REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WE GOT FORCED INTO A FREAKSHOW? ..........
SO I DECIDED I NEEDED TO GO... SOMEWHERE. ANYWHERE. WHEREVER MY FEET WOULD TAKE ME SINCE APPARENTLY I'M NOT ALLOWED TO RIDE A BIKE ANYMORE :|||, AND JESS ENDED UP JOINING ME. WE ENDED UP AT A LESS THAN STELLAR PLACE.
WE MET THIS GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF MR. KITE. REAL CREEPER.
SO I GUESS HE AND HIS FRIEND LARTEN
RUN THIS CARNIVALE, AND WHEN THEY SAW US, THEY WANTED TO RECRUIT US TO JOIN THEIR GROUP. IN FACT, THEY MADE US JOIN FOR A LITTLE WHILE :( MOSTLY BECAUSE LARTEN'S ACTUALLY A VAMPIRE AND THREATENED TO EAT US IF WE DIDN'T.
WHEN I TRIED TO EXPLAIN THAT I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND JESS IS MARRIED, SO WE COULDN'T POSSIBLY DO THE KISSING BOOTH, THEY TOLD ME THAT "IT'S NOT CHEATING IF IT'S FOR WORK." BUT WE STILL REFUSED. BUT LARTEN APPARENTLY TOOK A LIKING TO ME
SO HE DIDN'T KILL US. SEE? I CAN BE USEFUL SOMETIMES. BUT THIS SEEMED TO PISS OFF HIS WIFE
WHO KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN SALMA HAYEK AND HARRY'S MOM AND LATER, JESS AND I OVERHEARD HER LITTLE MINION FRIENDS PLOTTING OUR DEMISE DDDDDD: THEY EVEN HAVE A COFFIN SET UP FOR BOTH OF US.
THEY TOOK OUR PHONES, SO WE HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO CALL FOR HELP, AND NOW JESS AND I ARE JUST LIKE
SOOOOOOOOOOOO...
SEND HELP.
WE MET THIS GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF MR. KITE. REAL CREEPER.
Click to viewSO I GUESS HE AND HIS FRIEND LARTEN
RUN THIS CARNIVALE, AND WHEN THEY SAW US, THEY WANTED TO RECRUIT US TO JOIN THEIR GROUP. IN FACT, THEY MADE US JOIN FOR A LITTLE WHILE :( MOSTLY BECAUSE LARTEN'S ACTUALLY A VAMPIRE AND THREATENED TO EAT US IF WE DIDN'T.
WHEN I TRIED TO EXPLAIN THAT I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND JESS IS MARRIED, SO WE COULDN'T POSSIBLY DO THE KISSING BOOTH, THEY TOLD ME THAT "IT'S NOT CHEATING IF IT'S FOR WORK." BUT WE STILL REFUSED. BUT LARTEN APPARENTLY TOOK A LIKING TO ME
SO HE DIDN'T KILL US. SEE? I CAN BE USEFUL SOMETIMES. BUT THIS SEEMED TO PISS OFF HIS WIFE
WHO KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN SALMA HAYEK AND HARRY'S MOM AND LATER, JESS AND I OVERHEARD HER LITTLE MINION FRIENDS PLOTTING OUR DEMISE DDDDDD: THEY EVEN HAVE A COFFIN SET UP FOR BOTH OF US.
THEY TOOK OUR PHONES, SO WE HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO CALL FOR HELP, AND NOW JESS AND I ARE JUST LIKE
SOOOOOOOOOOOO...
SEND HELP.