WELL HI THERE!
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SOME OF YOU MIGHT REMEMBER US, YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD PAGAN GODS! I'M MADGE CARRIGAN, AND I'M HERE WITH MY DARLING HUSBAND EDWARD (YES, THAT'S RIGHT, I HAD AN EDWARD LONG BEFORE IT BECAME ALL THE RAGE YOU KNOW). WE'VE BEEN AWAY FOR A WHILE DUE TO AN UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT INVOLVING A COUPLE OF SCROOGES-WHO-SHALL-REMAIN-NAMELESS. BUT YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD PAGAN GOD DOWN, AND ALL THOSE SWEET LITTLE CHILDREN WHO BELIEVE IN MR AND MRS CLAUS HELPED BRING US BACK FROM... WE'RE NOT EXACTLY SURE WHERE, ACTUALLY.
WE WERE HOPING TO VISIT THIS FASCINATING PLACE SOONER, BUT WE WERE OFF CELEBRATING 'CHRISTMAS IN JULY' IN AUSTRALIA (WHAT A MARVELLOUS IDEA, HAVING CHRISTMAS TWICE A YEAR!) AND THINGS GOT A LITTLE OUT OF HAND. THEN WE DECIDED TO STAY AND SEE WHO WON THE AUSTRALIAN ELECTION, BOY WAS THAT EVER A MISTAKE!
WE'RE HOME NOW THOUGH, AND LOOKING FORWARD TO RESUMING OUR BRIDGE NIGHTS ON TUESDAYS AND FRIDAYS. ISN'T THAT EXCITING!
(P.S: EDWARD SAYS YOU SHOULD ALL TRY THE FRUIT CAKE I JUST BAKED. HE'S SUCH A SWEETHEART.)
(P.P.S: ISN'T THIS NEWFANGLED TECHNOLOGY MARVELLOUS?)