I'M FINALLY OVER THAT TERRIBLE TRIP CROWLEY SENT ME ON WITH HIS ~SPECIAL~ BROWNIES. I SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN TWO BATCHES WORTH, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW, OK?
SO AFTER I GOT HOME FROM CROWLEY'S, MARY GOT ON ME ABOUT "HOW COME I CAN'T GET DRUNK BUT YOU CAN GET HIGH?" AND "HOW COULD YOU HOPE DEAN WAS DRUNK WHEN HE GOT MARRIED?" AND BROUGHT UP THE COOKIE DOUGH FIASCO (I'M SORRY). I WAS DEEP IN THE DOGHOUSE SO I WENT OUT FOR A DRIVE AND ENDED UP IN NEW YORK BACK AT THE OLD LOCK-UP. I FOUND SOME OF DEAN AND SAM'S OLD CHILDHOOD THINGS IN THERE AND THOUGHT MARY WOULD LOVE TO SEE THEM (AND MAYBE ADD THEM TO HER SCRAPBOOK?).
FIRST OFF, I FOUND AN OLD PICTURE OF MYSELF FROM BEFORE I MET MARY.
HERE'S A YEABOOK PHOTO OF SAM. I DON'T REMEMBER THE SCHOOL HE WAS AT FOR THIS ONE...
I KNOW MARY WILL LOVE THIS ONE OF DEAN
I COULDN'T BE WITH THE BOYS FOR CHRISTMAS, BUT I NEVER STOPPED THINKING ABOUT THEM.
BABY DEAN
I ALSO FOUND SAM'S DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP SOCCER TROPHY FROM 1995
DAMN I WAS PROUD
WE WENT ROLLER SKATING ONCE
MARY WILL LOVE TO SEE THIS ONE
SHE WAS A REALLY NICE GIRL.
A MORE RECENT PHOTO FROM OUR ADVENTURES
LITTLE SAMMY
AN OLD CHRISTMAS CARD FROM THE BOYS
DON'T HAVE A LOT OF PICTURES WITH ALL THREE OF US
AN ODDLY NORMAL PHOTO OF US
DEAN'S FIRST SAWED OFF SHOTGUN
D'AWWW DEAN-O
SAMMY'S ART
DEAN'S ART
SAMMY MADE ME A BIRTHDAY CARD
LAST BUT NOT LEAST, DEAN'S FIRST DANCE
I'M SURE THERE ARE SOME MORE MEMENTOS IN THAT PLACE, BUT DAMN IT'S IN SOME BAD SHAPE. MARY WILL LOVE WHAT I DID FIND.
I'M ON MY WAY HOME.