HOW SORRY I AM FOR THAT. AND THE TRAMP STAMP.
AND BITCHING YOU OUT AFTER EVERYTHING? I WAS JUST REALLY UPSET. I'M SO SORRY.
ANYWAY, I BAKED YOU PIES.
I ALSO GOT YOU THIS KICK ASS GUITAR. OWNED AND USED BY JIMMY PAGE. AND SIGNED BY ALL OF LED ZEPPELIN.
ALSO, I WILL TOTALLY PAY FOR YOU TO GET THE 'AVA' SCAR REMOVED IF YOU WANT. OR MAYBE ONE OF THE ANGELS WILL JUST DO IT?
ASH - BREAKING A WINDOW AND SHATTERING IT IN YOUR FACE? TOTALLY NOT COOL. YOU ACTUALLY SEEMED RELATIVELY UNSCATHED. BUT UH, THOUGHT YOU'D APPRECIATE THIS AS A SYMBOL OF ME BEING SORRY AND YOU BEING TOTALLY AWESOME:
SAM - I FEEL REALLY AWKWARD ABOUT THE BLOOD LUST THING. AND WORSHIPPING YOU. AND TRYING TO GET YOU TO MAKE ME QUEEN. I GET THE IMPRESSION YOU ARE TOO. AND I HOPE YOU STILL THINK OF ME AS A SISTER. IF THAT WHOLE HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE HAD ANY GOOD, IT WAS NICE TO KNOW WE STICK TOGETHER. ...OR SOMETHING. SO HERE'S SOMETHING THAT MADE ME THINK OF YOU. SINCE YOU NEVER GOT TO GO, AND IT MIGHT EVEN BE USEFUL WITH ALL THE TROUBLE WE ALL GET INTO HERE.
AZ - I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. I'M REALLY - I'M SORRY. I KNOW I INITIATED WHAT HAPPENED BUT - I'M TOTALLY WEIRDED OUT AND DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO BE AROUND YOU RIGHT NOW. I'M REALLY... CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. AND I JUST - HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND MY KEEPING A DISTANCE FOR A BIT. BUT UH, HAVE A PLANT. ITS CARNIVOROUS, SO ITS BAD-ASS. AND ITS YELLOW REMINDED ME OF YOUR EYES.
AND OF COURSE
MY DEAR ANDY - I SAID A LOT OF CRAP TO YOU. I DIDN'T MEAN ANY OF IT. AND I THINK WE'RE OKAY, BUT I STILL FEEL REALLY BAD. SO... YOU ALWAYS REFERENCE HARRY POTTER. LIKE THAT DUMBLEDORE QUOTE YOU THREW AT ME A FEW DAYS AGO. AND ESPECIALLY WHEN WE'RE MESSING AROUND WITH POWER STUFF. (I know, I know, you keep it all in moderation). BUT I THOUGHT YOU WOULD APPRECIATE, SINCE WE ARE KIND OF *MAGICAL* (puts a nice spin on things I guess) - HAVING YOUR OWN WAND.
And if I forgot anyone I wronged, I'm so sorry. Feel free to bitch me out. Its all kind of a far too memorable blur.
I FIGURED THE EMO AND DRINKING WASN'T GOING TO HELP MUCH, SO - I'VE DECIDED TO DEVOTE MY TIME TO DOING SOME GOOD. LIKE, NON-APOCALYPTIC NORMAL PERSON WITHOUT POWERS GOOD.
SO I'M VOLUNTEERING AS A CANDY-STRIPER AT THE LOCAL CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL.
THE KIDS ARE SOOO SWEET. AND THEY ADORE Q! IF ANYONE WANTS TO VOLUNTEER WITH ME, ITS A GREAT BOOST OF HAPPY, BRINGING THEM SOME JOY. BUT UH, I KNOW HOW SOME OF YOU ARE WITH KIDS. SO THERE'S A DEVIL'S TRAP BY THE ENTRANCE. FYI.
ANYWAY, SOME APOLOGIES ARE IN ORDER.
DEAR DEAN - I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT ALL THE EXCESSIVE TORTURE AND DEGRADATION. LIKE, I DON'T THINK I WILL EVER BE ABLE TO EXPRESS JUST HOW SORRY I AM FOR THAT. AND THE TRAMP STAMP.
AND BITCHING YOU OUT AFTER EVERYTHING? I WAS JUST REALLY UPSET. I'M SO SORRY.
ANYWAY, I BAKED YOU PIES.
I ALSO GOT YOU THIS KICK ASS GUITAR. OWNED AND USED BY JIMMY PAGE. AND SIGNED BY ALL OF LED ZEPPELIN.
ALSO, I WILL TOTALLY PAY FOR YOU TO GET THE 'AVA' SCAR REMOVED IF YOU WANT. OR MAYBE ONE OF THE ANGELS WILL JUST DO IT?
ASH - BREAKING A WINDOW AND SHATTERING IT IN YOUR FACE? TOTALLY NOT COOL. YOU ACTUALLY SEEMED RELATIVELY UNSCATHED. BUT UH, THOUGHT YOU'D APPRECIATE THIS AS A SYMBOL OF ME BEING SORRY AND YOU BEING TOTALLY AWESOME:
SAM - I FEEL REALLY AWKWARD ABOUT THE BLOOD LUST THING. AND WORSHIPPING YOU. AND TRYING TO GET YOU TO MAKE ME QUEEN. I GET THE IMPRESSION YOU ARE TOO. AND I HOPE YOU STILL THINK OF ME AS A SISTER. IF THAT WHOLE HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE HAD ANY GOOD, IT WAS NICE TO KNOW WE STICK TOGETHER. ...OR SOMETHING. SO HERE'S SOMETHING THAT MADE ME THINK OF YOU. SINCE YOU NEVER GOT TO GO, AND IT MIGHT EVEN BE USEFUL WITH ALL THE TROUBLE WE ALL GET INTO HERE.
AZ - I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. I'M REALLY - I'M SORRY. I KNOW I INITIATED WHAT HAPPENED BUT - I'M TOTALLY WEIRDED OUT AND DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO BE AROUND YOU RIGHT NOW. I'M REALLY... CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. AND I JUST - HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND MY KEEPING A DISTANCE FOR A BIT. BUT UH, HAVE A PLANT. ITS CARNIVOROUS, SO ITS BAD-ASS. AND ITS YELLOW REMINDED ME OF YOUR EYES.
AND OF COURSE
MY DEAR ANDY - I SAID A LOT OF CRAP TO YOU. I DIDN'T MEAN ANY OF IT. AND I THINK WE'RE OKAY, BUT I STILL FEEL REALLY BAD. SO... YOU ALWAYS REFERENCE HARRY POTTER. LIKE THAT DUMBLEDORE QUOTE YOU THREW AT ME A FEW DAYS AGO. AND ESPECIALLY WHEN WE'RE MESSING AROUND WITH POWER STUFF. (I know, I know, you keep it all in moderation). BUT I THOUGHT YOU WOULD APPRECIATE, SINCE WE ARE KIND OF *MAGICAL* (puts a nice spin on things I guess) - HAVING YOUR OWN WAND.
And if I forgot anyone I wronged, I'm so sorry. Feel free to bitch me out. Its all kind of a far too memorable blur.