I KNOW WAR HASN'T BEEN AROUND SO MUCH LATELY... TURNS OUT IT WAS BECAUSE HE WAS GETTING ROOMS SET UP FOR THE TWINS. AND THEY LOOK FANTASTIC.
I LOVE THEM, DEAR, YOU'RE AMAZING. <3
SO ANYWAY, THIS MORNING HE WAS SHOWING ME AROUND, AND WE WERE DISCUSSING THE NEED TO FIND SOME MORE STUFF LIKE THIS:
![](http://img.inkfrog.com/pix/alexiskleegrandma/SKULLS_PORTACRIB.jpg)
(BECAUSE REALLY, IT'S SO DIFFICULT TO FIND GOOD HORSEBABY-THEMED STUFF THESE DAYS, IT'S ALL BALLOONS AND HEARTS AND PASTELS)
AND BASICALLY EVERYTHING WAS RATHER SICKENINGLY DOMESTIC. LUCKILY THAT DIDN'T LAST LONG, BECAUSE I WAS LIKE "O.o SOOOOOO, NOT TO PUT A DAMPER ON THE INTERIOR DECORATING BUT I THINK THE KIDS ARE COMING~"
SO WE PHONED ADAM AND THEN BAMFED OVER TO THE HOSPITAL AND I'M NOT GOING TO GO INTO DETAIL ABOUT THE REST OF IT, EXCEPT TO SAY THAT I HAVE NO PLANS TO EVER DO THAT AGAIN, THANKYOU. AND I'LL SEND FLOWERS OR SOMETHING TO THE FAMILY OF THAT ONE NURSE.
ANYWAY. PLEASE WELCOME THE NEWEST AND BY FAR THE MOST ADORABLE ADDITIONS TO THIS LAND OF UTTER FUCKERY: