Dear Sam <3
So a while back Sam told me that if I went on a quest for him he would let me hold him and love him and he'd be mine~ <333
So I immediately set out on that quest and it has take me much longer than anticipated to complete it however...I have finally done it! All the time travel and all the dimension hopping was for this single triumphant moment!
The first step was obviously getting the:
that he asked for. To do this I had to pop right in when Eris showed up:
When she threw her little hissy fit over Hermes not letting in to the wedding of Thetis and Peleus I tried to snatch up the apple alas it was not to be. So I followed:
Athena, Hera and Aphrodite to their ridiculous Beauty Pageant judged by Paris. Who of course thought with his dick and not his head, he choose Aphrodite who offered him great vagoo I mean...Helen of Troy. Righhht shoulda read the fine print there bucko, turns out...she was married. Anyways at that point I swooped in bonked the naked chick with the fantastic ass in the head and stole the apple. 8D I HAZ THE APPLE!! Oh and then shit went down.
Followed by some:
And at that point I just got the hell out of dodge because...yeah...yeesh you mud monkeys are brutal~
Anyways it was then time for my second task impersonating The Govenator as he was when he was Mr. Universe back in the ass crack of time...or in other words:
Minus the dragons. So I went up to the dude and was like, 'Yo take a breather'. Fool was so grateful but you know what they say, you give someone an inch and they take a mile. Which leads me to this piece of advice, if a brother wants to help you out ITS PURELY FOR SELFISH REASONS. I am an angel~ What ever your thoughts on that are aside. IF YOU THINK YOU THINK YOU CAN DITCH THE WHOLE KEEP GAIA AND URANUS APART THING ON ME, GUESS AGAIN! Fool learned his lesson and it was a pretty painful one for him to learn. But he had to LEARN IT. Shit punk was the reason I didn't get back sooner.
Anyways after keeping up the whole keep 'em apart thing for almost a whole month I was anxious to return to my Sammy-Abs <333. I took flight immediately and came upon my third task. I became this:
No! NOT A BOOK YOU BRAINLESS MORON, WASTE OF AIR! I became the Lightning Thief...again not the kid that looks eerily like Adam but a real ninja of the night! I stole Zeus's lightning and let me tell you it was not easy. But think I did a fairly good job blending in:
I was rocking the sandals and robe and everything...granted the whole Monotheistic thing kinda blew my cover but hey let it never be said I don't know shit about pagans...THANK CHUCK FOR GABRIEL AND HIS MOUTH THAT NEVER STOPS. I kinda mouthed my way through things until Ares pissed me off, honestly. That little arrogant shit thought he was better at instigating wars and all that jazz, or maybe I was just not really listening because he was all blah blah blah blah, my sword is great, blah blah blah blah. OK KE$HA, THANKS BUT GO AWAY OK?
Anyways, I got a little angry...just a little and might have smited him...HEY I BROUGHT HIM BACK OK?! I had to dimension hop a bit and you know he's kind of permanently gone from...somewhere BUT CHUCK ALMIGHTY! You kill one little pagan god and then they all get asshurt! So I took Zeus's lighting bolts and left because those gods don't know how to RELAX! I might have blown up a city or two on my way out.
So then I realized I had one more task to do but I had kinda blown it at that point with the gods of that realm so I hopped over to a new dimension where I had to sit around for...a good long time. And I saw Athena be born...out of Zeus's head...she was like a popped pimple it WAS DISGUSTING.
So Athena was all, 'I AM A GREAT WARRIOR BUT I HATES THE FIGHT IF WE CAN NEGOTIATE~' So I thought to myself...threaten to smite her favorite little place Athens and get myself the woven tapestry Sammylicious asked for. So I was like, "Bitch gimme your tapestry" and she hit me...hard. It hurt...a lot :(
Three guesses who I was :(
Anyways I realized 'SCARE DA BITCH' wasn't going to work since it felt a little less like this:
And a little more like this:
So I thought to myself, Uriel you are a smart little angel. How can we take this tapestry and run? And then I realized. STEAL THAT SHIT AND RUN! RUN FORREST RUUUUNNN!
So I geared up I was like, "YO ATHENA!!!"
and then it was like:
I was the one in the middle. Then I looked at all my treasures and I smiled because I knew that with everything I had accomplished it was time.
So Sam...::takes a long deep breath::
::starts to shake:: UM OK HERE GOES:
DEAR SAM, I KNOW THAT MY BEHAVIOR TOWARDS YOU WAS NEVER REALLY POLITE...AT ALL. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT MY FEELINGS FOR YOU RIGHT NOW ARE NOT REAL. I LOVE YOU. A LOT. I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU AS I HOPE THIS JOURNEY PROVED.
I WOULD CARRY THE WEIGHT OF THE SKY AND IF NEED BE THE WORLD FOR YOU.
I WOULD TRAVEL TIME/SPACE/DIMENSIONS FOR YOU.
IF YOU ASKED FOR THE MOON AND THE STARS I WOULD BRING THEM TO YOU.
I WOULD DO ANYTHING, ANYTHING FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST THAT AMAZING AND WONDERFUL AND YOU DESERVE IT. YOU ARE SUCH A GIFT TO THIS WORLD.
SAM...
SO UM...::gets down on one knee::
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
(ooc: WHAT A H0R THIS POST WAS! Lol Uriel proposing is all derp but its late, I can get away with this can't I? ::puppy eyes:: Also I am not switching the video ::glares at youtube:: I've already spent too much time on this post...)
So I immediately set out on that quest and it has take me much longer than anticipated to complete it however...I have finally done it! All the time travel and all the dimension hopping was for this single triumphant moment!
The first step was obviously getting the:
that he asked for. To do this I had to pop right in when Eris showed up:
When she threw her little hissy fit over Hermes not letting in to the wedding of Thetis and Peleus I tried to snatch up the apple alas it was not to be. So I followed:
Athena, Hera and Aphrodite to their ridiculous Beauty Pageant judged by Paris. Who of course thought with his dick and not his head, he choose Aphrodite who offered him great vagoo I mean...Helen of Troy. Righhht shoulda read the fine print there bucko, turns out...she was married. Anyways at that point I swooped in bonked the naked chick with the fantastic ass in the head and stole the apple. 8D I HAZ THE APPLE!! Oh and then shit went down.
Followed by some:
And at that point I just got the hell out of dodge because...yeah...yeesh you mud monkeys are brutal~
Anyways it was then time for my second task impersonating The Govenator as he was when he was Mr. Universe back in the ass crack of time...or in other words:
Minus the dragons. So I went up to the dude and was like, 'Yo take a breather'. Fool was so grateful but you know what they say, you give someone an inch and they take a mile. Which leads me to this piece of advice, if a brother wants to help you out ITS PURELY FOR SELFISH REASONS. I am an angel~ What ever your thoughts on that are aside. IF YOU THINK YOU THINK YOU CAN DITCH THE WHOLE KEEP GAIA AND URANUS APART THING ON ME, GUESS AGAIN! Fool learned his lesson and it was a pretty painful one for him to learn. But he had to LEARN IT. Shit punk was the reason I didn't get back sooner.
Anyways after keeping up the whole keep 'em apart thing for almost a whole month I was anxious to return to my Sammy-Abs <333. I took flight immediately and came upon my third task. I became this:
No! NOT A BOOK YOU BRAINLESS MORON, WASTE OF AIR! I became the Lightning Thief...again not the kid that looks eerily like Adam but a real ninja of the night! I stole Zeus's lightning and let me tell you it was not easy. But think I did a fairly good job blending in:
I was rocking the sandals and robe and everything...granted the whole Monotheistic thing kinda blew my cover but hey let it never be said I don't know shit about pagans...THANK CHUCK FOR GABRIEL AND HIS MOUTH THAT NEVER STOPS. I kinda mouthed my way through things until Ares pissed me off, honestly. That little arrogant shit thought he was better at instigating wars and all that jazz, or maybe I was just not really listening because he was all blah blah blah blah, my sword is great, blah blah blah blah. OK KE$HA, THANKS BUT GO AWAY OK?
Click to viewAnyways, I got a little angry...just a little and might have smited him...HEY I BROUGHT HIM BACK OK?! I had to dimension hop a bit and you know he's kind of permanently gone from...somewhere BUT CHUCK ALMIGHTY! You kill one little pagan god and then they all get asshurt! So I took Zeus's lighting bolts and left because those gods don't know how to RELAX! I might have blown up a city or two on my way out.
So then I realized I had one more task to do but I had kinda blown it at that point with the gods of that realm so I hopped over to a new dimension where I had to sit around for...a good long time. And I saw Athena be born...out of Zeus's head...she was like a popped pimple it WAS DISGUSTING.
So Athena was all, 'I AM A GREAT WARRIOR BUT I HATES THE FIGHT IF WE CAN NEGOTIATE~' So I thought to myself...threaten to smite her favorite little place Athens and get myself the woven tapestry Sammylicious asked for. So I was like, "Bitch gimme your tapestry" and she hit me...hard. It hurt...a lot :(
Three guesses who I was :(
Anyways I realized 'SCARE DA BITCH' wasn't going to work since it felt a little less like this:
And a little more like this:
So I thought to myself, Uriel you are a smart little angel. How can we take this tapestry and run? And then I realized. STEAL THAT SHIT AND RUN! RUN FORREST RUUUUNNN!
So I geared up I was like, "YO ATHENA!!!"
and then it was like:
I was the one in the middle. Then I looked at all my treasures and I smiled because I knew that with everything I had accomplished it was time.
So Sam...::takes a long deep breath::
::starts to shake:: UM OK HERE GOES:
DEAR SAM, I KNOW THAT MY BEHAVIOR TOWARDS YOU WAS NEVER REALLY POLITE...AT ALL. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT MY FEELINGS FOR YOU RIGHT NOW ARE NOT REAL. I LOVE YOU. A LOT. I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU AS I HOPE THIS JOURNEY PROVED.
I WOULD CARRY THE WEIGHT OF THE SKY AND IF NEED BE THE WORLD FOR YOU.
I WOULD TRAVEL TIME/SPACE/DIMENSIONS FOR YOU.
IF YOU ASKED FOR THE MOON AND THE STARS I WOULD BRING THEM TO YOU.
I WOULD DO ANYTHING, ANYTHING FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST THAT AMAZING AND WONDERFUL AND YOU DESERVE IT. YOU ARE SUCH A GIFT TO THIS WORLD.
SAM...
SO UM...::gets down on one knee::
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
(ooc: WHAT A H0R THIS POST WAS! Lol Uriel proposing is all derp but its late, I can get away with this can't I? ::puppy eyes:: Also I am not switching the video ::glares at youtube:: I've already spent too much time on this post...)