DEAR TEAM EVIL

[treehouse_death]

IN THE WAKE OF GABE'S LITTLE ... LET'S CALL IT A GAME, I'M FEELING THE NEED TO WREAK AN ABSOLUTE FUCKTON OF HAVOC AND DESTRUCTION. AND I'VE GOT THE FEELING I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE. AS FUN AS DEATH AND CHAOS ARE, THEY'RE EVEN MORE FUN WHEN ACCOMPANIED BY LOTS AND LOTS OF HIGH-TECH WEAPONRY.

AND WHAT HAVE I ACQUIRED RECENTLY, BUT A BUNCH OF HIGH-TECH

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[lost_in_dreamz_]

OH HELL NO. I'M NOT GOING TO LET ANY MORE PEOPLE DIE IF I CAN HELP IT!!!!

::IS FRANTIC FOR REDEMPTION AND STILL STRONG FROM DRINKING DEMON BLOOD THE PAST TWO DAYS::

::CALLS IN A PACK OF DEMONS AND INSTRUCTS THEM. THEY TEAR AT THE MACHINERY/WEAPONS, DECONSTRUCTING AND TURNING THEM TO RUBBLE::

ANDY... BACK UP?

[soymade]

Check.

::brings the FBI::

::has instructed everyone to be as nonlethal as possible::

[lost_in_dreamz_]

::has demons surround the agents, providing a protective barrier around them until weapons are secured, then sends demons away before taking the chance they turn and harm the agents to finish off the tanks and other large devices::

[treehouse_death]

*POPS IN THE KGB AND MI6, AND WHISPERS CERTAIN THINGS TO CERTAIN PEOPLE IN ALL THREE FORCES*

I'D GET OUT OF THE WAY IF I WERE YOU, ANDY.

[soymade]

::holds Ava's hand::

Sorry, Death. Ava and I are equally responsible here. What happens to her, happens to me.

::hyperventilating::

[lost_in_dreamz_]

ANDY, NO. LEAVE IT ALONE. JUST GO. YOU CAN SAVE YOURSELF.

[treehouse_death]

VERY WELL. DID I TELL YOU WHAT'S HAPPENING TO HER? BECAUSE CURRENTLY, I'M THINKING OF TYING HER TO A NUCLEAR WARHEAD AND DROPPING IT ON PAKISTAN. OH, AND THEN SENDING HER SOUL DOWN TO ALISTAIR. AND I'LL PROBABLY KILL EVERYONE SHE'S EVER LOVED, TOO, JUST TO PROVE A POINT.

YOU SURE YOU WANT THAT TO HAPPEN TO YOU?

[treehouse_death]

YOU ... DO REALIZE I'VE GOT MORE OF THESE, DON'T YOU? LOTS MORE.

AND CONGRATS, YOUR STATUS JUST CHANGED FROM 'TO BE THROWN OUT A WINDOW' TO 'TO BE STRAPPED TO A NUCLEAR MISSILE AND DROPPED ONTO PAKISTAN'.

*DESTROYS THE DEMONS THAT AVA CALLED*

[lost_in_dreamz_]

DEATH... WHATEVER YOU DO TO ME CAN'T BE NEARLY AS HORRIBLE AS WHAT I DESERVE. AFTER ALL THOSE PEOPLE I KILLED THESE PAST FEW DAYS...

[treehouse_death]

OH, I'M NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING TO YOU. NOT YET, AT ANY RATE - I'VE GIVEN LILITH FIRST CRACK AT YOU. IF SHE DECLINES, THOUGH ... YOU'RE DEAD, AND HANDED OVER TO ALISTAIR. AND TRUST ME, WHATEVER YOU THINK YOU DESERVE, HE'LL EXCEED IT A THOUSAND TIMES OVER.

[treehouse_death]

LAST CHANCE, AVA. YOU GOING TO BACK DOWN?

[lost_in_dreamz_]

I told Lilith I would. I have no power left in me to fight now anyway. There's nothing more I can do.

(Just as long as you don't hurt Andy.)

[lost_in_dreamz_]

::crashes through glass pane, and falls mercifully few feet to the ground, bruised and bloody, but surviving::

[miss_nevermore]

AVA.

I DON'T THINK I NEED TO TELL YOU THIS IS A STUPID IDEA, BUT I STILL WILL ANYWAYS TO PROIVE A POINT.

THIS. IS. A. STUPID. IDEA.
YOU ARE UP AGAINST /DEATH/ FOR FUCKS SAKES. YOU DO NOT WANT TO SCREW WITH HER ALRIGHT? BACK DOWN NOW, AND YOU /MIGHT/ BE ABLE TO SAVE YOURSELF. AND ANDY TOO.

[lost_in_dreamz_]

::is weak from using so much power, more than she ever has before, can barely stand::

LILITH, DEATH HAS DESTROYED MY DEMONS. I'M NOT BACKING DOWN. I JUST HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO FIGHT WITH. DEATH HAS ALREADY MADE IT CLEAR WHAT SHE INTENDS, EVEN IF YOU LET ME BE.

I DON'T DESERVE MUCH BETTER.

...JUST - PLEASE LEAVE ANDY ALONE?