MY MOM JUST LEFT.

Sep 26, 2010 15:40


PLEASE TELL US WHAT HAPPENED! OH OKAY!


I PICKED HER UP FROM THE AIRPORT AND SHE LOOKED LIKE THIS:



AFTER WE GOT HOME, SHE TOOK ONE LOOK AT PESTI AND RAN UPSTAIRS... AND THIS IS HOW SHE CAME DOWN:



SHE HUGGED PESTI FOR WAY TOO LONG!

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(OOC: @ :28 AND PESTI = THE RED HEAD)

THIS HAPPENED (OOC: NSFW LINK TAKES YOU TO MY JOURNAL)

MY MOM FOUND THIS PICTURE

 
YES I DID TAKE A RANDOM PICTURE OF A FATHER WITH HIS DAUGHTER AT THE BEACH

AND THIS ONE



AND THEN:



SHE ASKED TO SPEAK TO ME IN PRIVATE:



I DON'T WANT TO TAKE ABOUT IT *;___;*

MY MOM DOES NAKED YOGA IN THE MORNING. AND NO THERE ARE NO PICTURES OF THIS.

MY MOM SAID SHE WANTED TO GO WEDDING SHOPPING............................ BUT I WASN'T INVITED.


I DIDN'T WANT TO GO ANYWAYS!!!

MY MOM THEN TOOK PESTI OUT FOR DINNER WHILE I WAS HOME. ALONE.



OMG WHAT DID THEY DO? WHAT DID THEY TALK ABOUT? I DON'T KNOW!!!

THEN FINALLY CAME HOME AND WE WATCHED TV TOGETHER! EVERYTHING WAS FINE UNTIL MY MOM ASKED ME SO SWITCH PLACES WITH PESTI:


NO. BIG. DEAL. MY MOM GOT HIM THAT OUTFIT.

SHE FOUND OUT PESTI IS A DOCTOR AND SHE WAS ALL *_____*

SHE ASKED IF PESTI WOULD GIVE HER A MAMMOGRAM. I SAID. NO. SHE THEN ASKED US ABOUT KIDS SHE IS MEAN OMG! SHE KNOWS HOW I AM AND TOLD PESTI SHE WOULD GIVE US HIM A BABY but it would have to happen the old fashion way.

I OBVIOUSLY WON'T LET THIS HAPPEN!

HARRY, DID ANYTHING GOOD HAPPEN WHILE YOUR MOM WAS IN TOWN? YES! SHE LOVES PESTI MAYBE A LITTLE TOO MUCH BUT I'LL TAKE IT AND THIS:



AND THEN SHE WENT HOME!

ALSO? I FOUND 9 OF THESE AROUND THE HOUSE:


UM, PESTI... WANT TO HELP ME FIND THE LAST CAMERA?

no magical gifs sorry sir, harry is smart dean, harry is back from hell, maggie is hormonal, pesti is a fine bitch, harry, harry almighty, pesti loves harry 8), pestilence loves your face

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