A TALE LOOSELY BASED UPON MY LIFE.
THE NIGHT LUCIFER WORE HIS WOLF SUIT.
AND MADE MISCHIEF OF ONE KIND AND ANOTHER.
HIS BROTHER MICHAEL CALLED HIM "DEMON!"
AND LUCIFER SAID "I'LL EAT YOU UP!"
SO HE WAS SENT TO HELL. WITHOUT EATING ANYTHING.
THAT NIGHT IN HELL, A FIRE GREW TIL HELL'S CEILING WAS IN FLAMES AND THE WALLS BECAME BRIMSTONE ALL AROUND
AND A LAKE OF FIRE TUMBLED BY WITH A PRIVATE BOAT FOR LUCIFER.
AND HE SAILED OFF THROUGH THE NIGHT AND DAY AND IN AND OUT OF WEEKS AND ALMOST OVER A YEAR TO WHERE THE DEMONS ARE!
AND WHEN HE CAME TO THE PLACE WHERE THE DEMONS ARE, THEY ROARED THEIR TERRIBLE ROARS. AND GNASHED THEIR TERRIBLE TEETH, AND ROLLED THEIR TERRIBLE EYES AND AND SHOWED THEIR TERRIBLE CLAWS.
TIL LUCIFER SAID "BE STILL"
AND TAMED THEM WITH THE MAGIC TRICK OF STARING INTO ALL THEIR BLACK EYES WITHOUT BLINKING ONCE.
AND THEY WERE FRIGHTENED AND CALLED HIM THE MOST DEMONIC THING OF ALL AND MADE HIM KING OF ALL DEMONS
"AND NOW!" CRIED LUCIFER, "LET THE APOCALYPSE START!!"
Click to view"NOW STOP!" LUCIFER SAID AND SENT THE DEMONS OFF TO BED WITHOUT THEIR SUPPER.
AND LUCIFER, THE KING OF ALL DEMONS WAS LONELY AND WANTED TO BE WHERE SOMEONE LOVED HIM BEST OF ALL.
THEN ALL AROUND FROM FAR AWAY ACROSS HELL, HE SMELLED GOOD THINGS TO EAT.
SO HE GAVE UP BEING KING OF THE DEMONS.
BUT THE DEMONS CRIED! "OH PLEASE DON'T GO! WE'LL EAT YOU UP! WE LOVE YOU SO!"
AND LUCIFER SAID "NO!"
THE DEMONS ROARED THEIR TERRIBLE ROARS AND GNASHED THEIR TERRIBLE TEETH AND ROLLED THEIR TERRIBLE EYES AND SHOWED THEIR TERRIBLE CLAWS.
BUT LUCIFER STEPPED INTO HIS PRIVATE BOAT AND WAVED GOODBYE*
AND SAILED BACK OVER A YEAR AND IN AND OUT OF WEEKS AND THROUGH A DAY AND INTO THE NIGHT OF HIS VERY OWN HEAVEN
WHERE HE FOUND HIS SUPPER WAITING FOR HIM.
AND IT WAS STILL HOT.
*(EXCEPT TO LILITH WHO CAME WITH HIM, OBVIOUSLY, BECAUSE HE LOVED HER BUT THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY THAT WE WON'T GET INTO NOW FOR TIME'S SAKE)
IS IT TERRIBLE?