SO AFTER THE PARTY A FEW NIGHTS AGO I MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN A LITTLE... DRUNK. AND THEN THE GUY WHO WAS TAKING PHOTOS OF CASEY AND BRADY FOUND ME AND SAID THAT I WAS REALLY PRETTY AND I MIGHT HAVE BEEN A LITTLE UPSET AT WAR WHO INSULTED MY HAIR (AGAIN) SO WHEN HE TOLD ME HE WANTED TO TAKE PICTURES OF ME I MIGHT HAVE SAID YES JUST TO SPITE WAR. WELL DRUNKENNESS AND SPITE DO NOT MIX AT ALL, AND I SHOULD HAVE KNOW BETTER BUT HE TOLD ME THAT HE WANTED TO PUT MY PICTURES IN A MAGAZINE BUT HE NEEDED MY SIGNATURE SO UM.... AH.... I MIGHT HAVE SAID YES.
AND NOW WELL THE MAGAZINE IS COMING OUT IN A FEW DAYS AND IT'S WAY TO LATE TO TAKE IT BACK SO I MIGHT AS WELL JUST SHOW YOU THE PICTURES TO AVOID YOU GUYS HAVING TO SEE THEM LATER AND BE REALLY CONFUSED RIGHT? RIGHT? SO UH HE SENT ME THE ONES THAT THEY ARE CONSIDERING PUTTING IN AND [BLUSHES] HERE THEY ARE.
SOOOOOOOOOOO THOSE ARE GOING TO BE IN A MAGAZINE AT SOME POINT AND OH GOD.
[GOES TO HIDE BECAUSE WTF HE IS NEVER GETTING THIS DRUNK AGAIN]