WE'RE FUCKING MEGAN FOX, WTF ARE YOU DOING?

[shampayn]

 
SO CHUCK AND I ARE IN MAGALUF OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT'S CALLED AND I SWEAR YOU GUYS, THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST RADICAL VACATIONS I'VE HAD IN EONS.

NOT TO MENTION ONE OF THE BEST THREESOMES.

IF DEAN AND SAM WOULD FINALLY FUCKING TAG-TEAM ME, THAT'D BE THE BEST THREESOME.

BUT ANYWAY

CHUCK AND I ARE HAVING A FUCKING GREAT-ASS TIME WITH THIS FOXY GODDESS RIGHT THE FUCK HERE:



YEAH, WE'RE IN BED WITH THIS FINE-ASS PIECE OF SEX RIGHT NOW, DOING A WHOLE LOT OF THIS:





AND DRINKING A SHITLOAD OF THIS:



(I'M FUCKING NOT IN THE MOOD FOR NO DAMN ALCOHOL, RED DRANK IS WHERE IT'S AT BAHBEE)

AND ENJOYING THE HELL OUT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL SHIT HERE:



FUCK YEAH!

IDK WHEN CHUCK IS COMING BACK IF HE'S COMING BACK AT ALL, BUT I'LL BE HOME IN A HOT MINUTE, AND WHEN I GET BACK, DEAN AND SAM, I'M HITTING YA'LL UP. DON'T DISAPPOINT ME, I'LL WHIP OUT MY BLADE AND CUT YO ASSES UP AND MAKE YOU LICK YOUR BLOOD OFF THE DAMN FLOOR.

WORD.