DIARY OF A GHOSTFACER. (RECAP POST)
DEAR DIARY JOURNAL,
YES, I’M STILL A CHICK. IT’S NOT THAT BAD, ACTUALLY. I KIND OF LIKE THESE BOOB THINGS NOW.
ALRIGHT, SO I THINK I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE WHEN I SAY THIS WEEK HAS BEEN DEPRESSING AS FUCK. EVERYTHING FROM PATERNITY DRAMA TO PEOPLE GOING TO HELL. YEAH. ONE OF THOSE WEEKS.
HARRY MANAGED TO RECONNECT WITH HIS MOTHER, FIRST OF ALL. WHICH IS AWESOME. I’M GLAD FOR YOU MAN. AT LEAST YOUR MOTHER IS SANE. THINGS GOT INTERESTING, HOWEVER, WHEN GABE SHOWED UP AND REALIZED THAT HE HAD RELATIONS WITH HER (WHO LOOKS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE SERENDIPITY FROM DOGMA IF YOU ASK ME.) RIGHT AROUND THE SAME TIME HARRY WAS UH, CONCEIVED.
IN SHORT, GABE IS HARRY’S FATHER. YEAH. JUST…TAKE A MOMENT TO UH, LET THAT ONE SINK IN. (GOD KNOWS IT TOOK HARRY FOREVER TO FIGURE IT OUT. I LOVE YOU HARRY, BUT SOMETIMES YOU’RE AS DENSE AS THAT PET ROCK YOU ONCE OWNED.)
ANYWAY, PEOPLE WERE GENERALLY HAPPY FOR HARRY, AND KIND OF FREAKED OUT THAT HE MIGHT BE GABE’S SON. OF COURSE, HARRY THEN PROCEEDED TO FREAK PEOPLE OUT WITH HIS SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, LEADING TO A TENSE CONVERSATION WITH TESSA, AND HARRY ASKING AVA TO KILL HIM. >:(
ANNA, BEING AMAZING AND WONDERFUL, ALSO CHATS WITH HARRY ABOUT HIS PATERNITY ISSUES. BOTH OF THEM.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, I KIND OF FORGOT ABOUT THOSE MORNING AFTER PILLS. SO UM…*AWKWARD*
MOVING ON, YELLOW EYES RETURNED, HEARING ABOUT DEATH CONSTANTLY KILLING AVA, LEADING TO A RATHER INTIMIATE RECONCILIATION WITH AVA. ALSO, PESTI SHOWS UP AS A GIRL, THANKS TO CASEY. (AND NOT A BAD LOOKING ONE AT THAT, EITHER.)
NEXT, WAR CHANGES HIMSELF INTO A GIRL FOR A, ER, NIGHT ON THE TOWN IN PARIS WITH LILITH AND TESSA. HE TWISTED HIS RING AND WORKED HIS MOJO ON TESSA, WHO TURNED INTO SOMETHING NOT QUITE HERSELF. OF COURSE, EVERYONE IS INSTANTLY CONCERNED. AND BY EVERYONE, I MEAN, EVERYONE WHO IS NOT WAR OR LILITH. GABE ALMOST TAKES ADVANTAGE, BUT ELLEN AND DEAN STEPPED IN, MAKING SURE THINGS DIDN’T GO TOO FAR.
TESSA AND LILITH, MEANWHILE, PLOTTED THINGS INVOLVING DYNAMITE AND SCYTHES. THANKFULLY FOR PARIS, I DON’T THINK THEY GOT THAT FAR.
ELLEN, BEING A BAMF, STEPS UP AND TELLS TESSA TO TAKE A CHILL PILL. A RATHER HEATED DISCUSSION FOLLOWS INVOLVING CLASS AND EXPENSIVE SHOES. MICHAEL ALSO TRIES TALKING SENSE INTO TESSA, BUT TO PRETTY MUCH NO AVAIL. PAST RELATIONSHIPS ARE BROUGHT UP, BUT I’M NOT GOING ANY FURTHER INTO THAT.
EVERYONE ELSE, IN THE MEAN TIME, CONFRONTS WAR ON WHAT A DICK MOVE IT WAS TO PULL ON TESSA. HEAR, HEAR!
ON A SLIGHTLY LESS BATSHIT, CLUSTERFUCK FRONT, MAGGIE AND PATRICK HOSTED A FAMILY DINNER TO CHRISTEN THEIR NEW HOME. PESTI, DEAN, AVA, JESS, ELLEN, ADAM, ANDY, AND MYSELF ALL WENT OVER FOR SOME GOOD EATS AND VIOLENT CONTACT SPORTS. NATURALLY. NORA TURNED ME BACK INTO A GUY FOR THE OCCASION, BUT I WENT BACK TO BEING TITS MCGEE AS SOON AS THE DINNER ENDED. GENERALLY, HOWEVER, PEOPLE HAD A GREAT TIME, AND IT WAS A NICE BREAK FROM THE SEEMINGLY NEVER ENDING STORMCLOUD OF EMO THAT SEEMS TO COVER THIS PLACE.
OF COURSE, THAT KIND OF HAPPINESS NEVER USUALLY LASTS LONG. GABE KICKED THE BUCKET NEXT, THANKS TO DEATH, AND WOUND UP JOINING LUCI AT BIBLE CAMP. *WINCE* MY CONDOLENCES TO THE BOTH OF YOU FOR HAVING TO ENDURE THAT PLACE. ALSO, APPARENTLY HARRY DIED AGAIN. (I THINK HE’S GOING FOR THE WORLD RECORD FOR MOST DEATHS. SORRY HARRY, BUT I THINK DEAN’S KIND OF GOT YOU BEAT ON THIS ONE. KIND OF HARD TO TOP DYING A HUNDRED DIFFERENT WAYS IN ONE DAY.)
TESSA SHOWS UP, ACTING LIKE…NOT HERSELF, AND STIRS UP SHIT WITH ADAM, MOSTLY. THANKFULLY, MICHAEL INTERVENES BEFORE THINGS COULD GET TOO HEATED. LILITH ALSO SEEMS LESS LIKE HERSELF AS OF LATE AS WELL, AS SEEN WHEN GABE CONFRONTS HER ON IT.
NEXT, PESTI FINALLY CALLS WAR OUT ON HIS CRAP. TESSA SHOWS UP, ONCE AGAIN, ACTING BITCHY TO JUST ABOUT EVERYONE. MAGGIE TRIES TO CALM HER DOWN BY…DOING THE VERBAL EQUIVALENT OF PRODDING A HORNET’S NEST WITH A STICK.
THANKFULLY, PATRICK INTERVENES BEFORE SHE CAN REALLY GET HERSELF HURT. PESTI AT LAST SEDATES TESSA AND MOVES HER SOMEWHERE SAFE WHERE SHE CAN’T HURT ANYONE ELSE, LEAST OF ALL HERSELF. ANNA, AGAIN, BEING THE AMAZING ANGEL THAT SHE IS, TAKES CARE OF THE RESIDENT, SEDATED!REAPER.
HARRY, MEANWHILE, THREATENS TO MAKE ANOTHER OFFER ONCE SPRUNG FROM LIMBO. PESTI TRIES TALKING SENSE INTO HIM, WHICH, IF YOU KNOW HARRY WELL, IS PRETTY MUCH LIKE TALKING TO A BRICK WALL.
CASEY, IN THE MEAN TIME, INVOKES HER INNER WILLOW IN AN ATTEMPT TO CURSE DEATH IN REVENGE FOR WHAT SHE DID TO AVA. I DON’T THINK IT ENTIRELY WORKED, HOWEVER. ANDY SEEMS LIKE HE WAS THE ONLY ONE REALLY AFFECTED.
AND WHILE ALL THIS WAS GOING DOWN, SAM WAS OUT MAKING USE OF HIS MORE FEMININE BODY AND POSING FOR SOME RATHER RISQUE PICTURES. I THINK JESS IS PLANNING ON FRAMING THEM. NOT SURE THOUGH. ANYWAY, EVERYONE PRETTY MUCH AGREED THAT THE PICTURES WERE HOT. EXCEPT FOR DEAN, WHO I THINK IS MENTALLY SCARRED FOR LIFE NOW.
THEN, NATURALLY, THE DRAMA LLAMA PART II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO HITS TREEHOUSE LIKE A SHITSTORM. WAR REVERTS TESSA BACK TO HERSELF, MUCH TO EVERYONE’S RELIEF. OF COURSE, WAR BEING WAR, HEALED TESSA WHILE WORKING SOME KIND OF MOJO ON ANDY, WHO NOW SEEMS…INFATUATED WITH DEATH.
DEATH, IN THE MEAN TIME, GOES TO FETCH HARRY FROM LIMBO, AND EVERYONE IS QUITE RELIEVED, INCLUDING PESTI WHO, IT SEEMS, HAS A THING WITH HARRY NOW? I STILL DON’T KNOW HOW…JUST. NO WORDS, AT THE MOMENT. SERIOUSLY, HARRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT. HARRY AND MAGGIE ALSO KIND OF RECONCILE, AND THEY TALK ABOUT VISITING WITH THEIR DOGS. PROGRESS IS PROGRESS, I SAY.
OF COURSE, NATURALLY, THINGS ONLY GET WORSE WHEN HARRY PROVOKES LILITH AND GETS HIMSELF DRAGGED TO HELL. ;__________;
ELLEN, WITH HER BAMF BARTENDING SKILLS, OPENS UP THE ROADHOUSE AS A SHELTER FROM THE CRAZY. TESSA RECONCILES WITH JESS AND ELLEN, DEATH TAKES A HOLIDAY IN BOOZE, AND LUCI AGREES TO MOVE IN WITH ANDY, AVA, AND PATCHES AT MY OLD APARTMENT. NO, I AM NOT HIGH OR MAKING ANY OF THAT LAST PART UP.
WAR THEN MAKES HIS GRAND DEPATURE BACK TO HELL AND FOR THE MOST PART PEOPLE WISH HIM WELL.
TESSA, NEWLY HERSELF AGAIN, NEXT GOES TO FETCH PATRICK BACK FROM HIS TIME SIX FEET UNDER. EVERYONE IS RELIEVED TO HAVE HIM HOME AGAIN, ESPECIALLY MAGGIE, WHO NOW KNOWS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO WATCH THE ONES YOU LOVE RECKLESSLY ENDANGER THEMSELVES. *COUGH*
LUCI AND GABE, TWO OF THE BAMFEST BAMFS TO EVER BAMF, FOLLOW SUIT SOON THEREAFTER FROM BIBLE CAMP. OF COURSE, JUST BEFORE THEY MADE THEIR DEPARTURE, THEY ER, LEFT THEIR MARK ON THE PLACE, SO TO SPEAK. *SMIRK* FROM BUCKING UNICORNS, TANGLED MESS HALLS, ER…INTERESTING FOOD FIGHTS THAT PROBABLY ENDED IN AN ORGY, AND THAT SOB RAGUEL FINALLY GETTING HIS, IT LOOKED TO BE QUITE THE ADVENTURE. MOST EVERYONE WAS RELIEVED TO SEE BOTH ANGELS BACK IN ONCE PIECE AND BIBLE CAMP LEFT IN RUINS. EXCEPT FOR RAPH, OF COURSE.
ADAM THEN PROCEEDED TO SHOW OFF THE AWESOMELY MEDIEVAL GARDEN HE MADE FOR JOHN AND MARY, PROVING ONCE AGAIN HOW BAMF HE REALLY IS. HEY, BUDDY, THINK YOU COULD MAKE SOMETHING LIKE THAT FOR THE COTTAGE? WE’RE GOING TO HAVE A NICE BACKYARD FOR IT.
SAM THEN HOSTED HIS USUAL ASK SAM, AND AS PER USUAL, THE QUESTIONS RANGED FROM THE MUNDANE TO THE LOVESICK. MAGGIE WAS THE SPECIAL GUEST THIS WEEK, AND I MUST SAY, SHE IS PRETTY WISE, THAT GIRL. GREAT JOB SIS!
BACK AT THE RANCH THE GEEK APARTMENT, LUCIFER APPEARS TO BE SETTLING IN QUITE NICELY. APPARENTLY AVA AND HIM ARE BEASTS AT ROCK BAND, PARTICULARLY MEAT LOAF SONGS. ALSO, ANDY IS BANNED FROM EVER EATING TAKE OUT AGAIN. EVER. AND PATCHES ALSO SHOWS UP, BEING ENDEARING. STILL CAN’T FIND THOSE LUCKY CHARMS, EH DUDE?
ADAM, IN A SURPRISE MOVE, THEN OPENED UP THE ROADHOUSE FOR EVERYONE. LUCI AND PATRICK TALK, AND MAGGIE GATECRASHES, SHOWING OFF HER RATHER POOR NINJA SKILLS. (SORRY SIS, BUT YOU WERE ALWAYS BAD AT SNEAKING.) LILITH TRIES AMBROSIA, WHICH ENDS RATHER BADLY. I SUPPOSE THAT STUFF’S ONLY MEANT FOR ANGELS. TESSA, BEING A GOOD FRIEND, HELPS LILITH OUT. GABE AND ANNA FLIRT AND ARE GENERALLY ADORABLE. ALL IN ALL, A RATHER QUIET NIGHT AT THE BAR, WHICH FEELS LIKE A FIRST.
SPEAKING OF INTERESTING NIGHTS, OUR FAVORITE DRACULA RETURNED TO US, LOOKING SLIGHTLY MORE XANDER SHAPED. APPARENTLY HE WENT TO REHAB FOR HIS SCARY MOVIE ADDICTION (SERIOUSLY, THERE’S A REHAB FOR EVERYTHING NOW) AND LOST HIS BELOVED HAUNTED CASTLE. TREEHOUSE GENERALLY LAUGHS AT HIM, BECAUSE WE REALLY ALL COULD USE A LAUGH OR TWO. GABE OFFERS TO RESTORE DRACCY SO LONG AS HE MAKES GOOD USE OF HIS ACCENT AND CAPE.
PATRICK THEN DEPARTED IN SEARCH OF HIS LOST MAGIC, BREAKING MAGGIE’S BIKE TIRES BEFORE HE LEFT. WHICH SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING EDWARD WOULD DO, HUH. BUT I KNOW HE MEANS WELL. HOPEFULLY, HE’LL COME BACK TO US IN ONE SHAPE, BACK TO THE MANWITCH WE ALL KNOW.
FINALLY, JOURNAL, WAR WROTE TO US FROM HELL, WHERE HE CAN APPARENTLY CREEP DEAN IN THE SHOWER FROM. WHICH ISN’T CREEPY AT ALL. BUT HE ALSO BOUGHT ASH A PLANE TICKET BACK FROM HIS ISLAND, SO THERE’S THAT GOOD NEWS, AT LEAST.
OH GOD, FINALLY DONE. I THINK I’LL GO CURL UP WITH A TUB OF BEN AND JERRY’S AND BEACHES…
(OOC: I know this is early, but I have work later today, and I wanted to get this done before more posts showed up, lol.)
YES, I’M STILL A CHICK. IT’S NOT THAT BAD, ACTUALLY. I KIND OF LIKE THESE BOOB THINGS NOW.
ALRIGHT, SO I THINK I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE WHEN I SAY THIS WEEK HAS BEEN DEPRESSING AS FUCK. EVERYTHING FROM PATERNITY DRAMA TO PEOPLE GOING TO HELL. YEAH. ONE OF THOSE WEEKS.
HARRY MANAGED TO RECONNECT WITH HIS MOTHER, FIRST OF ALL. WHICH IS AWESOME. I’M GLAD FOR YOU MAN. AT LEAST YOUR MOTHER IS SANE. THINGS GOT INTERESTING, HOWEVER, WHEN GABE SHOWED UP AND REALIZED THAT HE HAD RELATIONS WITH HER (WHO LOOKS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE SERENDIPITY FROM DOGMA IF YOU ASK ME.) RIGHT AROUND THE SAME TIME HARRY WAS UH, CONCEIVED.
IN SHORT, GABE IS HARRY’S FATHER. YEAH. JUST…TAKE A MOMENT TO UH, LET THAT ONE SINK IN. (GOD KNOWS IT TOOK HARRY FOREVER TO FIGURE IT OUT. I LOVE YOU HARRY, BUT SOMETIMES YOU’RE AS DENSE AS THAT PET ROCK YOU ONCE OWNED.)
ANYWAY, PEOPLE WERE GENERALLY HAPPY FOR HARRY, AND KIND OF FREAKED OUT THAT HE MIGHT BE GABE’S SON. OF COURSE, HARRY THEN PROCEEDED TO FREAK PEOPLE OUT WITH HIS SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, LEADING TO A TENSE CONVERSATION WITH TESSA, AND HARRY ASKING AVA TO KILL HIM. >:(
ANNA, BEING AMAZING AND WONDERFUL, ALSO CHATS WITH HARRY ABOUT HIS PATERNITY ISSUES. BOTH OF THEM.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, I KIND OF FORGOT ABOUT THOSE MORNING AFTER PILLS. SO UM…*AWKWARD*
MOVING ON, YELLOW EYES RETURNED, HEARING ABOUT DEATH CONSTANTLY KILLING AVA, LEADING TO A RATHER INTIMIATE RECONCILIATION WITH AVA. ALSO, PESTI SHOWS UP AS A GIRL, THANKS TO CASEY. (AND NOT A BAD LOOKING ONE AT THAT, EITHER.)
NEXT, WAR CHANGES HIMSELF INTO A GIRL FOR A, ER, NIGHT ON THE TOWN IN PARIS WITH LILITH AND TESSA. HE TWISTED HIS RING AND WORKED HIS MOJO ON TESSA, WHO TURNED INTO SOMETHING NOT QUITE HERSELF. OF COURSE, EVERYONE IS INSTANTLY CONCERNED. AND BY EVERYONE, I MEAN, EVERYONE WHO IS NOT WAR OR LILITH. GABE ALMOST TAKES ADVANTAGE, BUT ELLEN AND DEAN STEPPED IN, MAKING SURE THINGS DIDN’T GO TOO FAR.
TESSA AND LILITH, MEANWHILE, PLOTTED THINGS INVOLVING DYNAMITE AND SCYTHES. THANKFULLY FOR PARIS, I DON’T THINK THEY GOT THAT FAR.
ELLEN, BEING A BAMF, STEPS UP AND TELLS TESSA TO TAKE A CHILL PILL. A RATHER HEATED DISCUSSION FOLLOWS INVOLVING CLASS AND EXPENSIVE SHOES. MICHAEL ALSO TRIES TALKING SENSE INTO TESSA, BUT TO PRETTY MUCH NO AVAIL. PAST RELATIONSHIPS ARE BROUGHT UP, BUT I’M NOT GOING ANY FURTHER INTO THAT.
EVERYONE ELSE, IN THE MEAN TIME, CONFRONTS WAR ON WHAT A DICK MOVE IT WAS TO PULL ON TESSA. HEAR, HEAR!
ON A SLIGHTLY LESS BATSHIT, CLUSTERFUCK FRONT, MAGGIE AND PATRICK HOSTED A FAMILY DINNER TO CHRISTEN THEIR NEW HOME. PESTI, DEAN, AVA, JESS, ELLEN, ADAM, ANDY, AND MYSELF ALL WENT OVER FOR SOME GOOD EATS AND VIOLENT CONTACT SPORTS. NATURALLY. NORA TURNED ME BACK INTO A GUY FOR THE OCCASION, BUT I WENT BACK TO BEING TITS MCGEE AS SOON AS THE DINNER ENDED. GENERALLY, HOWEVER, PEOPLE HAD A GREAT TIME, AND IT WAS A NICE BREAK FROM THE SEEMINGLY NEVER ENDING STORMCLOUD OF EMO THAT SEEMS TO COVER THIS PLACE.
OF COURSE, THAT KIND OF HAPPINESS NEVER USUALLY LASTS LONG. GABE KICKED THE BUCKET NEXT, THANKS TO DEATH, AND WOUND UP JOINING LUCI AT BIBLE CAMP. *WINCE* MY CONDOLENCES TO THE BOTH OF YOU FOR HAVING TO ENDURE THAT PLACE. ALSO, APPARENTLY HARRY DIED AGAIN. (I THINK HE’S GOING FOR THE WORLD RECORD FOR MOST DEATHS. SORRY HARRY, BUT I THINK DEAN’S KIND OF GOT YOU BEAT ON THIS ONE. KIND OF HARD TO TOP DYING A HUNDRED DIFFERENT WAYS IN ONE DAY.)
TESSA SHOWS UP, ACTING LIKE…NOT HERSELF, AND STIRS UP SHIT WITH ADAM, MOSTLY. THANKFULLY, MICHAEL INTERVENES BEFORE THINGS COULD GET TOO HEATED. LILITH ALSO SEEMS LESS LIKE HERSELF AS OF LATE AS WELL, AS SEEN WHEN GABE CONFRONTS HER ON IT.
NEXT, PESTI FINALLY CALLS WAR OUT ON HIS CRAP. TESSA SHOWS UP, ONCE AGAIN, ACTING BITCHY TO JUST ABOUT EVERYONE. MAGGIE TRIES TO CALM HER DOWN BY…DOING THE VERBAL EQUIVALENT OF PRODDING A HORNET’S NEST WITH A STICK.
THANKFULLY, PATRICK INTERVENES BEFORE SHE CAN REALLY GET HERSELF HURT. PESTI AT LAST SEDATES TESSA AND MOVES HER SOMEWHERE SAFE WHERE SHE CAN’T HURT ANYONE ELSE, LEAST OF ALL HERSELF. ANNA, AGAIN, BEING THE AMAZING ANGEL THAT SHE IS, TAKES CARE OF THE RESIDENT, SEDATED!REAPER.
HARRY, MEANWHILE, THREATENS TO MAKE ANOTHER OFFER ONCE SPRUNG FROM LIMBO. PESTI TRIES TALKING SENSE INTO HIM, WHICH, IF YOU KNOW HARRY WELL, IS PRETTY MUCH LIKE TALKING TO A BRICK WALL.
CASEY, IN THE MEAN TIME, INVOKES HER INNER WILLOW IN AN ATTEMPT TO CURSE DEATH IN REVENGE FOR WHAT SHE DID TO AVA. I DON’T THINK IT ENTIRELY WORKED, HOWEVER. ANDY SEEMS LIKE HE WAS THE ONLY ONE REALLY AFFECTED.
AND WHILE ALL THIS WAS GOING DOWN, SAM WAS OUT MAKING USE OF HIS MORE FEMININE BODY AND POSING FOR SOME RATHER RISQUE PICTURES. I THINK JESS IS PLANNING ON FRAMING THEM. NOT SURE THOUGH. ANYWAY, EVERYONE PRETTY MUCH AGREED THAT THE PICTURES WERE HOT. EXCEPT FOR DEAN, WHO I THINK IS MENTALLY SCARRED FOR LIFE NOW.
THEN, NATURALLY, THE DRAMA LLAMA PART II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO HITS TREEHOUSE LIKE A SHITSTORM. WAR REVERTS TESSA BACK TO HERSELF, MUCH TO EVERYONE’S RELIEF. OF COURSE, WAR BEING WAR, HEALED TESSA WHILE WORKING SOME KIND OF MOJO ON ANDY, WHO NOW SEEMS…INFATUATED WITH DEATH.
DEATH, IN THE MEAN TIME, GOES TO FETCH HARRY FROM LIMBO, AND EVERYONE IS QUITE RELIEVED, INCLUDING PESTI WHO, IT SEEMS, HAS A THING WITH HARRY NOW? I STILL DON’T KNOW HOW…JUST. NO WORDS, AT THE MOMENT. SERIOUSLY, HARRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT. HARRY AND MAGGIE ALSO KIND OF RECONCILE, AND THEY TALK ABOUT VISITING WITH THEIR DOGS. PROGRESS IS PROGRESS, I SAY.
OF COURSE, NATURALLY, THINGS ONLY GET WORSE WHEN HARRY PROVOKES LILITH AND GETS HIMSELF DRAGGED TO HELL. ;__________;
ELLEN, WITH HER BAMF BARTENDING SKILLS, OPENS UP THE ROADHOUSE AS A SHELTER FROM THE CRAZY. TESSA RECONCILES WITH JESS AND ELLEN, DEATH TAKES A HOLIDAY IN BOOZE, AND LUCI AGREES TO MOVE IN WITH ANDY, AVA, AND PATCHES AT MY OLD APARTMENT. NO, I AM NOT HIGH OR MAKING ANY OF THAT LAST PART UP.
WAR THEN MAKES HIS GRAND DEPATURE BACK TO HELL AND FOR THE MOST PART PEOPLE WISH HIM WELL.
TESSA, NEWLY HERSELF AGAIN, NEXT GOES TO FETCH PATRICK BACK FROM HIS TIME SIX FEET UNDER. EVERYONE IS RELIEVED TO HAVE HIM HOME AGAIN, ESPECIALLY MAGGIE, WHO NOW KNOWS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO WATCH THE ONES YOU LOVE RECKLESSLY ENDANGER THEMSELVES. *COUGH*
LUCI AND GABE, TWO OF THE BAMFEST BAMFS TO EVER BAMF, FOLLOW SUIT SOON THEREAFTER FROM BIBLE CAMP. OF COURSE, JUST BEFORE THEY MADE THEIR DEPARTURE, THEY ER, LEFT THEIR MARK ON THE PLACE, SO TO SPEAK. *SMIRK* FROM BUCKING UNICORNS, TANGLED MESS HALLS, ER…INTERESTING FOOD FIGHTS THAT PROBABLY ENDED IN AN ORGY, AND THAT SOB RAGUEL FINALLY GETTING HIS, IT LOOKED TO BE QUITE THE ADVENTURE. MOST EVERYONE WAS RELIEVED TO SEE BOTH ANGELS BACK IN ONCE PIECE AND BIBLE CAMP LEFT IN RUINS. EXCEPT FOR RAPH, OF COURSE.
ADAM THEN PROCEEDED TO SHOW OFF THE AWESOMELY MEDIEVAL GARDEN HE MADE FOR JOHN AND MARY, PROVING ONCE AGAIN HOW BAMF HE REALLY IS. HEY, BUDDY, THINK YOU COULD MAKE SOMETHING LIKE THAT FOR THE COTTAGE? WE’RE GOING TO HAVE A NICE BACKYARD FOR IT.
SAM THEN HOSTED HIS USUAL ASK SAM, AND AS PER USUAL, THE QUESTIONS RANGED FROM THE MUNDANE TO THE LOVESICK. MAGGIE WAS THE SPECIAL GUEST THIS WEEK, AND I MUST SAY, SHE IS PRETTY WISE, THAT GIRL. GREAT JOB SIS!
BACK AT THE RANCH THE GEEK APARTMENT, LUCIFER APPEARS TO BE SETTLING IN QUITE NICELY. APPARENTLY AVA AND HIM ARE BEASTS AT ROCK BAND, PARTICULARLY MEAT LOAF SONGS. ALSO, ANDY IS BANNED FROM EVER EATING TAKE OUT AGAIN. EVER. AND PATCHES ALSO SHOWS UP, BEING ENDEARING. STILL CAN’T FIND THOSE LUCKY CHARMS, EH DUDE?
ADAM, IN A SURPRISE MOVE, THEN OPENED UP THE ROADHOUSE FOR EVERYONE. LUCI AND PATRICK TALK, AND MAGGIE GATECRASHES, SHOWING OFF HER RATHER POOR NINJA SKILLS. (SORRY SIS, BUT YOU WERE ALWAYS BAD AT SNEAKING.) LILITH TRIES AMBROSIA, WHICH ENDS RATHER BADLY. I SUPPOSE THAT STUFF’S ONLY MEANT FOR ANGELS. TESSA, BEING A GOOD FRIEND, HELPS LILITH OUT. GABE AND ANNA FLIRT AND ARE GENERALLY ADORABLE. ALL IN ALL, A RATHER QUIET NIGHT AT THE BAR, WHICH FEELS LIKE A FIRST.
SPEAKING OF INTERESTING NIGHTS, OUR FAVORITE DRACULA RETURNED TO US, LOOKING SLIGHTLY MORE XANDER SHAPED. APPARENTLY HE WENT TO REHAB FOR HIS SCARY MOVIE ADDICTION (SERIOUSLY, THERE’S A REHAB FOR EVERYTHING NOW) AND LOST HIS BELOVED HAUNTED CASTLE. TREEHOUSE GENERALLY LAUGHS AT HIM, BECAUSE WE REALLY ALL COULD USE A LAUGH OR TWO. GABE OFFERS TO RESTORE DRACCY SO LONG AS HE MAKES GOOD USE OF HIS ACCENT AND CAPE.
PATRICK THEN DEPARTED IN SEARCH OF HIS LOST MAGIC, BREAKING MAGGIE’S BIKE TIRES BEFORE HE LEFT. WHICH SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING EDWARD WOULD DO, HUH. BUT I KNOW HE MEANS WELL. HOPEFULLY, HE’LL COME BACK TO US IN ONE SHAPE, BACK TO THE MANWITCH WE ALL KNOW.
FINALLY, JOURNAL, WAR WROTE TO US FROM HELL, WHERE HE CAN APPARENTLY CREEP DEAN IN THE SHOWER FROM. WHICH ISN’T CREEPY AT ALL. BUT HE ALSO BOUGHT ASH A PLANE TICKET BACK FROM HIS ISLAND, SO THERE’S THAT GOOD NEWS, AT LEAST.
OH GOD, FINALLY DONE. I THINK I’LL GO CURL UP WITH A TUB OF BEN AND JERRY’S AND BEACHES…
(OOC: I know this is early, but I have work later today, and I wanted to get this done before more posts showed up, lol.)