IT'S MOTHERFUCKING WAR
'S JOURNAL TIME! I THOUGHT I WOULD SHOW YOU ALL MY WORK. I'M RATHER PROUD OF IT, YOU KNOW. I'M FUCKING EPIC AT MY JOB. MY FATHER TAUGHT ME HOW TO FOLLOW THROUGH. I'M THE ONLY OTHER HORSEMEN THAT IS TOPSIDE PRETTY MUCH ALL THE FUCKING TIME. UNLESS WE ARE HAVING A ~MIXER~ IN HELL. I GOTTA SAY, IT'S NICE TO SEE SO MANY OF MY PALS UP HERE. IT'S BEEN FUCKING SWEET. ANYWAY, ON TO THE BIG SHOW!
NOW, AS I HAVE HAD TO SAY SO MANY GODDAMN TIMES NOW, BECAUSE ALL OF YOU ARE REALLY FUCKING STUPID, OR YOU CAN'T READ OR SOME SHIT.. WAR IS NEVER ENDING. THERE HAS ALWAYS BEEN WAR.
THAT'S RIGHT DICKWEASLES! I RODE ON A GODDAMN TREX! HOW MANY OF YOU CAN SAY YOU HAVE DONE THAT? NONE. THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING THOUGHT. BEAT THAT SHIT. YOU CAN'T. BUT, IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED. DEATH SAID HE HAD SOME SHIT TO DO ONE DAY, WHEN I WAS AT HOME TAKING A NAP, AND I GO BACK ON EARTH, AND IT'S FUCKING COVERED IN FUCKING ICE. THE FUCK? I WAS PISSED. I REALLY HATE THE COLD, OK? SHUT UP. I GREW UP IN HELL. I'M USED TO THE ~HEAT~.
HOWEVER! GRAND DAD SENT SOME NEW SHIT DOWN TO PLAY WITH!
CHECK THAT SHIT OUT! FUCKING GIANT SLOTHS. IT DID MAKE ME SORT OF SAD TO SEE BROTHER TAKE THEM OUT, BUT.. BIRDS GOTTA FLY AND WHATEVER.
SO, WHATEVER, RIGHT? NOW, ONTO THE SUPER FUN SHIT! NOW. I DON'T HAVE PICTURES FROM ALL OF THE WARS, BUT HERE ARE A FEW FAVORITES OF MINE.
GOTTA TELL YOU, THIS WAS FUN TO WATCH. THOUGH, NOT AS MUCH FUN AS SAY, WATCHING AMERICA DIVIDE AND SHIT, AND START KILLING IT'S OWN PEOPLE.
YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS TOO MUCH FUCKING WORK. BESIDES, IT'S NOT GOING TO FUCKING MATTER SOON ENOUGH. ALL THE WARS BEFORE NOW ARE NOTHING COMPAIRED TO WHAT'S COMING.
OH, AND JUST FOR SHIT AND GIGGLES, AND BECAUSE I FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT. HEY, HEY YOU ANGEL BOY? CASTIEL, RIGHT? HAVE YOU EVER TOLD THOSE FUCKTARD WINCHESTERS WHAT URIEL TOLD YOU BEFORE ANNA KILLED HIM? WELL, EVEN IF YOU HAVE, I DON'T CARE. I FEEL ~SHARING AND CARING~ -
ONLY AN ANGEL CAN KILL ANOTHER ANGEL.
LOLOLOL, ISN'T THAT FUCKING AWESOME! HAVE FUN WITH THAT, BITCHES! OH, I FORGOT TO SAY THIS. YES, WE ALL KNOW ABOUT THE SPECIAL ANGEL KNIFE. THAT'S FUCKING OLD NEWS. IT CAN HURT AN ANGEL IF IT IS BEING USED ON ONE BY A HUMAN, BUT KILL THEM? FUCK NO. SAVE IT FOR SOME ONE WHO CARES.
NOW, AS I HAVE HAD TO SAY SO MANY GODDAMN TIMES NOW, BECAUSE ALL OF YOU ARE REALLY FUCKING STUPID, OR YOU CAN'T READ OR SOME SHIT.. WAR IS NEVER ENDING. THERE HAS ALWAYS BEEN WAR.
THAT'S RIGHT DICKWEASLES! I RODE ON A GODDAMN TREX! HOW MANY OF YOU CAN SAY YOU HAVE DONE THAT? NONE. THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING THOUGHT. BEAT THAT SHIT. YOU CAN'T. BUT, IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED. DEATH SAID HE HAD SOME SHIT TO DO ONE DAY, WHEN I WAS AT HOME TAKING A NAP, AND I GO BACK ON EARTH, AND IT'S FUCKING COVERED IN FUCKING ICE. THE FUCK? I WAS PISSED. I REALLY HATE THE COLD, OK? SHUT UP. I GREW UP IN HELL. I'M USED TO THE ~HEAT~.
HOWEVER! GRAND DAD SENT SOME NEW SHIT DOWN TO PLAY WITH!
CHECK THAT SHIT OUT! FUCKING GIANT SLOTHS. IT DID MAKE ME SORT OF SAD TO SEE BROTHER TAKE THEM OUT, BUT.. BIRDS GOTTA FLY AND WHATEVER.
SO, WHATEVER, RIGHT? NOW, ONTO THE SUPER FUN SHIT! NOW. I DON'T HAVE PICTURES FROM ALL OF THE WARS, BUT HERE ARE A FEW FAVORITES OF MINE.
GOTTA TELL YOU, THIS WAS FUN TO WATCH. THOUGH, NOT AS MUCH FUN AS SAY, WATCHING AMERICA DIVIDE AND SHIT, AND START KILLING IT'S OWN PEOPLE.
YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS TOO MUCH FUCKING WORK. BESIDES, IT'S NOT GOING TO FUCKING MATTER SOON ENOUGH. ALL THE WARS BEFORE NOW ARE NOTHING COMPAIRED TO WHAT'S COMING.
OH, AND JUST FOR SHIT AND GIGGLES, AND BECAUSE I FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT. HEY, HEY YOU ANGEL BOY? CASTIEL, RIGHT? HAVE YOU EVER TOLD THOSE FUCKTARD WINCHESTERS WHAT URIEL TOLD YOU BEFORE ANNA KILLED HIM? WELL, EVEN IF YOU HAVE, I DON'T CARE. I FEEL ~SHARING AND CARING~ -
ONLY AN ANGEL CAN KILL ANOTHER ANGEL.
LOLOLOL, ISN'T THAT FUCKING AWESOME! HAVE FUN WITH THAT, BITCHES! OH, I FORGOT TO SAY THIS. YES, WE ALL KNOW ABOUT THE SPECIAL ANGEL KNIFE. THAT'S FUCKING OLD NEWS. IT CAN HURT AN ANGEL IF IT IS BEING USED ON ONE BY A HUMAN, BUT KILL THEM? FUCK NO. SAVE IT FOR SOME ONE WHO CARES.