MARY AND I ARE HAVING A SECOND HONEYMOON, BE JEALOUS

[insipidcalamity]

THIS APOCALYPSE SHIT IS JUST PISSING ME OFF. ALL THESE ARGUMENTS ON WHO WINS CASTIEL'S PURITY AND EVERYONE TELLING SAM AND DEAN TO "JUST SAY YES" - FUCK THAT. MARY AND I ARE PLANNING A SECOND HONEYMOON, AND YOU BITCHES KNOW YOU WANT TO BREAK OFF A PIECE OF THIS HOT ASS COUPLE.

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[crackedeggie]

OMFG HONEYYYY! THIS IS PERFECT. ALMOST TOPS THE FIRST ONE.

AND YOU KNOW I LOVE IT WHEN YOU GET ALL DRESSED UP.

I'M SORRY ABOUT THE COUCH LAST NIGHT.

[insipidcalamity]

I KNEW YOU'D LOVE IT, BABE

[insipidcalamity]

DO I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT TOO?

[crackedeggie]

OF COURSE NOT SWEETIE. <3

BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO START PACKING OUR BAGS TONIGHT.

[insipidcalamity]

YES!

ALRIGHT, DEAR. BUT YOU KNOW YOU'LL JUST REPACK THE BAGS BECAUSE I NEVER DO IT RIGHT.

[crackedeggie]

YOU KNOW I LOVE TO SEE YOU STRUGGLE WITH SUCH A SMALL THING.

OTHERWISE DEAR, YOU REALLY ARE A BAMF AT EVERYTHING ELSE. WHICH I HOPE YOU WILL BE TONIGHT.

[insipidcalamity]

AND YOU KNOW I CONTINUE TO STRUGGLE WITH THESE THINGS JUST TO MAKE YOU HAPPY <3

OH BB, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT

[insipidcalamity]

MARY, I HAVE A FEVER :(

[crackedeggie]

AWWW SWEETIE, HERE I'LL GO GET YOU A SOOTHING SMOOTHIE OKAY? <33

[insipidcalamity]

THANK YOU BABE. YOU KNOW JUST HOW TO MAKE A GUY FEEL BETTER :)

[crackedeggie]

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