SO, I'VE BEEN DEALING WITH A LOT OF EMOTION AND ADRENALINE THIS WEEKEND. AND LAST NIGHT MY POWERS STARTED GETTING A BIT TEMPERAMENTAL BECAUSE OF IT. THEN ANDY AND I GOT REALLY STONED AND I WAS ABLE TO CALM DOWN ENOUGH TO GET THINGS BACK UNDER CONTROL. SO I STARTED THINKING ABOUT HOW TO PRACTICE CHANNELING MY POWERS IN THE MOST INNOCENT NON-EVIL WAY POSSIBLE, FOR THE BENEFIT OF EVERYONE. (BECAUSE I TOTALLY CAN.)
SO I DECIDED WE NEEDED A CARNIVAL! BECAUSE - FUN!
I SUMMONED THIS GUY.
AWWW, ISN'T HE CUTE?!? I NAMED HIM BOBO - BECAUSE - I HAVE NO FRIGGIN IDEA, I'M STILL REALLY STONED. AND CALLED A FEW OF HIS FRIENDS TOO - I NAMED THEM SHEEBA, SMOKEY, AND MR. ROO.
BOBO (AND DON'T ASK ME ABOUT THE PHYSICS, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW) - FORMED US A DEMON-POWERED COASTER.
EVERYONE'S INVITED TO RIDE. (BUT MARY AND BECKY - MAYBE BE CAREFUL? I KNOW AMUSEMENT PARKS USUALLY HAVE WARNINGS ABOUT PREGNANT LADIES AND WILD RIDES.)
SHEEBA AND THE REST POSSESSED THESE JERK FRAT BOYS WHO WERE KICKING A PUPPY. THEY WILL BE RETURNED UNTOUCHED. BUT UNTIL THEN, SHEEBA IS SERVING CONCESSIONS! ENJOY:
SMOKEY AND MR. ROO ARE RUNNING GAMES. I THINK QUITE A FEW OF YOU WILL ENJOY THE (BB-GUN) SHOOT-OUT GAME. FOR THE NON-HUNTER TYPE, WE HAVE RING TOSS AND BALLOON DARTS.
WIN A STUFFED PRIZE FOR YOUR SWEETIE. OR YOURSELF. OR YOUR SWORN ENEMY. WHOEVER.
JUST ENJOY! AND REVEL IN THE NON-EVIL USE OF MY POWERS.
(HOPEFULLY THIS IS AS AWESOME FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DIDN'T SPEND LAST NIGHT WITH ANDY'S STASH)