I HTAE TEH WORLRD AN' EVRYONE
... 'EXCPEPT TEM EVIL, YOUO GUYS'RE AWESUM.
*DOWNS ANOTHER SHOT*
OKAY SO. SO YKNOW HOW IN REVEVALATOINS IT SAY TAHT TEH DEAD'RE GONNA RISE AFTER LUFICER BIRNGS ME BAKC FORM HELL? TEHY DID THAT, CUZ YKNOW, ISSA PROPHISSY AN ALL, SO TAHT MEANS IT HADT O HAPEN. AN' ITW AS SUPERSUPER AWSOEM CUZ THEY WERE ALL ZBOMBIES AN SHIT, BUT THEN! THEN TEH WINCHERT ... WINCETS ... THEN SMNDEAN WENT ARUOND AND TEHY KILLED 'EM ALL. YKNOW HOW MCUCH FUN ZMOMBIES ARE? TEHYRE LOTSANLOTSAN ... AN LOTS OF FUN. AN THEY ALL GOT KILLED! AN' NOW IFFI WANT TA MAEK A NEW ZMOBIE PLAUGUE, I GOTTA TALK TO PESTI, AN' I DON LIEK PESTI ALL TAHT MUCH - HE'S CRAZYCRAZYCRAZY TEHSE DAYS. SO NOOOO ZMOBIES, NOPE, NO MORE ZMBIES FOR ME.
AN ALSO! ALSO I WATNTED TO TELL BOOBY ABOUT HWY IWA S DOING TIHS INHIS TWOWN. BUUUUUUT I CUOLDN'T USE TIHS BODY (EVEN THUOUGH I LVOE THSI BOYDY.) BCAUESE SMOEONE MIHGTVE RECOGNIZIZED ME. SO I HADTA CHAENG - WHIHC ALYWAYS SCUCKS, I HAET CHAGNING VESESLS - AN I HADTA CHANGE INTO TEH "CLASSIC' LOOK, LIEK ALL SKELTONEY AN' SHIT. AN' I HAET TAHT TOO. (PLUS CHAGNING GENDRERS IS ALYWAS A PIAIN)0.
AN' EVRYTIHNGS GON WIERD AN' FCUCKED UP ADN WRONG, AND I TSILL DON' HAVE A DTAE FOR TEH TREEHUOSE ARAWDS BCAUSE NOBDOY LOVES ME (PLUS ASLO KINDAPPING LEO DICARPRIO ISNT ALL TAHT EASY) AN JUST ... JUST ... FML.
*HAS ANOTHER DRINK*
*DOWNS ANOTHER SHOT*
OKAY SO. SO YKNOW HOW IN REVEVALATOINS IT SAY TAHT TEH DEAD'RE GONNA RISE AFTER LUFICER BIRNGS ME BAKC FORM HELL? TEHY DID THAT, CUZ YKNOW, ISSA PROPHISSY AN ALL, SO TAHT MEANS IT HADT O HAPEN. AN' ITW AS SUPERSUPER AWSOEM CUZ THEY WERE ALL ZBOMBIES AN SHIT, BUT THEN! THEN TEH WINCHERT ... WINCETS ... THEN SMNDEAN WENT ARUOND AND TEHY KILLED 'EM ALL. YKNOW HOW MCUCH FUN ZMOMBIES ARE? TEHYRE LOTSANLOTSAN ... AN LOTS OF FUN. AN THEY ALL GOT KILLED! AN' NOW IFFI WANT TA MAEK A NEW ZMOBIE PLAUGUE, I GOTTA TALK TO PESTI, AN' I DON LIEK PESTI ALL TAHT MUCH - HE'S CRAZYCRAZYCRAZY TEHSE DAYS. SO NOOOO ZMOBIES, NOPE, NO MORE ZMBIES FOR ME.
AN ALSO! ALSO I WATNTED TO TELL BOOBY ABOUT HWY IWA S DOING TIHS INHIS TWOWN. BUUUUUUT I CUOLDN'T USE TIHS BODY (EVEN THUOUGH I LVOE THSI BOYDY.) BCAUESE SMOEONE MIHGTVE RECOGNIZIZED ME. SO I HADTA CHAENG - WHIHC ALYWAYS SCUCKS, I HAET CHAGNING VESESLS - AN I HADTA CHANGE INTO TEH "CLASSIC' LOOK, LIEK ALL SKELTONEY AN' SHIT. AN' I HAET TAHT TOO. (PLUS CHAGNING GENDRERS IS ALYWAS A PIAIN)0.
AN' EVRYTIHNGS GON WIERD AN' FCUCKED UP ADN WRONG, AND I TSILL DON' HAVE A DTAE FOR TEH TREEHUOSE ARAWDS BCAUSE NOBDOY LOVES ME (PLUS ASLO KINDAPPING LEO DICARPRIO ISNT ALL TAHT EASY) AN JUST ... JUST ... FML.
*HAS ANOTHER DRINK*