Well, that's one step towards progress--

[shampayn]

 
I've found a place for those of us that're lost to stay free of charge because it pays to be hot and have big tits--it's a little place, but there seems to be enough rooms for all of us. Some of us will have to bunk together, but I think this will work.

Comments

[th_sam]

Is there a duel arena?

[shampayn]

A--duel arena?

[treehouse_luci]

HE MEANS WITH CARDS. HE DOESN'T LIKE REAL DUELS.

[shampayn]

Oh.

-double take- Wait, what are /you/ doing in here?

[treehouse_luci]

*SMIRKS*

I WAS LOOKING FOR MY JIGGLYPUFF.

[shampayn]

-arches eyebrow-

Jigglypuff isn't /yours/, it's a living creature with its own home and its own family.

[treehouse_luci]

PFFFFT. WHATEVER.

[shampayn]

You're gonna "whatever" about its life?

[treehouse_luci]

NO I'M WHATEVERING YOUR ASSUMPTION THAT I'M NOT ITS FAMILY. I LOVE IT AND TAKE CARE OF IT.

AND ALSO YOUR BOOBS LOOK FAKE.

[shampayn]

Well, you aren't. You have no idea where it came from or who it could belong to; you're totally disregarding the fact that it has a life of its own just because you want to keep it and cuddle it. It has a purpose and I'm pretty positive that that purpose doesn't revolve around being cute for you.

-tilts head- Fake? How can breasts be fake?

[treehouse_luci]

IF THEY WERE REAL, YOU WOULD PROBABLY BE FALLING OVER ALL THE TIME. THEY'D BE TOO HEAVY FOR YOU TO WALK UPRIGHT, LET ALONE MOVE LIKE YOU DO.

[shampayn]

I don't understand how one could have "fake" breasts, but mine are definitely real, and I don't fall over all the time, I'm a trained ninja.

[treehouse_luci]

WOMEN HERE DO IT ALL THE TIME. GET PLASTIC BOOBS

AW CUTE. DO YOU SHOUT HI YA?

[shampayn]

Well where I'm from, they don't. And that sounds painful.

-fumes- Watch it.

[treehouse_luci]

YOU DO DON'T YOU?

AND YOUR ARCH ENEMY IS A PIRATE, AMIRITE?

[shampayn]