ANNA AND MARY WENT ON A BENDER
ANNA WAS FEELING A BIT ANXIOUS ABOUT THE WHOLE DOES THE DICK GABE LOVE ME OR NOT. WILL WE BE MARRIED OR NOT. AND SO I THOUGHT I WOULD HELP HER JUST RELAX AND FORGET ABOUT IT AND MADE HER MILKSHAKES.
BUT ANNA BROUGHT SOME BOOZE TO SPIKE THEM UP.
THEN WE RAN OUT OF BOOZE AND HIT UP THIS SMALL ONE.
BUT WE DRANK THAT LIQUOR STORE PRETTY QUICK.
SO WE FOUND THIS ONE TOO:
BUT WE WENT THROUGH THAT ONE FAST TOO. AND FOUND THIS ONE. WE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE STOPPED LIQUOR STORE NUMBER 2.
BECAUSE THEN ANNA GOT A LITTLE GIDDY AND TRIPPING EVERYWHERE.
AND FALLING AROUND A LOT.
WE GOT DISAPPROVING LOOKS FROM THE CASHIER. R00D.
SO HE CALLED IN THE COPS. SERIOUSLY R00D. IT WAS THOSE TWO NEW GUISE TOO.
BUT WE STOLE A BIKE AND SPED AWAY FROM THE COPS. SUCKERS.
THE BOOZE STARTED REALLY HITTING ON ANNA. I SOMEHOW MANAGED TO HOLD MY LIQUOR.
SOMETIME AROUND THIS POINT WE RUN INTO THE THE ONE AND ONLY LADY GAGA.AHGSEIOHHGURHUGHRDUGX.I WAS TOO DRUNK FOR THAT SHIT.
WE THEN GOT INVITED TO HER PARTY OR WHATEVER AND FOLLOWED HER. AGAIN. TOO DRUNK FOR THIS SHIT DAMMIT.
I REALLY LOSE MY SHIT MEMORY AROUND THIS POINT AND ALL I HAVE ARE THESE DAMNED PHOTOS. SO SOMETHING HAPPENED WITH A KANGAROO AND ANNA. MAYBE HE CALLED HER FAT. WHICH YOU ARENT SWEETIE. AND GABE IS A HOE.
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS TRYING TO DO HERE. WHY CANT I FIND THIS DRESS. I KINDA LIKE IT. ACTUALLY MAYBE I DONT WANT TO KNOW.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE ANOTHER BATH SWEETIE.
AND WE'VE JUST WOKEN UP IN SOMEONE'S CAR. I DON'T THINK IT'S GAGA'S.
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SOMEONE PASS THE ADVIL
BUT ANNA BROUGHT SOME BOOZE TO SPIKE THEM UP.
THEN WE RAN OUT OF BOOZE AND HIT UP THIS SMALL ONE.
BUT WE DRANK THAT LIQUOR STORE PRETTY QUICK.
SO WE FOUND THIS ONE TOO:
BUT WE WENT THROUGH THAT ONE FAST TOO. AND FOUND THIS ONE. WE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE STOPPED LIQUOR STORE NUMBER 2.
BECAUSE THEN ANNA GOT A LITTLE GIDDY AND TRIPPING EVERYWHERE.
AND FALLING AROUND A LOT.
WE GOT DISAPPROVING LOOKS FROM THE CASHIER. R00D.
SO HE CALLED IN THE COPS. SERIOUSLY R00D. IT WAS THOSE TWO NEW GUISE TOO.
BUT WE STOLE A BIKE AND SPED AWAY FROM THE COPS. SUCKERS.
THE BOOZE STARTED REALLY HITTING ON ANNA. I SOMEHOW MANAGED TO HOLD MY LIQUOR.
SOMETIME AROUND THIS POINT WE RUN INTO THE THE ONE AND ONLY LADY GAGA.AHGSEIOHHGURHUGHRDUGX.I WAS TOO DRUNK FOR THAT SHIT.
WE THEN GOT INVITED TO HER PARTY OR WHATEVER AND FOLLOWED HER. AGAIN. TOO DRUNK FOR THIS SHIT DAMMIT.
I REALLY LOSE MY SHIT MEMORY AROUND THIS POINT AND ALL I HAVE ARE THESE DAMNED PHOTOS. SO SOMETHING HAPPENED WITH A KANGAROO AND ANNA. MAYBE HE CALLED HER FAT. WHICH YOU ARENT SWEETIE. AND GABE IS A HOE.
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS TRYING TO DO HERE. WHY CANT I FIND THIS DRESS. I KINDA LIKE IT. ACTUALLY MAYBE I DONT WANT TO KNOW.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE ANOTHER BATH SWEETIE.
AND WE'VE JUST WOKEN UP IN SOMEONE'S CAR. I DON'T THINK IT'S GAGA'S.
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SOMEONE PASS THE ADVIL