New Spatula Bitches
BECAUSE NO ONE WILL GIVE MY OLD ONE BACK.
SO INSTEAD I HAVE HAD TO SEARCH FAR AND WIDE FOR AN ACCEPTABLE SPATULA THAT WOULD MATCH NOT ONLY MY BAMFNESS BUT ALSO MY HBICNESS IN THE KITCHEN.
NOW YOU GUISE CAN LOOK AT IT AND SEE WHAT IT IS JUST INCASE SOMEONE HAS THE FUCKING BALLS TO STEAL THIS ONE. AND IF YOU SEE IT, GET.IT.BACK.TO.ME.
BUT JUST INCASE I GOT A PET KITTY TO PROTECT MY KITCHEN UTENSILS.
HER NAME'S SALEM. AND SHE CAN SMELL FEAR.
SO INSTEAD I HAVE HAD TO SEARCH FAR AND WIDE FOR AN ACCEPTABLE SPATULA THAT WOULD MATCH NOT ONLY MY BAMFNESS BUT ALSO MY HBICNESS IN THE KITCHEN.
NOW YOU GUISE CAN LOOK AT IT AND SEE WHAT IT IS JUST INCASE SOMEONE HAS THE FUCKING BALLS TO STEAL THIS ONE. AND IF YOU SEE IT, GET.IT.BACK.TO.ME.
BUT JUST INCASE I GOT A PET KITTY TO PROTECT MY KITCHEN UTENSILS.
HER NAME'S SALEM. AND SHE CAN SMELL FEAR.