DEAN'S MUSICAL MOMENT
GATHER ROUND YOU POOR MISERABLE SOULS
SAM'S BEEN WHINING AT ME TO SHARE SOME OF MY INFINITE WISDOM WITH YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS, AND SINCE HE'S OUT DOING RESEARCH FOR ME (I GOT HIM ON A SHORT LEASH) I'M BORED AND HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO
THIS HAS ME CONVINCED THAT YOU ARE ALL MUSIC-RETARDED, AND NEED GUIDANCE INTO THE LIGHT (ESPECIALLY YOU CHUCK) SO I WILL TAKE PITY ON YOUR SOULS AND GENTLY POINT OUT WHAT IS AND WHAT IS NOT OK TO LISTEN TO.
DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE?
EVEN THEY'RE ASHAMED OF THE SHIT THEY PRODUCE.
MATT NATHANSON?
SELF-EXPLANATORY.
TAYLOR SWIFT?
THIS IS WHY TWELVE YEAR OLDS SHOULDN'T GO INTO THE MUSIC BUSINESS
LADY GAGA?
YOU'RE MAKING THIS TOO EASY
ANYWAYS IM GETTING BORED OF THIS SHIT SO I HOPE THIS HELPS YOU RETARDS IN FIGURING OUT WHAT'S GOOD AND WHAT WILL GIVE YOU EAR CANCER. YOU'RE WELCOME.
leaving this here to aid you in your journey to ~MUSICAL FREEDOM~
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