PSA: ZACH HAS MAD GAME WITH THE BITCHES

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I'M INTERRUPTING EVERYONE'S BORING BABY CRAP AND TRAINING BULL SHIT WITH THIS IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: WOMEN WANT ME.

MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE GIRLS TO THE YARD.





Y'ALL MIGHT NOT KNOW THIS, BUT I HAVE A SECRET SEDUCTION TALENT. I CAN MATCH MY VOICE TO ANYONE'S. HERE'S A LITTLE TASTE:

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I TOTALLY WON LADY GAGA OVER WITH THAT VOICE. HERE SHE IS SINGING MY PRAISES!




I USED TO DRESS IN A SHARP UNIFORM BUT I HAD TO STOP BECAUSE EVERYONE WANTED TO SLEEP WITH ME, EVEN THE MEN. IT BECAME TOO MUCH OF A HASSLE.




AND HERE I AM WITH THIS HOT CHICK. I DON'T REMEMBER HER NAME THOUGH...




BET Y'ALL WEREN'T EXPECTING THIS!




SUCK ON THAT!