EPIC RESCUE MISSION IS EPIC AND ... RESCUE-EY?

[treehouse_death]

OKAY, EVERYONE WHO'S BEEN WORRIED ABOUT GABE, YOU CAN RELAX A LITTLE. HE ISN'T BETTER YET, BUT LUCI TELLS ME THERE'S A CURE - SO HE WILL BE.

BUT.

THE CURE IS MADE OF DISTILLED VARGA VENOM.

HAVEN'T HEARD OF IT? THERE'S A REASON. THE VARGA PLANTS ARE NATIVE TO THE PLANET SKARO AND Y'ALL ARE LUCKY YOU'VE NEVER BEEN THERE. THEY ALSO HAPPEN TO BE

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[th_pesti]

GOOD LUCK FINDING A CURE FOR GABE. MAYBE WHILE YOU'RE THERE YOU COULD FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET ME OUT OF HEAVEN.

[treehouse_death]

WORKING ON IT, OKAY? ONE CRISIS AT A TIME, HERE.

[th_paparazzi]

IS IT TRUE THAT YOU HAVE FANTASIES OF LUCIFER HAULING YOU OVER HIS KNEE AND SPANKING YOU WHILE YOU CALL HIM DADDY?

[treehouse_ellen]

OOC - *CHOKES ON HER DRINK* LOLOL I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

[th_paparazzi]

ooc: /blinks innocently/

what?

[treehouse_ellen]

OOC - nothing. just expressing my admiration for your turn of phrase.

[th_paparazzi]

ooc: well I ~do~ have a gift with words! why I'm a reporter!

[treehouse_ellen]

OOC - and a fine job you're doing too. please keep up the good work :)

[th_paparazzi]

ooc: so glad you're enjoying yourself. I intend to

[treehouse_ellen]

OOC - *has never been so happy not to be contraversial*

[th_paparazzi]

ooc: /smirk/

[treehouse_ellen]

OOC - *aaaaaaaaand now she's unnerved*

[th_paparazzi]

ooc: oh don't worry.

no stone shall go unturned

[treehouse_ellen]

ooc - 0___0 *goes to sweep under every stone she can find*

[th_paparazzi]

ooc: /smirks wider/

and now i'm *convinced* there's something to find on you.

[treehouse_ellen]

ooc - nooooo...

i've nothing to hide.

*cleans more thoroughly*