IF YOU'RE DEAD, YOU BETTER STAY DEAD. CAUSE IF NOT, WE'RE GONNA KILL YOU!
GHOSTFACERS REUNITE AND IT FEELS SO GOOD AS I WE LET GO OF THE PAST.*
MAGGIE GOT ME THIS SHIRT:
AND AS A SIGN OF GOODWILL TOWARDS ALL MEN HER, I GOT HER THIS:
AND THIS FOR MY ED:
THESE ARE NOW THE NEW UNIFORMS FOR THE GHOSTFACERS!
AFTER WE HIT THE ROAD IN BETSY THE BEST GHOSTFACING ROCKETSHIP VAN EVER
WE HIT A LITTLE DETOUR.
THANKS TO ED
AND THEN ANOTHER ONE
THANKS TO MAGGIE.
AND THEN ANOTHER ONE.. THIS ONE WAS MY BAD!
I FOUND A BAG OF WEED IN THE BACK OF BETSY THE VAN AND WE DECIDED TO PULL INTO A HOTEL TO SMOKE IT. THE BAG WAS FROM WHEN WE WERE KIDS................... BUT WEED NEVER GOES BAD, RIGHT?
ME: DO YOU FEEL ANYTHING?
MAGGIE: NO.
ME: WAIT, DID I JUST ASK IF YOU FEEL ANYTHING?
MAGGIE: HO SHIT! WE'RE STONED! HARRY, YOU ARE THE MOST WONDERFUL, PRETTY, SEXY... YOU KNOW.... THING. I AM REALLY, REALLY, REALLY GLAD WE'RE FRIENDS AGAIN.
ME: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
MAGGIE: GOD! I FEEL OLD, TIRED AND HUNGRY.
ED: NOBODY LOVES ME.
ME: WHAT WAS THAT!!!! ... MAGGIE, I WANT TO BATHE IN YOUR HAIR.
MAGGIE MOVED THE CURTAIN AND...
MAGGIE: OHHHHHHHHHH HI ED! WE THOUGHT YOU WENT HOME.
ED: WOULD YOU LOOK AT ME. I. GOT. NOTHING. NO MEANINGFUL JOB, NO MOTHER, NO HUSBAND, NO FAMILY. IT'S JUST ME... IT'S JUST ME AND MY GANJA.
THIS WAS MAGGIE AND I:
ED: IS THIS THE SINK? I AM SHRINKING?
AND THEN MAGGIE AND I NEARLY DIED BECAUSE WE WERE LAUGHING SO HARD. AGAIN.
I MAY HAVE TALKED MAGGIE INTO GETTING TO THIS THING:
...... AND THEN REFUSED TO LET HER OUT. OOPS? SHE ENDED UP GETTING VERY ANGRY.
ONCE WE SOBERED UP AND STOPPED FIGHTING, WE HIT THE ROAD AGAIN! THIS WAS THE GHOST THAT WAS HAUNTING THE FAMILY WE WERE THERE TO HELP:
HE DIDN'T SEEM LIKE A MEAN GHOST
ALTHOUGH HE WAS WATCHING THE LITTLE GIRL OF THE HOUSE SLEEP:
IT KIND OF REMINDED ME OF WHEN ED WAS A VAMPIRE....
BUT WE ARE IN THE BUSINESS OF KICKING ASS, TAKING NAMES AND NOT BEING FRIENDLY TO THOSE WE'RE SENT TO HUNT. AND HOW DID WE DO THIS?
PLEASE IGNORE THE LAST PART...............
WE SAVED THE DAY!
AND NOW ALL IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD.
... ALSO? I FOUND THIS:
(OOC: PRETEND IT SAYS 10,000 GALLEONS ON THEIR HEADS)
WHAT DID WE DO?
*Except not really... We are just not going to talk about it anymore.