~SEXY SCANDAL ROCKS THE TREEHOUSE~
THE DIRTY DISH
THINGS HAVE BEEN HEATING UP IN THE GOSSIP MILL HERE AT THE TREEHOUSE!
V AND X ARE NOT IN FACT GETTING MARRIED (OOOOOHHHHH SUCKS FOR X) HOWEVER THAT'S GOOD NEW FOR U, AND I RECENTLY CAUGHT V AND U GETTING DOWN AND DIRTY AFTER MAKING UP IN, AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELEIVE ME WHEN I SAY THIS, HIS CAR, ON MAKE OUT POINT (TACKY TACKY TACKY).
IT ALSO SEEMS THAT C ISN'T OVER THEIR LAST LOVER AND WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET E'S ATTENTION. IT'S STARTING TO REEK OF DESPERATION AND THAT JUST NEEDS TO GO.
ON THE TOPIC OF E, WOULD YOU BELEIVE THIS?!?!? E IS ALSO THINKING OF (OH GOD) WRITING (EW THEIR SKILLS WITH A PEN ARE ATROCIOUS) A BOOK BASED ON THEIR ADVENTURES, WHICH WOULD SEEM LIKE A GOOD IDEA UNTIL YOU REALIZE THAT THE BOOK COULD LEAD TO OF ALL THINGS, COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT (SOME ONE HAS BEEN NAUGHTY).
IN OTHER NEW AFTER BEING OUT OF "THEIR GAME" FOR SO LONG H IS THINKING OF ACTUALLY PREFORMING AGAIN. BUT THEY BETTER BE CAREFUL BECAUSE THE ROAD TO STARDOM (IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'D CALL IT) IS LONG AND HARD (LIKE PARTS OF DEAN'S DROP DEAD BODY). I WOULD WISH THEM LUCK BUT I DON'T REALLY CARE.
ALSO B SEEMS TO BE DOING MUCH BETTER (OR AT LEAST GETTING THERE) AFTER THEY GOT THEMSELVES INTO A BIT OF HOT WATER. AND I HAVE TO SAY (I DO) THAT BEING SICK HAS DONE THEM A WORLDDDDD OF GOOD. AFTER ALL THEY WERE STARTING TO PACK ON THE POUNDS AND EW NO ONE WANTS TO SLEEP WITH A TUB OF LARD.
FINALLY THE SASSY MISS F SEEMED TO HAVE LET THE DOGS OF WAR OUT BUT HAS ANYONE NOTICED YET? I HOPE SHE CAN PUT THINGS TO RIGHT WHEN THINGS GET BADDDDD (AND OH YOU CAN BELIEVE THEY ARE GOING TO GET BAD).
I'LL LEAVE YOU WITH MY SONG OF THE MOMENT (A LITTLE SOMETHING TO MAKE SURE ALL YOU FREAKS AND GEEKS ACTUALLY HAVE GOOOOOOODDD MUSIC TASTE):
ALSO DID DEAN'S ASS LOOKS FABULOUS IN THOSE JEANS YESTERDAY OR WHAT?
XOXO
~TH_PAPARAZZI
THINGS HAVE BEEN HEATING UP IN THE GOSSIP MILL HERE AT THE TREEHOUSE!
V AND X ARE NOT IN FACT GETTING MARRIED (OOOOOHHHHH SUCKS FOR X) HOWEVER THAT'S GOOD NEW FOR U, AND I RECENTLY CAUGHT V AND U GETTING DOWN AND DIRTY AFTER MAKING UP IN, AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELEIVE ME WHEN I SAY THIS, HIS CAR, ON MAKE OUT POINT (TACKY TACKY TACKY).
IT ALSO SEEMS THAT C ISN'T OVER THEIR LAST LOVER AND WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET E'S ATTENTION. IT'S STARTING TO REEK OF DESPERATION AND THAT JUST NEEDS TO GO.
ON THE TOPIC OF E, WOULD YOU BELEIVE THIS?!?!? E IS ALSO THINKING OF (OH GOD) WRITING (EW THEIR SKILLS WITH A PEN ARE ATROCIOUS) A BOOK BASED ON THEIR ADVENTURES, WHICH WOULD SEEM LIKE A GOOD IDEA UNTIL YOU REALIZE THAT THE BOOK COULD LEAD TO OF ALL THINGS, COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT (SOME ONE HAS BEEN NAUGHTY).
IN OTHER NEW AFTER BEING OUT OF "THEIR GAME" FOR SO LONG H IS THINKING OF ACTUALLY PREFORMING AGAIN. BUT THEY BETTER BE CAREFUL BECAUSE THE ROAD TO STARDOM (IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'D CALL IT) IS LONG AND HARD (LIKE PARTS OF DEAN'S DROP DEAD BODY). I WOULD WISH THEM LUCK BUT I DON'T REALLY CARE.
ALSO B SEEMS TO BE DOING MUCH BETTER (OR AT LEAST GETTING THERE) AFTER THEY GOT THEMSELVES INTO A BIT OF HOT WATER. AND I HAVE TO SAY (I DO) THAT BEING SICK HAS DONE THEM A WORLDDDDD OF GOOD. AFTER ALL THEY WERE STARTING TO PACK ON THE POUNDS AND EW NO ONE WANTS TO SLEEP WITH A TUB OF LARD.
FINALLY THE SASSY MISS F SEEMED TO HAVE LET THE DOGS OF WAR OUT BUT HAS ANYONE NOTICED YET? I HOPE SHE CAN PUT THINGS TO RIGHT WHEN THINGS GET BADDDDD (AND OH YOU CAN BELIEVE THEY ARE GOING TO GET BAD).
I'LL LEAVE YOU WITH MY SONG OF THE MOMENT (A LITTLE SOMETHING TO MAKE SURE ALL YOU FREAKS AND GEEKS ACTUALLY HAVE GOOOOOOODDD MUSIC TASTE):
Click to viewALSO DID DEAN'S ASS LOOKS FABULOUS IN THOSE JEANS YESTERDAY OR WHAT?
XOXO
~TH_PAPARAZZI