DEAR ALISTAIR,
YOU ARE A PRICK. NO ONE KILLS MY HUSBAND AND GETS AWAY WITH IT. YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT, I'M PRETTY SURE I SENT OUT A MEMO. PLUS, YOU MADE ME MISS THE AWARDS!
HAVE A GOOD TIME IN HEAVEN! ENJOY MORNING CHOIR, IT'S A HOOT.
*TWISTS HIS RING AND BAMFS ALI AWAY~*
NOW THAT THAT'S TAKEN CARE OF... CERTAIN DEMONS WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS (MOSTLY BECAUSE I TOASTED THEIR BONES. OOPS.) HAD TAKEN TO TAUNTING ME ABOUT GOING SOFT. THEY SAID I'M NOT SCARY ANYMORE, NOT DEADLY. NOT THE HORSEMAN I USED TO BE.
I DIDN'T WIN BEST HORSEMAN AWARD FOR BEING ADORABLE! IT'S BECAUSE I TERRIFY YOU! AS IT SHOULD BE.
BUT CLEARLY WE ALL NEED A REMINDER OF WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF.
*TWISTS HIS RING*
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CLICK HERE FOR WHAT PESTI JUST DID TO YOU 8D (SORRY IT'S LONG) THAT'SWHATSHESAID)