*GIVES OUT APPLICATIONS*
SO ME AND JESS ARE GETTING READY FOR JUST A SMALL LITTLE FAMILY DINNER AND I DIDNT WANT MY POOR DEANPEA TO BE THERE WITHOUT ANYONE SO I PUT TOGETHER THIS APPLICATION TO PIC A BLIND DATE FOR HIM. PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIENDS.
Application to be on a blind date with Dean
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Idea of a perfect date:
Dean's favourite food:
Dean's most important value:
Dean experiences regular bouts of manpain, what would you do to ease him of such pain?
Your favourite coat hanger (plz provide a pic):
How would you feel if you stumbled upon Dean in ladies underwear?
Describe yourself in one word:
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Any past criminal records?
Would you be willing to put up with kittens and other such small fluffy animals so that Dean could be happy?
Are you opposed to the idea of having children?
When was the last time you went to the doctor for a fertility check up? You're good yes?
Last sexual partner reference(name/age/number/email/experience):
Are you free evenings and weekends?
Deadline: This sunday.
Application to be on a blind date with Dean
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Idea of a perfect date:
Dean's favourite food:
Dean's most important value:
Dean experiences regular bouts of manpain, what would you do to ease him of such pain?
Your favourite coat hanger (plz provide a pic):
How would you feel if you stumbled upon Dean in ladies underwear?
Describe yourself in one word:
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Any past criminal records?
Would you be willing to put up with kittens and other such small fluffy animals so that Dean could be happy?
Are you opposed to the idea of having children?
When was the last time you went to the doctor for a fertility check up? You're good yes?
Last sexual partner reference(name/age/number/email/experience):
Are you free evenings and weekends?
Deadline: This sunday.