I LEAVE FOR 2 HOURS AND IT'S LIKE THE PLACE FALLS APART
WTF, PEOPLE. SERIOUSLY. WTF?
1. MICHAEL. DUDE BROTHER, COULD YOU HAVE MAYBE SHARED SOME OF THAT AMBROSIA? ALSO, I NEVER SAID I WAS GONNA KILL YOU THOUGH I MIGHT HAVE PLANNED ON IT IF IT CAME TO THAT. I THINK THAT WE COULD LIVE PEACEABLY IF YOU WEREN'T ALWAYS SPOUTING OFF ON HOW YOU'RE DAD'S FAVE AND YOU "HAVE TO KILL" ME BECAUSE YOU THINK IT'S THE "RIGHT' THING TO DO. WELL DONE ON LOSING YOUR V-CARD THOUGH, BRO.
2. ALISTAIR AND AZAZZLE.
I'M PROUD OF BOTH OF YOU, OKAY? I'M LESS PROUD OF YOUR APPARENT NEEDINESS WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK AND CONSEQUENT DRUNKEN DECLARATIONS OF LOVE TO THE WINCHESTERS, BUT I'M WILLING TO OVERLOOK THAT HERE'S 40 BUCKS FOR EACH OF YOU. BUY YOURSELVES SOMETHING NICE TO TAKE WITH YOU WHEN I CHECK YOU INTO REHAB
3. GABE.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE GORGEOUS BODY YOU PICK FOR TESSA. ALSO, WTF HAPPENED HERE, DO YOU HAVE ANY CLUE? AND I TOTALLY ALWAYS APPRECIATED YOU - PLS DON'T TELL ME YOU LEFT HEAVEN 'CAUSE I DIDN'T APPRECIATE YOU ENOUGH
4. MARY
YOU COULDN'T HAVE LET MY BROTHER DOWN MORE EASILY? HE WAS HALF A VIRGIN WHEN HE MET YOU I'M GONNA SAY SOMETHING AS YOUR... BABY'S GODFATHER. YOU CAN TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT: YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T GET MAD AT TESSA FOR HAVING SEX WITH MICHAEL, BECAUSE, WELL... YOU CAN'T DO IT, CAN YOU? IT WOULD MAKE JOHN UPSET. AND YOU KNOW HE WAS JUST TRYING TO RECOVER FROM YOU.
5. BECKY
TRY NOT TO BE TOO HARD ON DEAN AND SAM, OKAY? THEY TRY. YOUR NURSERY IS ADORABLE. IF I GIVE YOU A POTTED ROSE FOR IT, WOULD YOU KEEP IT?
6.TESSA
UM. THEY AREN'T THAT AWESOME. I'M GONNA STAY OUT OF THIS ONE NOW THAT I HAD MY SMALL WORD WITH MARY. BUT YOU CAN STAY WITH US AS LONG AS YOU NEED TO. I'M NOT HOME ALL THAT OFTEN, WHAT WITH, YOU KNOW, BRINGING ON THE APOCALYPSE AND ALL, BUT IT WOULD BE NICE FOR LILITH TO HAVE SOME COMPANY. PLUS YOU'RE TOTALLY HOT AND WELCOME TO SHARE OUR BED
7. LILITH
SORRY FOR LEAVING YOU HERE TO DEAL WITH THIS - WE HAD A CRISIS IN CHINA, YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES. I HAVE SOME GREAT IDEAS FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT, IF YOU'RE INTERESTED, THOUGH
8. ELLEN
DAMN, WOMAN, YOU GOT A FINE HEAD ON THOSE SHOULDERS. CROWLEY, IF YOU FUCK THIS UP, I'M TOTALLY PLANNING ON ATTEMPTING TO WOO THIS WOMAN, SO, BE WARNED.
9. ANDY
HOW DRUNK ARE YOU? I'M TOTALLY BUMMED THAT I MISSED THE SKINNY DIPPING. WTF!? YOU AND AVA ARE SO CUTE, MY TEETH ACHE.
10. SAM
ANDY HAS A POINT, YOU COULD USE SOME RELAXATION. ALSO, THANKS FOR THE PRESENT. WELL DONE ON THE POWER THINGY.
11. WAR, DEATH,
NEVER CHANGE, YOU TWO. I CAN'T SPEND ALL MY TIME REASSURING DRUNKS. I'M PROUD OF YOU GUYS AS WELL.
12. DEAN.
... I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY TO YOU. UH... KEEP ON ROCKING IN THE FREE WORLD, I GUESS? PICS OR SKINNY DIPPING WITH YOUR BROTHER DIDN'T HAPPEN
1. MICHAEL. DUDE BROTHER, COULD YOU HAVE MAYBE SHARED SOME OF THAT AMBROSIA? ALSO, I NEVER SAID I WAS GONNA KILL YOU THOUGH I MIGHT HAVE PLANNED ON IT IF IT CAME TO THAT. I THINK THAT WE COULD LIVE PEACEABLY IF YOU WEREN'T ALWAYS SPOUTING OFF ON HOW YOU'RE DAD'S FAVE AND YOU "HAVE TO KILL" ME BECAUSE YOU THINK IT'S THE "RIGHT' THING TO DO. WELL DONE ON LOSING YOUR V-CARD THOUGH, BRO.
2. ALISTAIR AND AZAZZLE.
I'M PROUD OF BOTH OF YOU, OKAY? I'M LESS PROUD OF YOUR APPARENT NEEDINESS WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK AND CONSEQUENT DRUNKEN DECLARATIONS OF LOVE TO THE WINCHESTERS, BUT I'M WILLING TO OVERLOOK THAT HERE'S 40 BUCKS FOR EACH OF YOU. BUY YOURSELVES SOMETHING NICE TO TAKE WITH YOU WHEN I CHECK YOU INTO REHAB
3. GABE.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE GORGEOUS BODY YOU PICK FOR TESSA. ALSO, WTF HAPPENED HERE, DO YOU HAVE ANY CLUE? AND I TOTALLY ALWAYS APPRECIATED YOU - PLS DON'T TELL ME YOU LEFT HEAVEN 'CAUSE I DIDN'T APPRECIATE YOU ENOUGH
4. MARY
YOU COULDN'T HAVE LET MY BROTHER DOWN MORE EASILY? HE WAS HALF A VIRGIN WHEN HE MET YOU I'M GONNA SAY SOMETHING AS YOUR... BABY'S GODFATHER. YOU CAN TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT: YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T GET MAD AT TESSA FOR HAVING SEX WITH MICHAEL, BECAUSE, WELL... YOU CAN'T DO IT, CAN YOU? IT WOULD MAKE JOHN UPSET. AND YOU KNOW HE WAS JUST TRYING TO RECOVER FROM YOU.
5. BECKY
TRY NOT TO BE TOO HARD ON DEAN AND SAM, OKAY? THEY TRY. YOUR NURSERY IS ADORABLE. IF I GIVE YOU A POTTED ROSE FOR IT, WOULD YOU KEEP IT?
6.TESSA
UM. THEY AREN'T THAT AWESOME. I'M GONNA STAY OUT OF THIS ONE NOW THAT I HAD MY SMALL WORD WITH MARY. BUT YOU CAN STAY WITH US AS LONG AS YOU NEED TO. I'M NOT HOME ALL THAT OFTEN, WHAT WITH, YOU KNOW, BRINGING ON THE APOCALYPSE AND ALL, BUT IT WOULD BE NICE FOR LILITH TO HAVE SOME COMPANY. PLUS YOU'RE TOTALLY HOT AND WELCOME TO SHARE OUR BED
7. LILITH
SORRY FOR LEAVING YOU HERE TO DEAL WITH THIS - WE HAD A CRISIS IN CHINA, YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES. I HAVE SOME GREAT IDEAS FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT, IF YOU'RE INTERESTED, THOUGH
8. ELLEN
DAMN, WOMAN, YOU GOT A FINE HEAD ON THOSE SHOULDERS. CROWLEY, IF YOU FUCK THIS UP, I'M TOTALLY PLANNING ON ATTEMPTING TO WOO THIS WOMAN, SO, BE WARNED.
9. ANDY
HOW DRUNK ARE YOU? I'M TOTALLY BUMMED THAT I MISSED THE SKINNY DIPPING. WTF!? YOU AND AVA ARE SO CUTE, MY TEETH ACHE.
10. SAM
ANDY HAS A POINT, YOU COULD USE SOME RELAXATION. ALSO, THANKS FOR THE PRESENT. WELL DONE ON THE POWER THINGY.
11. WAR, DEATH,
NEVER CHANGE, YOU TWO. I CAN'T SPEND ALL MY TIME REASSURING DRUNKS. I'M PROUD OF YOU GUYS AS WELL.
12. DEAN.
... I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY TO YOU. UH... KEEP ON ROCKING IN THE FREE WORLD, I GUESS? PICS OR SKINNY DIPPING WITH YOUR BROTHER DIDN'T HAPPEN